![]() Hi its just me Charly. Do you ever think that you might be losing your insanity. Yah, me too! Some ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down . 2. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. drink tomato juice every day while yelling "i will suck your blood!" 4. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face. 6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 7. Whenever your in a supermarket float down the aisles with the trolley. 8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 9. when the money comes out of the ATM (cash machine), scream "i won! i won!" 10. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!" 11. Now if does not work you just need too try harder and never give up. |
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