Hey everyone, it's Awkward Sarcasm. I'm basically Fem!Romamo personified, and by that I mean I'm moody, and I cuss a lot.

I ship: Spamano (My OTP), Gerita, UsUk, DeNor, SuFin, PruCan, RoChu, PoLeit, Pruhun, Red Velvet Pancakes (1p & 2p Canada), LietBel, Iceland/Canada (This ship will fucking sail) Romania/Bulgaria, Sealand/Wy, and Iceland/Fridge. These are what I'll mostly use in my stories, so if you don't like these ships my stories aren't for you!

Now, time for my stories!

Currently, I just posted a new story called Misconception. I'l probably post chapters pretty irregularly, but I

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or someone supports another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear like crazy.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit! Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, Painting Politics and Poland, Flameswolf, Toboe's Soulmate, Mio-san, RapunzelInTheSnow, NyanNyanMeow, AwkwardSarcasm

Diclaimer: I don't own any of the images I use, and nor do I own any of the fandoms I write for. If I did, my stories would be episodes and all my ships canon.