Someone said that I should put my I-Pod on shuffle in order to come up with newspaper story ideas. Instead, I came up a series of one-shots.

Temari is a new transfer student at Konoha High, who then meets the 5 hottest guys in the whole entire school, but only one stands out. A love story? Psh! Yeah right! shikatema / Shikamaru X Temari / Other Pairings! Important to read my notes at the start

Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU

The happily ever afters of the whole Naruto manga family. A collection of one shots that are all related to each other about the multiple pairings I support from the manga and what happens to them in their futures together. Pairings- ShikaTema, InoCho, NejiTen, NaruHina, KakaSaku, LeeOC, KibaOC

A/N: Just read in between the lines. A couple of drabbles and some I can't seem to control. Uhm things are really getting out of hand. Ratings vary. No spoilers. Complete.

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." The moments in Shikamaru's life when he is not asleep. Drabbles

One night stands have never seemed to turn out well for Temari. What will happen when she gets news of a little package on it's way? And what of the spiky-haired lazy goon that got her in this mess in the first place? Language warning. Rating may change

Felix plays too much horror games, in Marzia's opinion. So what if those horror games play with Felix's mind? Can Marzia tell him that the real world and the gaming world are two different things? ONE SHOT. Pewdie X Cutie. A bit of OOC. Non-profitable.

Sejak pertemuan pertama kami yang diawali dengan perdebatan sengit, aku tidak menyangka jika ia akan menjadi seseorang yang sangat berarti untukku. Ya, hanya kau dan aku.

Due to snowstorms Temari has to stay in Konoha. She starts to feel alone, but then she meets a special someone in the park. Shikamaru/Temari

A series of one-shots of sweet and awkward encounters between Shikamaru and Temari. Possibly some OOC-ness. And possibly some AU stuff later.

It has been five years since the events of Stark Tower, and finally everyone seems to have settled down into normal lifestyles – including Natasha and Clint, who are finally having a baby together. However, unknown to Clint, Natasha's feelings about the pregnancy are drastically different to his own. These are a collection of letters Natasha wrote to her unborn child over a year.

Nara Shikamaru is now 22. Many years have passed and much has changed in the village of Konoha. **First FanFic, please review! Constructive criticism is welcomed, just dont be too mean ...Hope you enjoy!

AU. It's amazing how bumping into someone can cause so much irritation. It's even more amazing when that irritation evaporates and something else replaces it. ShikaTema.

Shikamaru and Temari are told by Hokage Tsundae to be Exam Proctors at the Chunin exams. Will anything... unexpected happened? Two Shot.

When a mysterious angel arrives to stay by Ciel's side until she grants his wish, Sebastian finds himself drawn towards her. But with the arrival of this angel, trouble is not too far behind. How will they deal with the hard times ahead? SebastianxOC

Shikamaru uses shadow puppets to tell his daughter a good-night story. Fluffy one-shot. Minor ShikaTema.

"Troublesome woman." Shikamaru grumbled. "Crybaby." Temari retorted. ShikaTema.

Derek cannot keep his feelings, or body parts for that matter, to himself anymore. When Penelope Garcia comes to his front door in the middle of the night to inform him Kevin left her, what will happen?

"Aku mencintaimu,"/"Maafkan aku, aku janji tidak akan lagi membuatmu menderita."/"Selamat jalan, ayah. Suatu saat nanti, kita pasti akan bersama lagi. Doakan agar aku bisa menjadi suami yang hebat seperti dirimu.../ShikaTema oneshoot.../Read n Riview?

Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language

Temari is on a ski trip with all five of her fellow team mates and the football team. She's had a thing with Shikamaru in the past, but could a fling turn into more? And who is that new girl with him? Read to find out! Rated T for safety.

If Shikamaru dislikes troublesome women, but loves Temari, is he a liar, confused, or a jokester? "The first thing she said when she saw my hulking figure was that I was that much closer to the clouds." WARNING: Don't smoke just because Shika does!

"Kalau tidak bisa tidur, coba hitung kambing loncat di padang rumput." Apa yang Temari lakukan ketika ia tidak bisa tidur? RnR please :D Summary jelek, story nggak kok XD

Shikamaru and Temari aren't exactly dating. They don't exactly get along. It just sort of happened, but neither would exchange it for anything else. Shikamaru ponders their relationship over the past couple months. Shikamaru/Temari. OneShot

Don't you just hate it when your dating the guy of your dreams then some stuck up rich guy thinks he's in love with you! Well that's the situation Temari has gotten herself into. What will Shikamaru do when he finds out that Sasuke likes Temari too? R&R

"I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things...I really can't deny it. I'm pretty normal. It's as simple as that." she said bluntly. He smiled, "Anything simple always interests me."

Temari leaves Suna to escape her bad romance life and find some peace with being alone. Shikamaru has other plans for her. Songfic.

Shikamaru, an intern, attempts to approach Temari, another intern, by passing all his work onto her. For a genius, he sure is bad at flirting. AU, ShikaTema oneshot.

He was a heir to the kingdom. She lost her house and parents. He lives in a castle, her a shack. They meet each other and the world falls apart. AU Rated T for safety.

Can love bloom even when you are in the middle of an on-going war? Maybe? Maybe not? But somewhere between love and war, something definitely happened. And only two lone figures knew what it was.

I'm sorry that I'm a nice guy, that I'd treat you right, and would never do anything to hurt you. I'm sorry that your too blinded to see that. Anti-ShikaIno. Rated T for safety.

Team 10 is stuck in the mall running Santa's Workshop. Suddenly, Shika sees his blonde girlfriend Temari and her brothers. What are they doing here? Countless couples ShikaTema ChoIno KankuKiba LeeGaa hints of NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku ect.

Shikamaru's POV shika starts dating Ino after Temari leaves, but begins to grow bored with the situation. Oneshot Ratd T for cursing

What if, instead of his father helping Shikamaru through his most painful loss, Temari had made a special trip to Konoha instead? ShikaTema, Oneshot. Spoilers through Shippuuden episode 80.

A group of short stories about Shikamaru and Temari. All sorts of topics, so you may get some you don't like. Updated every week, hopefully. Rated T because I'm paranoid king.

It's a rainy day, and Temari takes shelter where she knows she'd be most welcome. ShikaxTema. Fluff! o uo

After their first night together, Temari has doubts about their relationship. Shikamaru has to chase her doubts away. Prequel to Nara's Creed.

Temari comes home to find her husband sleeping. A short, sweet, fluffy little Shika/Tema drabble. Enjoy! Rated T, just to be safe, for some swear words.

Sometimes you need to let someone explain, or else everything you've worked for will go down the drain. lol, I rhymed I promise the story is a LOT better than the summary. ShikaTema

Missing scene from the end of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Yoshino always seems to micromanage her son's life. Why wasn't she there when he returned from the first mission he ever led as a chuunin? What could have kept her from being there?

We always hear about the single mother's raising their children in this indifferent world. But about the single fathers? Well Shikamaru has two growing troublesome daughters, but a beautiful blonde down the hall just may be the answer to his prayers.

I saw her walking down the aisle. Tears running down her face. I should be at the front of the alter. We should be getting married. I yelled " I object!" Everyone stared at me with surprise. ShikaTema. Rated T for safety.

Troublesome messenger duty. Poor Shika... is his night ruined? Note: This Temari is fandom-canon. The Ooc-ness is intentional.

Yoshino Nara reflects on being a wife and mother. When her husband Shikaku gets home, she finds herself longing for his attention. She just wants to have some fun with her husband... but is he on the same wavelength? Fluff & Married life fun. Please R&R!

Shikamaru is always dreaming of Temari, hoping she has a mission and comes to Konoha. And eventually, she does... First story/

Shikamaru and Temari are hiding something to everyone else, what could this be that lead into something more troublesome? Now that Ino knows about this, what will Shikamaru do.? Rated T to be safe. Enjoy!

Shika/Tema Implied Shika/Ino It was early December and for Shikamaru, snow had come to mean something more than just that troublesome thing that fell from the sky every winter.* Written in response to today's snow Dec. 7 One-shot. Cute & short.

They are at war. In those darkest time, a certain blonde kunoichi will finally acknowledge her true feeling for someone special. T for swearing/death scene. Please review Shika/Tema ONESHOT

And if Nature has withheld from you the sensation of pleasure, then teach your lips to lie and say you feel it all." Shikatema fluff.

Every guy in Konoha is in love, and all Shikamaru needs is someone to help him clean out his shed! Is that too much to ask? Why do guys always drop their friends for girls? A fluffy, gooey, first-kiss one-shot. Shika/Tema, with Kiba/Ino & Naru/Saku.

During one of Temari's routine visits to Konoha, she and Shikamaru start to grow closer. The question is, how will they handle this new game? More importantly, who will win?

After her horrible break-up with the one she loves, Temari sits in a crowd waiting for Konaha's school talent show to start. But what keeps her there rather than just getting up and leaving? Songfic. Review? First story. : Don't be too harsh.

One-shot He wasn't the best boyfriend a girl could have. To him, she deserved so much more. So one day he decided to ask her, Why does she stay? ShikaxTem

“Tem? Why are you crying?” “You can’t die, Shikamaru! You can’t leave me alone! Without you, I don’t know what I will do! I need you! So, please don’t leave me!” I blurted out as I kept crying. ShikaTema. Oneshot. Rated T for the use of the word 'damn'.

ShikamaruxTemari AU. Temari and Shikamaru have had a falling out. Again. Temari thinks this is the last time but Shikamaru isn't ready to give her up. Can they come to terms and get back together? Well, duh, but read anyway!

ShikaTema. A homecoming. So much WAFF you may perish.

Sometimes even chores have unexpected benefits.

Shikaku/Yoshino. Lazy jounin stuck grading genin exams with troublesome, type-A-personality chuunin. Sparks fly. Fluffy first kiss stuff. Rated T for a little language.

Temari goes into a fight with her best friend Ino and Ino tells her something and Temari runs around in town and guess who she finds? Better than the summary i think.. One-shot

“I can show you the world…” He told me this once. I didn’t believe him. He wanted nothing and I made sure I got everything. What more could he possibly show? ShikaTema

Shikamaru and Temari Love story I FINALLY wrote. for all those who pestered me to make one sorry for the wait. Here it is! I hope you like it!

ONE SHOT! SPOILER ALERT! Done for a contest: Shikamaru and his wife Temari are expecting their second child. Despite everything going perfectly medically, Shikamaru has a few concerns weighing constantly on his mind...

This is an entree for DA Ramachan's baby naming contest. Shikamaru and Temari celebrate the birth of their second child in Suna

ShikaTema. Bit OOC. Set in the near future. Rated T to be sure.**characters not mine, borrowing from masashi kishimoto**

ShikaTema. How Shikamaru admitted to Temari his true feelings.**characters not mine, borrowing from masashi kishimoto**

Good things can happen when you're ill...

More than talking happens when Temari and Shikamaru are locked in a closet together....ShikaTema, with slight NaruHina.

A 4 shot Shakamaru X Temari A small collection of Temari X Shikamaru fics set in the future. Rated T - Edited 2/2/2008

V-Day fic. It's Valentines Day in Konoha, and Shikamaru's always given a hard time for not trying to get a date. So this year, he dedides he's gonna try, using a pick-up line on the girl he loves. Rated T to be safe.

Shikamaru reminisces on all the things troublesome in his life, and soon realizes that there is one thing that isn't that troublesome...

ShikaxTema. Shikamaru struggles to find a gift for Temari, and figures the whole day is a sham. But, maybe, it isn't that troublesome after all...

Ino finds out that Shikamaru digs Temari. She tries setting them up but soon learns that only the two of them can expose the true love that has always been there...

“What’s wrong with fishnet?” ...Oh, the conversations with which Temari traps Shikamaru. Poor boy never saw it coming. Oneshot. Rated for some language.

Everytime I'm with you, I learn. And that time we laid there, talking the night away, that's when I knew... That's when I knew I was in love.

After over six months of not being able to see her, Shikamaru finally gets a chance to travel to Suna for village purposes, though, that isn’t the reason he wants to go. The only reason he is interested is because he gets to see her again. Sequel.

Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.

Our favourite lazy ninja was once again forced to hang out with that troublesome woman from Suna. But he sees something that made him change his mind about the bitter feelings in missing his usual cloudgazing schedule. ShikaTema bit SasuNaru OOC I think.

Shikamaru and Temari play an interesting game.

Shikamaru thought birthdays sucked until someone gave him a little gift

Temari and Shikamaru have just finished watching a movie, and it's storming outside. Due to Temari's stubbornness, Shikamaru isn't spending the night at her house. Fluffy. ShikaTem Very slight sex references. Oneshot

ShikaTema, oneshot, fluff; Some things are just too beautiful not to share.

Shikamaru and Temari are travelling back from Suna to Konoha. Just a little moment they have together. Or two. Pairings: ShikaTema! That's a warning for anyone who doesn't like this couple. Thanks. Ciao.

[ShikaTema] Based on a True story, with my own personal touch. Sad story, but a happy one too.

Sometimes a person loses themselves in their own courage so much that it becomes the main source of their fear. But when we hear our fears voiced out loud, that can be enough to bring us back. Thankfully, Temari has Shikamaru for that. Shippuuden oneshot.

Temari goes to Konoha to do assigned work. She, like always, is welcomed to Shikamaru's home. However, Shikakun wants to have some dirty fun. Oh, how Temari gets distracted from work! ShikaTema

Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple

(More like PG-15, oy) ShikamaruxTemari. Abundant fluff and near-smut. Because it's not how you win, it's how you play the game.