Azzkick4Ammohide bio
I haven't written fic for any fandom in aaaaages but The Walking Dead is drawing me back in. (Fandoms, why can't I quit you foreverrrrrs?) So expect fic soon and expect it to suck until I've had a chance to get my chops. I write humor (from crack to satire) and Sir Darkish McDarkerson's House of Darkfic. I don't write teh prawns, not because I have a problem with it (I rather enjoy reading it) but because I suck at it. Stuffs I like and am currently into: The Walking Dead (TV - haven't read the GN- no spoilers, plzkthnx)Glee (shut up)Breaking BadDexterRuPaul's Drag RaceSweeney Todd (the one with Edward Scissorhands, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Judge Snape)Stuffs I still like but am not really into all that much anymore: Harry PotterTwilight (for the lulz, DON'T JUDGE ME)Death NoteSims 2 |
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Black Cat Bone by SpyVsTailor reviews
Set about a week after the events in Graveyard Dirt & Salt. Daryl wakes up and things are decidedly different at the convent. Rated M for language, because of the Dixon's and their pretty (but dirty) mouths.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,113 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Carol, Daryl D.] Merle D. - Complete
What the Hell is Wrong With Me? by rabbitheartedgirl88 reviews
Daryl Dixon hated hospitals. He hated the way they smelled. He hated the bright fluorescent lights. He hated those stupid gowns they put you in. He hated all the sick people wandering around. But mostly he hated the way those doctors and nurses looked at him, like he was just another trashy, redneck junkie trying to score a prescription for Oxy. AU, no zombies
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,071 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Daryl D., Carol
The Last One Standing by definitelywalkerbait reviews
She had outlived all the other women from the original Atlanta group. She was the last one standing. Who could have seen that? Collection of drabbles, set after season 3. Disclaimer: The Walking Dead belong to Robert Kirkman and AMC. No copyright infringement intended. Chapter 51: Under Attack
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 230,282 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Carol, Daryl D.
Disappear by Leda71 reviews
This story explores what might have happened between Carol and Daryl after the end of Season 2. How close did they get? Rated M for sexual content/language. This is my first fanfiction - please read and review if you enjoy Caryl angst/love/smut, etc. Disclaimer: I do not own The Walking Dead or its characters - just borrowing them for fun!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,488 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Carol, Daryl D.
Graveyard Dirt & Salt by SpyVsTailor reviews
A Marine comes across two half-dead men in the middle of the woods and suddenly finds himself in the middle of a war he didn't know was being waged just outside his front door. In the midst of it a tale that contains pretty white river flowers and a lost little girl. Rated for language and perhaps more. Set after the Dixon Brothers tangle with the Governor.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 254,179 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Revelation by Silvercreekmama reviews
This is a continuation of my story 'Squirrel' that was set immediately after Merle's death. Daryl must find a way to navigate his grief and the integration of Woodbury while adjusting to his and Carol's newfound love. Rated M for Dixon mouth and later smut.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Daryl D., Carol
Skin Deep by Haitus80 reviews
The world is over. His brother is gone. His options are slim. And then out of the fog appears something he doesn't even recognize. He doesn't see it at first for what it really is. Hope.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 94 - Words: 312,500 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D., Sophia - Complete
The Shipyard by zenofbeingmommy reviews
Caryl bits from my notebook - chapters are individual drabbles, not meant to represent a whole - not everything will be M, but rating it that way because some may be (The Walking Dead and identifiable characters are not mine - no infringement is intended or implied) - quality improves as chapters go on - you may want to start with the most recently published
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Carol, Daryl D.
Paradox of Choice by Chirella reviews
Daryl is more aware of his choices regarding Carol than anyone knows, each choice changing their relationship bit by bit, but he doesn't know where the trail of choices will lead them, he can only follow. Set right after the Season 3 finale.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
The Book of Judith by Praxid reviews
Judith Grimes and Daryl Dixon are the final survivors to remain from the group, struggling to make a life for themselves in the later years of the outbreak. This is a loose collection of short stories set in the decade after the show takes place, as Judy slowly grows up under his care.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Daryl D., Judith G. - Complete
Squirrel by Silvercreekmama reviews
This multi chapter fic is what happened when Daryl returned to the prison after Merle's death. Total Caryl, rated M for future chapters.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
How These Days Grow Long by DrPepperDiva reviews
Daryl/Glenn, AU in which Daryl and Glenn were together before the ZA.After Atlanta fell, they each assumed the other died and ended up with different survivor groups. The two groups are about to run across each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,580 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
One Night by Elizabeth Kate Kelly reviews
Just a one shot story about Carol comforting Daryl on the night he needs her most. Rated M for all the good stuff.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Hero by Anya-Paradox reviews
He was so close, so very close; then she stumbled out of that barn, a walker. Daryl wasn't fast enough to save her, and now, the only thing left to do is save Carol. But maybe, she'll be the one to save him?
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
The Ice Storm by AmbrosiaD reviews
Starts the night of and just a little after the "Wanna screw around?" comment. Flashes back to the winter & explains how they got to this point. Ch.3 is a bit M.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
The Lumberjack Fantasy by lilseli69 reviews
"It doesn't matter what kind of world we live in now. You have to follow your desire. That is neither foolish nor stupid."
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete