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Joined 01-19-13, id: 4493560, Profile Updated: 06-27-19
Author has written 10 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, Pokémon, Naruto, and One Piece.

Hello~

Name: Call me Ameji

Age: 20

Fav colour: Purple

Fav number: 8

Fav character: Itachi Uchiha / Law Trafalgar

Number of pets: 4

Number of animes watched: A lot


For all those who follow me or will follow me: I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOOUUUU!!!!

I can't believe I have so many fans so far...


Pls no hate comments

I love you all my awesome fans!

Starting as soon as I can, I'll be re-posting all the lemons I once had on here! Sorry to those who lost them temporarily


Favorite animes

Naruto

One Piece

Ghost Hunt

Soul Eater

D. Gray-Man

Black Butler

Hetalia

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fruits basket

Ouran High School Host Club

OTPs

Anime:

Sasuke x Naruto
Sakura x Itachi
Sakura x Sai
Sasuke x Itachi (x Naruto sometimes)

Germany x Italy
England x France
Spain x Romano

Haruhi F. x Kyoya

Haruhi S. x Kyon

Tohru x Kyo

Maka x Kid

Zuko x Katara

Yato x Hiyori

Sadao x Emi

Ciel x Sebastian

Lenalee x Lavi

Apollo x Silvia

Law x Nami


Pokemon:

Ferriswheelshipping

Vatonageshipping

SoulSilvershipping

Dualrivalshipping

Ikarishipping

Livecastershipping

Contestshipping

Pokeshipping

Wishfulshipping


YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF..

you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off

your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason

your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed English 101

I'm the type of person who can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs whenever toast pops out of the toaster


Random Quizzy Thingy

1. Write the name of someone of the opposite gender

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (DON'T CHEAT)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


FEMALE COMEBACKS!

pick up line comebacks, add to it.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuations.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!

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The Stormtrooper's Guide on How to Handle an Insufferable Boss by cazlove reviews
"We... have a favor to ask," one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them. "Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?" comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
The Middle Ground: A Dream Is A Wish by ToryTigress92 reviews
Rey has found the legendary Jedi Master and hero of the Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker. But as the young Jedi begins her training, her bond with Kylo Ren is undiminished. As she learns the ways of the Force, Rey begins to suspect deeper truths than either the Sith or the Jedi admit, while Kylo Ren attempts to sway her to his side. Seriously AU as of TLJ.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 189 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Insane Love by Jappa reviews
Sakura thought her life would be boring working in an Asylum. But when a new person is admitted, boy was she wrong! ONESHOT. Also Posted On MyShadowOfDoom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sai of Relief by jjscriptease reviews
When Sakura and Sai get separated from the rest of their team, they must find a way to co-exist and work out their issues. Sakura x Sai. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
YoureTooOldForThat by Patd06 reviews
Sasuke has a crush on a sexy, candid YouTuber. An unwilling trip to a crap small town leads to some very fulfilling events. One-shot. SasuNaru. Warning: OOCness and inappropriate touching...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Let It Rock by Daughter of Zeus007 reviews
Death's Apprentice and Luring Souls, two different bands, one tour bus, 6 months together. Romance? Of course! rated T for SUPER STRONG language! I don't own any of the songs or characters! In need for a better tittle!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eternal Midnight by Corianin reviews
Lenalee finds herself in a place she doesn't recognize with a man she doesn't know. No matter how long a night may seem, morning always comes. (Companion piece to Just Tonight, though can be read on its own)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lenalee Lee, Tyki Mikk - Complete
A Day At The Office by Eesa reviews
Kid tries to file some taxes, and control his temper. Follow up to "Like a Boss"
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Getting to know you by Leopard Queen reviews
During the last case Lin and Mai got to know each other while they were trapped in a elevator. On their new case Lin and Mai were turned in to dogs by a witch's ghost. Now the team have to find a way to turn them back. Complete! R&R.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - K. Lin, Mai T. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by Lonely Rain reviews
There is a hidden club in Death City called Pulse. Very few people know about it. But Maka knows and apparently, so does a special shinigami. Oneshot Songfic to Dancing in the Dark by Dev. MakaxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
It's a Secret to Everybody by GentlemanBones reviews
Maya drags Phoenix to the very last showing of the latest Steel Samurai movie. She also really likes salt, apparently. One-shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Pink Ink by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Mysterious lover by EthiopianPrincess reviews
For years, she had wondered who her mysterious guardian was and now he was going to be her husband! Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girls' Night in Sunagakure by XxReighxX reviews
ONESHOT! “Care to explain THIS then, Nii-san?” the redhead asked, pitching a tabloid magazine at the middle Sabaku’s face.."KAZEKAGE-SAMA NEEDS TO GET LAID! An exclusive interview with one of our fearsome leader’s siblings. Sabaku no Kankurou. Hinted Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The KabuSaku Guide: Trapped In A Cave by Sweet Ashori reviews
WARNING: When trapped in a cave, these steps may not help save your life. They will, however, cause extreme embarrassment, awkward situations, and eye-scaring images. Follow at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Itachilova101 reviews
When Sakura went on a B-ranked mission, she never expected to end up the master to a seemingly senile old lady who offers her three wishes. But, is this old lady as senile as Sakura thinks? EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shades of Lust by Kyia Star reviews
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.-- William Congreve
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 107,585 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Releasing 'Inner' Sakura by Kane Shi Megami reviews
It was suppose to be a simple abduction. But Itachi didn't count on Kisame knocking out the hostage and releasing someone completely different. Now they must deal with the repercussions. Itaxsaku? sakuxkis? Maybe :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Promise Written In Snow by Chicklets reviews
Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
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Paralyzer reviews
Law is annoyed from being dragged to a club by his crew, but gets distracted by a certain woman in an eye-catching dress. His mood is sure to change... But only if he can approach her. A collection of Law x Nami songfics set in the same timeline. There is straight-up adult content throughout the whole thing, because who can resist it with the hottest ship? **First chapter updated**
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 6/27 - [Nami, T. Law]
Indestructible
Sequel to Inevitable! Itachi and Ameji have finally gotten their lives back on track, but will it last? What happens when the darkness they escaped from comes out from the shadows once more? I don't own anything except OCs and storyline ideas. Warning for homophobes: Background SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,293 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Itachi U., OC] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Inevitable reviews
Amejisuto Ishi has asked Itachi Uchiha for help in training her to become a better ninja, but the requirements are more than what she could imagine. In the back round, the evil Akatsuki organization want to capture Itachi for plans of their own... OcXItachi, Non-massacre. I don't own anything
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Alive for another year
Just a short story for Naru-chan's birthday
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dealing with it
Crona's lost in thought during a friendly match of basketball. I don't own anything
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Crona - Complete
Finally accomplished reviews
A short story where Maka finally turns Soul into a death scythe and they have to live up to some new rules for accomplished meisters and weapons.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
To love again reviews
Silver is faced with a close friend's death and realises more about himself.. Story's better than summary. Soulsilvershipping! I don't own anything xD
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
A day in the life of Kyo
An old fanfic I wrote where you are taken through a day in Kyo's side of the story. I don't own anything :3
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Kyo S., Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Mystery reviews
A one-shot about Kid trying to discover new things about Maka (I don't own anything except my ideas)
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Idiots and secret sides reviews
Haruhi is saddened by her fathers mean words and Hikaru tries to comfort her.. Eventually the whoe club is bothering her who her crush is Oneshot haruhixhikaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
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