CrazySalkerFanNextDoor
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-19-13, id: 4608525, Profile Updated: 09-04-13

OK, PEOPLE!! I'm gonna throw out some information about me, cuz YOU'll NEVER, EVER FIND ME!!! HAHA!


First things first, I am some age that has two digits and live in the f*ed city of Los Angeles (I think I spelled it right???) and I am terrible at science and history. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SITE'S FOR, IS IT?!?!?! I love the book series, Harry Potter, Haven (which, sadly, is not on FanFiction), Maximum Ride, and Divergent. I also love the book, The Space Between Us (Also not on FanFiction) and love the reality TV show, Big Brother.

I spend my summers somewhere in America I will not tell you, and I am currently struggling to learn German. Now that I gave you my interests and some personal information it's time to talk about my writing.

I love making original characters and I like making stories primarily about those original characters. In my stories, I tend to focus more in description and action so those of you who get bored by that can leave this author the f* alone.


MORE PERSONAL INFO!!!: Some people would call me rude or obnoxious, and I will not object to either of those names, but if I have no reason to be harsh in any way to YOU I will back the f* off (Also, I have a bit of a swearing obsession :)p


Now that you know this much, I will let you read on. HAVE A CRAZY AND ADVENTUROUS LIFE OUT THERE!!! I AM GOING TO END THIS WITH...

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do, I said in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that most people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normally. I am the girl most people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things that nobody seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, AliceCloneoftheworld,Silent silver wings, vampirevampirevampire, LongLiveLongbottom


Do not let anyone destroy what you believe. Be yourself- Always. Do not listen to people who try to rip you down. If you let anyone take over you, you will get nowhere. No matter who you are or what others say, you and everyone else on this planet, Earth, is smart, strong, and capable of almost anything. Don't tear yourself down over little things. Copy and paste onto your profile if you will not let anyone tear you down.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I am Dauntless by camphalfbloodprince reviews
Original Character Aya, an Erudite, cannot take it anymore and when the choosing ceremony comes, she transfers to Dauntless. What will happen to her there? Rated T because reasons This is my first Fanfic so be nice please :)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013
Dreamless Sleep by SlytherinDiplomat reviews
Neville and his friends return to Hogwarts for their eighth year. Imagine their surprise when Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini do as well. What exactly will this year entail for Neville now that he is quickly becoming enamored with one very different, blond Slytherin? More importantly why is Draco going mental? Rating will change in future chapters. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Four and Six by Paper Sentiments reviews
After two months of waiting, Tris finds that Four finally returns from a "secret mission". Uncertain of their relationship, they proceed on like a couple but have a hard time admitting to it. I've never been good at summaries sorry just read it. Please R&R!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,823 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Being Different by Not So Sirius reviews
Jasmine Evans is...well, different. For one thing, she's a witch and her sister, Petunia, hates her for it. Second, she gets transfered to Hogwarts in Lily's 7th year. Wait, I think I forgot something. Oh yeah. Jasmine's deaf. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sirius B., OC