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If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

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NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

and I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up in the Attic

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One beating tonight.

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From of course Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

and My name is called

so I press myself

Against the cold wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m just so afraid now

and I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

'O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!'

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless,

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;)

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair


She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound


Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure


A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?


But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die


She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "


Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did


Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by


Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made


She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"


The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly

dying She grabbed her bear

And again started crying


Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse


One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor


It must have been
bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms


(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

She paints a pretty picture,

But the story has a twist,

Her paintbrush is a razor,

And her canvas is her wrist.

She paints her pretty picture

In a color thats blood red

While using her sharp paintbrush

She ends up finally dead

Her pretty pictures fading,

Quite slowly on her arm,

The blood is not racing through her,

She can no longer do harm.

She painted her pretty picture,

But her picture had a twist.

You see her mind was her razor

And her heart was her wrist

Add This To Your Profile If You Aren't Against People Who Cut Themselves Or If You Try And Help People Like This On A Daily Basis

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! Its worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure its people you know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers from 1 to 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside the numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down names of opposite gender. 4. Write anyone's name, (friends, family, etc...) in the 4, 5, and 6 spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with instincts!) Finally, make a wish. And now the key to the game... You must tell the number in space 2 people about the game, the person in number 3 is the one you love, the person in 7 is one you like but can't work out, you care most about the person in 4, the person in 5 is one who knows you well, the person you named in 6 is your lucky star, the song in 8 is the song that matches number 3, the title in 9 is the song for the person in 7, the tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind, 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (DON'T REPLY) within the hour. IF you do, you're wish will come true...

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

Please tell the doctors, I know they did try.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I saw the bright light, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... Wow, then you are nowhere NEAR human.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Pickup Line Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you?
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I wanna give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Moral: Use variety to keep thing alive and viral, as Dr. Suess advised.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A hole puncher.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Austin and Ally

4. Without looking guess what time it is:

2:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:51(I am BEAST!!!!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My grandma eating...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, at my little brother's soccer game.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

PTX cover of Royals.

9. What are you wearing?

Short-shorts and sleeveless T-shirt that says 'This is what AWESOME looks like' and a panda with sunglasses

10. Did you dream last night?

Who said i slept?

11. When did you last laugh?

A minute ago. (It's very easy to make me laugh...)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

White paint, white paint, and oh...will you look at that...more white paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not yet...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's interesting.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Game Plan.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy Austin and Ally, and rewrite everything MY way!

17. Tell me something about you I don't know:

I am a HUGE procrastinator.(I should really start my homework...)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

Child abuse. It's not a good thing.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I am not the greatest dancer.

20. George Bush:

...Hi...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kate Laura (last name)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jordan Ross (last name)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nope.

24. What do want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

It's a wonder how you made it here...

FIND YOUR GOD PARENTS:

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobic

You're never afraid during thunderstorms.

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane

You are acrophobic

7/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management issues.

You never back away from a fight

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afriad of fire

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.'

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is never bad.
2/10

100 Truths

1. Last Beverage: Water

2. Last Phone Call: My friend Eileen.

3. Last Text Message: With my friend Mariah.

4. Last Song You Listened To: PTX cover of Royals.

5. Last Time You Sneezed: Last night.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: No.

7. Been cheated on: No.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: No.

9. Lost someone special: Nope.

10: Been depressed: Yes.

11. Been drunk: Nope.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Purple

13. Yellow

14. Red

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Yes.

16. Fallen in love: No.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes.

18. Met someone who changed you: No.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes.

20. Found out someone was talking bad stuff about you: No.

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list: Nope.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friend's list do you know in real life: Almost all of it.

23. Do you have any pets: Nope.

24. Do you want to change your name: Yes.

25. What time did you go to sleep: I didn't.

26. What time did you wake up today: 8:50 in the morning.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: On my iPod.

28. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The Blood of Olympus.

29. Last time you saw your Mother: 6 hours ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing.

31. What are you listening to right now: Nothing.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Bobby: No...

33. What is getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.

34. Most visited webpage(s): Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Fanfiction, YouTube.

35. Nicknames: None.

36. Relationship Status: Single

37. Zodiac Sign: Pisces.

38. Elementary: Eisenhower and Sedgewick Elementary.

39. Middle School: Hyde Middle

40. High School: Still in middle school...

41. Hair color: Black.

42. Tall or short boys: Tall, but not lanky.

43. Height: 5'

44. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.

45. What do you like about yourself: I like to make people laugh and smile. :)

46. Piercings: No.

47. Tattoos: Nope.

48. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

FIRSTS:

49. First surgery: None.

50. First piercing: None.

51. First Best Friend: Andrea.

52. First Sport you joined: Gymnastics.

53. First Vacation: Ethiopia.

54. First pair of sneakers: Sketchers

RIGHT NOW:

55. Eating: Chocolate ice cream.

56. Drinking: Nothing.

57. I'm About To: Read more Fanfics.

58. Listening to: Nothing

59. Waiting for: B of O

60. Want Kids: Yes

61. Get Married?: Yes

62. Career?: Author, Singer, Actress

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Slow or catchy music?: Catchy

64. Lipgloss or lipstick?: Lipgloss

65. Personality or looks: Personality. Looks are just a bonus.

66. Opposites attract or "I want someone just like me?": Opposites attract

67. Lips or eyes?: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses?: Kisses

69. Shorter or taller?: Taller

70. Older or younger: Same age as me!

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach

73. Sensitive or loud?: LOUD! Come on get loud, loud, let it out...

74. Hook up or relationship?: Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant?: Trouble maker. :)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No

77. Drank hard liquor:...If I'm still in middle school, what do YOU think?

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Only about a million times.

79. Sex on first date: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

80. Broken someone's heart: No.

81. Had your own heart broken: No.

82. Cried when someone died: No.

83. Had a pet that wasn't a dog or cat: No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Yes.

85. Good/Bad Luck: Yes.

86. Shooting Stars: Yes.

87. Miracles: Yes.

88. Love At First Sight: Yes.

89. Heaven: Yes.

90. Santa Claus: Nope.

91. Kiss on the first date: Yes.

92: Angels: Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf at the same time: No

94. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yes

95. Did you sing today: Singing right now.

96. Ever cheated on somebody: No

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go and why: Really don't want to.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and re live it: First time I met my best friend.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: yes.

100. Posting this as 100 Truths: Yes.

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Stranded by Serendipulous reviews
"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does..." In a single moment, tragedy strikes. People are left stranded - some hurt, and some even dead. The survivors must find a way home, or a way to make the location their new home; all while dealing with loss, danger, and even love. (Auslly. T for language and some content.)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,846 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
The Adventure of A Lifetime - The Good Girl, Bad Boy Sequel by Austin and Ally Go 1 Direction reviews
What happens when you have 14 highschool students, 7 children, no adult supervisors, and a one week hike through the Narrows of Zion National Park? Austin and Ally are about to find out the hard way over spring break. But it should be fun, right? After all, it is the adventure of a lifetime. -Sequel to When The Good Girl's Stuck With The Bad Boy. (I don't own Austin and Ally)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
Forever and Always by raurauslly.music reviews
Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez have been best friends since the first grade, but when Austin starts blowing off his best friends for dates with other girls, and starts to ignore them, what will Ally and her friends do? Will they find the real reason why Austin is ignoring them? Auslly and little bit of Trez! First Auslly fanfiction!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,378 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Auslly on Deck by StoryGurl16 reviews
Austin gets a gig to perform on a cruise ship...but not just any cruise ship. The S.S. Tipton! The characters of Austin & Ally and The Suite Life on Deck come together for an awesome crossover story!
Crossover - Suite Life series & Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Zack M., Austin M.
Now Why Would I Do That? by Thejhamham reviews
Ally's new to this side of Miami and who better than her soon to be best friend Austin to show her around? He's only a friend, right? I guess a couple of deep conversations late at night could change that. My goal is to fit the phrase 'Now why would I do that' or something similar to that in every chapter. Warning: this will be full of Auslly. I'll rate it T just to be sure!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
Friendship Contract by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
Really, seriously, this was his grade A material and in all of her seventeen years, nothing's prepared her for this caliber of flirting. Mostly because, you know, the idea of the school's most popular boy flirting with her was hilariously and disturbingly absurd. And yet, it was still happening.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,150 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Reuniting and Relationships by lovestories98 reviews
Sequel to Music and Drama! Everyone meets up again, in Miami. All spending time together for the first time in a year. Are relationships the same as they were? The eight of them, Austin, Ally, Trish, Dez, Hannah, Tony, Ben and Bailey have classic fun together before they head off to camp again, and even more there. Who knows what this summer will bring? (T-To be safe, may change)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Taken by ausllydawmoon reviews
Austin and Ally have just broken up after dating for a school year. What will Austin do when Sarah's granddaughter, Piper, kidnaps Ally? Will he be able to save her before it's too late? Sequel to Forgotten! I highly suggest you read Forgotten before you read this! Auslly and maybe a little Trez!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,613 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
When the Good Girl's, Stuck with the Bad Boy by Austin and Ally Go 1 Direction reviews
When Austin knocks a girl out cold in P.E., he's forced to spend winter break volunteering at an orphanage. Ally isn't an Austin fan, he's a jock, she's a nerd. So when she finds out that her winter break relief of volunteering at the local orphanage is going to be spent training Austin, she's naturally put down. Will the two stay in their cliches, or become friends? (Dont own AaA)
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,000 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
13 Roses by raurauslly.music reviews
Thirteen. If you were superstitious, you would say that this is a bad luck number. If you knew about roses, you'd know that 13 roses signify a secret admirer. So when Ally Dawson finds a note and a rose in her locker, who put it there and why? It's a normal day; so, why the roses? Will she figure out who her secret admirer is? Will she love him back? Find out in 13 Roses!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,169 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Life Infront of The Camera by SomethingGreaterXoXo reviews
Sequel to Life Behind the Camera! You loved them in A&A, you cheered on forAuslly and now we can see how life is for this ultimate power couple. Rated T
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Teddy Bears and Corsages by bookgirlrt reviews
What could happen on an ordinary girly sleepover that could change all their lives? How does it affect them at the up-and-coming Marino High Junior Ball? Do misunderstandings pull them apart or can they all come together in the end? Trez and Auslly stories :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] [Dez, Trish dlR.]
Relationship Things by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
AU. Sequel to Christmas Things. It doesn't take long for Austin and Ally to get together. And with the new year approaching, they're pretty excited to spend it with each other, as a shiny new couple.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,878 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Auslly Chatfic! by StoryGurl16 reviews
A cute auslly story! Please check it out!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Austin and Ally My Episodes by KP1703 reviews
Here are a some episodes that I have created full of Humor, Romance and most of all the Friendship between the four friends. I hope you like them. My first Fanfic! Don't be decieved by the genres there will be lots of Auslly in this. Please Read on! :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
Someone Else's Girl by RossLover2012 reviews
Dallas is Austin's best friend; Ally's Dallas' girlfriend. But Austin and Ally understand each other more than anyone else. They start to get closer than ever when Ally makes Austin keep her musical passion a secret because Dallas wouldn't approve. What happens when Austin starts to realize he may just be falling for someone else's girl? Kinda OOC. Author of Mayday. Give it a try!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,814 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Dallas
Reading and Fighting by babygirl669 reviews
Austin sneaks a peek at Ally's notebook while she's out on a date with Dallas. Dallas wasn't a bad guy, but Austin didn't like seeing the two of them together. This is what happens when he sees what she REALLY thinks about her boyfriend.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ally D., Austin M.
Fallin' For You by imadisneygirl reviews
When R5's lead singer Ross Lynch, starts going off the rails, they have no choice but threaten to kick him out of the band. While he's hanging by a thread, there's one last option that might fix his problem. Hiring a fake girlfriend. With Laura Marano as his fake girlfriend, a sassy, bubbly but fierce girl who will take none of his nonsense, he has his work cut out for him. xRAURAx
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013
Learning to Breathe by Randilyn04 reviews
This story is about the evolution of Auslly, starting in grade school and ending as adults. I can't summarize here without giving away too much, so please just give it a chance! AU. Rated T for safety, but may switch to M in later chapters. AUSLLY forever! :0)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Austin M., Mike M., Mimi M.
Baby Project 101 by imadisneygirl reviews
Austin & Ally and Dez & Trish are faced with the challenge of taking care of a fake baby. With waking up several times in the middle of the night & trying not to break in the baby in two, here comes the challenge of their lives. AUSTINxALLY & DEZxTRISH
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
One Fun Summer by EclareFanFictioner14 reviews
Ally Dawson is just a camper, along with her best friend Trish De La Rosa. They have been going to Camp Harmony every summer since they were 13. Everything changes when a new counselor, Austin Moon, begins working at the camp. This summer is going to be filled with many things. Drama, Love, Secrets, Love Triangles, Heart Breaks.. But nothing can stop them from having One Fun Summer
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
A 'Love'ly Secret by EclareFanFictioner14 reviews
Austin is expected to grow up to be just like his older brother. Same goes for Ally and her older sister. What happens when the two meet at a party they are dragged to? They are about to find out just how much they have in common. Lets just say, there might just be a 'love'ly secret arranged in order to have what they want, and what they deserve; Love. COLLAB WITH x-StayRossome-x
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
When You Date a Total Stranger by When.In.Doubt-Write.It.Out reviews
Austin Moon has a stalker problem. Ally Dawson has a social problem. Could "fake dating" solve both of their problems? She'll get the guy she wants, and he'll get his creeper off his back. That's a deal that just might work, but will their "fake love" end up being more than pretend? You'll never really know what can happen When You Date a Total Stranger. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Where There's A Nerdy Girl, There's A Cocky Boy: The Sequel by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
"It's been about two months since Austin and I said our 'I love you's'. We haven't talked much since then. It's just been awkward between us. I wish he would just start being mean to me again!" Sequel to Where There's A Nerdy Girl, There's A Cocky Boy obviously. Go and read that one first if you haven't already.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,061 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Nobody Ever Said It Would Be Easy by sincerelysabrina reviews
It should have been easy. All Ross and Laura had to do was prove to the directors that they were comfortable with each other, within three months. But it's Hollywood, and since when have plans made in Hollywood ever gone right? Full summary inside, in case you want to see it all.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,790 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.