okay, I have bolded this stuff over and over and it keeps un-bolding so if it says anything about "I feel bad about bolding this" and it's not bolded its bc this stupid profile won't stay bolded!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, anyway, on to the annoying random crap about me!

There is little you need to know about me except one thing: I am a complete and utter nerd/geek. My motto: come to the nerd side. We have pi.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb arse?"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the heck out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "One, two, Freddie's after you.." (I changed it to that... didn't know what the last one was)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If the one in bold is most likely to be you and your friend, then repost this. It's the main reason I did! (*clears throat* I mean... that hasn't happened before... RACHEL! (aka. one of my best friends) GET THE SHOVEL!)

By Borntobeweird, or something like that. Reposted from: HogwartsRocks

I love just about any and every couple cross-names (ex. Percabeth) and love new ones EXCEPT! IF YOU EVER SUGGEST THALICO (Thalia and Nico) I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE WITH RACHEL AND KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY! (see above re-post if you don't understand the mentioning of Rachel.) Oh, unless you're LiveLaughLoveTogether13. YOUR STORIES ARE AMAZING, AND YOU ARE THE ONLY TIME I WILL ACCEPT THALICO! other than that, Rachel and I will find you.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything flying out.

2. Gotten your head stuck between stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back on it.

4. spit gum out of your mouth when talking. (whoops... hehe...sry friends :P)

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not. (No, I AM a blonde.)

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself. (I'M SORRY!)

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand. (not ten minutes...)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull.

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push.

11. Have actually believed someone when they said they knew how to make a love potion.

12. Have hit yourself in the process of hitting something else.

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs. (not to mention in front of my crush...)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth when trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else while you bit into it.

18. Have had your drink come out of your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by a wrong name. (they've gotten over it... they still love me!)

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there and then went outside with it.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door. (it was see-through! and clean!)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to understand a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.

29. Tripped on a crack on a sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock or 6;15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you know it's raining outside.

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the hot pan, the curling iron, etc. on purpose even though you know it was hot.

36. Picked your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidently put the old clothes back on.

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't working.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge or the milk in the cupboard.

39. Walked into a pole. (wanna hear a knock-knock joke? Two guys ran there heads into a pole.)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes accidentally.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck on your shoe with realizing it.

45. Went to go get something/do something, then when you got there forgot what it was

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair when trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye.

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush by blow drying your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidently stabbed yourself with a pencil. (almost)

53. Have sung the wrong verse to the song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.("what is fifty times three?". "Napoleon Bonaparte.") (just not like that)

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke no one else thought was funny.

61. Done the macarena to the electric slide or vice versa.

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it. (no it's always vice versa! ha!)

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment, because you thought there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot it was there.

66. Did more work on an assignment, because you didn't read the directions.

67. Corrected someone's grammar/punctuation, then realized that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so you would remember where it was, but then forgot where it was. (I don't know anyone who hasn't done this)

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it spill out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what you said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let them go so that they would come back and and snap you in the face.

73. Ran into a door jam.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately do something stupid.

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. (curse you, lampposts!)

76. Have purposely licked playground sand.

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flick yourself with a rubber band.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone thought you were drunk, when you weren't. (this isn't stupid, it's FUN!)

79. Have gotten so hyper you actually scared people.

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs off.

81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, and did it again.

82. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off.

83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop at the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you're talking about.

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

86. Used a straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone else. (attempted and failed to do number 86)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds look weird.

88. When at a restaurant/cafetaria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafetaria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.

92. Have draw finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without realizing it.

94. Started telling a story and forgot what you were saying or forgot the rest of the story. (so many times)

95. When you saw a 'beware of a dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dog without realizing they owned the dog.

96. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

97. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

98. When lying in your bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

101. (read through this when first putting on your profile and realizing the person with this before you spelled EVERY SINGLE REALIZING LIKE REALISING! IT'S A Z PEOPLE!)

102. Realized number 101 was just an american thing, and am now adding this because I'm too lazy to just delete number 101. when that would've been easier.

102. you just realized there's only supposed to be 100 statements.

The pledge to PJO [I did not write this]

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoe

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

And never to forget it no matter how old I grow.

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

If I ever work at the empire state building, and someone asks me to go to the 600th floor, I will hold up a pencil and ask, "What do you see?" If the person says pencil, then I'd say, "Then, no. You can't."

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?Woman: No, but I did scrape my knee when I crawled out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices!
1) Re-post and show you care!
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down and cold-heart (or you don't have a profile).

Month one . . .
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy ,my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this in your profile.

that boy you punched in the hall today? He just committed suicide a few minutes ago.

that girl you called a slut in class today? She's a virgin.

that boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

that girl you pushed down the other day? She's already being abused at home.

that girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

that old man you made fun of for his scars? He fought for our country.

that boy you made fun of for crying? His mother's dying.

you think you know them? Guess what- you don't!A lot of you will ignore this, but repost this on you page if you are against bullying!

One day, a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife the turns the gun on himself. His little girls sits behind the couch, crying. The policeman came and took the little girl to a new home. The first day of school she walks into the classroom and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross.

GIRL: How did that man get of the cross?

TEACHER: He never did.

GIRL: Yes he did. When mommy and daddy fought, He sat next to me and said everything will be all right...

i know some of you won't repost this but remember the bible says, "DENY THIS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIEND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER." repost this if you are not ashamed.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.