You guys ready for... uh... a profile made by me? Ok... oh, I'm so excited! Uh... Anyway, I'll get on with this now...

First, a little information.

I live in Norway, and enjoy reading fanfics, especially random ones. I go skiing and orienteering or to art classes when I'm not at school, sleeping, eating, being bored, reading, reading fanfics, writing fanfics, being on my computer in general, doing homework, or being on vacation, or listening to music. Please PM me if you think of something I've forgot.

Music: I wasn't obsessed with music until christmas 2008, when daddy bought a compilation CD by the Kinks: The Ultimate Collection. I immediately loved it. Later I got the first album of the Doors, and then they became my favourite band, instead of the Kinks. Actually, my account name in FF is taken from John Densmore, the drummer in the Doors. I got various Doors-albums, nearly all, except the one with "Touch Me", and those albums after Jim Morrison. Weird thinking thjat Jim Morrison's last album with the Doors was produced in one week, since they didn't have any producer... and it's still so good...

Anyway, I'll continue of my Music Story. Some time around christmas 2009, when the Doors still was my favourite band, my uncle came homefrom his work in Scotland, and as a present he had bought there, my brother got a two-CD's-in-one-pack with Iron Maiden, while I got one CD by the Byrds (good, but not perfect), and one by the Who. The Who overpowered the Doors within seconds when I heard the first guitar riffs in Baba O'Riley (also known as Teenage Wasteland).

A couple of weeks ago (writing on 27th of March 2011), I bought the live-CD H.A.A.R.P by Muse. Awesome. In the end of 2012 I began to listen to Tool and Radiohead. Those two bands are my favourite bands at the moment.

Books: When I was young (6-10), I mostly read books of facts. No fantasy. But at my 10th birthday, I got two books by the norwegian author Ruben Eliassen, called Phenomena. Of course, now I think it's a bit boring, but I've read it so many times. Also, I've grown out of them. But the harm was done. I would leave the path of unfictional books, and dive into the heaven of fictional charcters and stories. I soon began reading Harry Potter, and a guy (adult) and I competed in finishing Harry Potter: The Deathly Talismans first. I was 12 years then. I won, I think, but I don't remember, it's a fuzzy head trying to remember. Anyway, I read alot of fictional books.

The following lines are copied from OwlCityFan969's account.

Now try this yourself! :

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Arvid (yeah i know it sucks)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Arvizzle (dont move, or ill use my acid shotgun to zizzle you!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Cow (...but dont worry, the Black Cow is tracking him down...!)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name): Lynarag (o.o that was cool o.o)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Orange Water (yeah, here he comes-- ... i thought he should look more... superhero-like)

Also, here's something I've added myself:

6. YOUR NERD NAME: (your mom's 2 first letters in her first name, then add something that doesn't fit): Carot (okay... see why i didnt decide to have one more 'r'?)

7. YOUR ELF NAME: (your real name, but add the letter 'i' (if possible) after each letter in you name): Irividi (o really elvish-.-)

8. YOUR MAGICIAN NAME: (your real name, but add the letter 'a' (if possible) after each letter in your name): Aravada (o really magic-like lol-.-)

9. YOUR EVIL NAME: (the four last letters of your surname, but add (if possible) ar- at the beginning and -on in the end): Arstadon (o I'm gunneh kill yeh!)

Now, over to something completely different: Copy and Paste this into your Profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever discovered that smoking isn't cool, or if you have known all the way that smoking isn't cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belong to the type of humans that thinks music in the 60's, 70's and 80's is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belong to the type of humans that thinks any music that isn't related to rock is lame, dull, idiotic, dumb, or anything similar, copy and pasty this into your profile.

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
-If you agree with this and want to put an end to Racism copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, reader13lovesbooks, Thunder's Blade, Horseygirl7, Supermassive Asshole

Now you can Copy and Pasty into you Profile for... uh... 5 minutes?

Anyway, here's a work by dervishgirl, and I've got nothing to do with it, except helping Bunny and Kitty on the way to world domination.

This is Bunny.

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Anyway.

Anyway, that's a nice word. right? Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. Or just Anyway.

Anyway, now the next scene in the show is to be revealed.

RayWilliamJohnson's profile at YouTube.

I barely know the guy, and he doesn't know me. Never the less, he's making awesome videos, especially a serie of videos called =3 (Equals 3). He reviews laugh-videos people sends to him. Watch out for Dancin' Kitteh at the end of his videos, it's eeeeviiiil.

When listening to a song on youtube, try open two windows, then set off the same video with a fraction of a second. Drums will get like: Ba-bang! Ba-bang! Instead of the usual Bang!

Hey, you know I'm norwegian, right? And for those of you that don' know, we have 3 more letters in Norway. Our alphabeth is like this, then. Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz Ææ Øø Åå.

When english people write for example norwegian names like Ole Gunnar Solskjær, they write it Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, because they don't know 'æ'.

æ=ae

ø=oe

å=aa

Æ is pronounced nearly like the sound that comes if you hold your lips in position to say 'e', but try to say 'a' instead. Should be pretty alike, if you're doing it right.

Ø is pronounced nearly like the sound that comes if you hold your lips in position to say 'e', but try to say 'o' instead. Should be pretty alike if you're doing it right.

Å is pronounced nearly like the 'o' in love. Or the 'o' in correct. Or the 'o' in something. You get it.

-If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high, you'd laugh and say "nothing's that simple". -Pete Townshend (The Who)

-When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool. When I smile, tell me some bad news, before I laugh and act like a fool. -Pete Townshend (The Who

-Sweet child in time, you'll see the line. The line that's drawn between good and bad. -Jon Lord, Ian Paice, Ian Gillan and Roger D. Glover (Deep Purple)

-Excuse me, as I kiss the sky. -Jimi Hendrix (The Jimi Hendrix Experience)

-This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end. My only friend, the end. I hate to set you free, but you'll never follow me. Jim Morrison (The Doors)

-Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, and so is Lola. Ray Davies (The Kinks)

Don't waste your time, or time will waste you. -Matthew Bellamy (Muse)

That's all for now, but I'll update my profile whenever I feel it's necesarry, or when I've thought of something new to say.

But what to say, really?