Voldemort proposes Marriage as a substitute to war. Yes, this story will be as ridiculous as it sounds. Please read the AN. Rated for language, rating may change later.

The one day Onodera thought he had time to babysit his cousin's baby, Takano called him back to work. Without any alternative, he brought in the baby to his job. Ryota's presence somehow convinced the whole department that he magically had Takano's baby.

Harry and Draco are assigned to do a potion together, but there is - of course - a slight mishap. Three months later, Harry is planning a life in crime while Draco is being annoyingly calm and reasonable about it all. WARNING: Although this is meant to be fluff and humor, it does include the topic of forced bonding/marriage, which might be a difficult one for some.

Kecelakaan yang menimpanya saat dia berusia tiga tahun membawa dampak buruk bagi sikapnya. Kematian kedua orang tua yang disayanginya. Menjadi remaja yang sulit diatur. Kasih sayang keluarga satu-satunya yang tidak pernah ia dapatkan. Kebenciannya dengan salju. Dan bertemu dengan senior tukang bentak yang terus mencari masalah dengannya. [AU/Drarry/OOC]