Hi, I'm a Derpy Potato. That means I just randomly go full on derp sometimes, so I do apologize in advance.

FACTS

1. I know homerow and all that shit, but I don't use it. I can type perfectly fine without homerow, and without looking at the keyboard. In typing class, I would always try to sneak away from homerow, usually without getting caught. -so punk rock-

2. I have, like, 5 friends (srsly). I mean, 5 really close friends. I have some other "friends," but we're not super close.

3. I like Doctor Who, somewhat, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Merlin. Doctor Who

4. I like Japanese shit. A lot. Pocky, anime, manga, Vocaloids, yay! Len is best. ._.

5. Writing = Least favorite subject, usually. Especially persuasive or expository essays... *shivers* But, if I get to write what I want, it's usually pretty fun for me...

6. I'm lazy as frick. I'll usually write a chapter per month, or so. Maybe even less.

I'd be surprised if anyone is still reading this. Those facts must be a HUGE turn-off for readers. If you are still reading this... how you doin' ;)