Erm... Hello there... I'm Shay, the obsessive adolescent female with mental issues roaming the site... well, actually, I'm only ONE of the obsessive adolescent females with mental issues roaming the site. BWAHAHA!

Most common mood: sadness/angst/evil comedy

Disease: depression, BUT THAT'S OKAY! ((I know sometimes I don't really *cough* show it *cough, with me being hyper and ultra-evil and whatnot, but I was actually diagnosed with it a few months ago.))

Favorite Foods: Pretty much anything with ranch salad dressing on it. Yum. And for those of you that don't know, I AM A VEGETARIAN!! BACKOFF YOU EVIL CARNIVORES!!!!!!

Favorite Bands: Oy... Here we go. AFI, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Our Lady Peace, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Evanescence, Good Charlotte & Sum 41 (yes, I know it's bubblegum rock, but GET OFF MY BACK), Nickelback, and a helluva lot more that I don't have space to write here.

Favorite TV Show: Eh. I don't watch tv SHOWS much... more of movies... but whatever.

Favorite Saying: *insert this whenever a friend is eating a chicken thinger... YES, THINGER!!* I AM NOT A NUGGET!!

MUSES

Gloran ~ Erm... mostly there for the constructive criticism. Heh-heh... In return for all of his evilness, I have given him the form of a toadthing. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eowiodith ~ My cheerleader-type-person. Whenever Gloran gets me down in the dumps or I just am at a creative block, she cheers me on. It gets quite annoying, really. I have given her the form of a llama.

Amebrindra ~ The evilest person on the planet. Well, I understand that she is not a person, per se... Actually she is more of a pittbull-type-thing. Always encouraging to make my characters slaughter one another... Sigh...

Celoril ~ He comes in the form of a smoop. Don't know what a smoop is? Join the club, I say! He chose it himself. He provides the comedic relief in my stories.

Eäráng ~ A true romantic. I gave him the form of a tabby cat. So swift, so graceful... just like the romance situations he provides me with.

Things Being Worked On At This Individually Particular Moment In The History of Fanfiction.net And Basically the Dawn Of Time: Nuttin... Well, I am writing ONE thing... BWAHAHA.