Procrastinisha
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Joined 03-18-13, id: 4605735, Profile Updated: 07-06-14
Author has written 3 stories for Penryn & the End of Days, and Dragon Age.

Procrastinisha - Starting Tomorrow

"Good Morning, Sunshine - the world says...

...Hello!" Procrastinisha is a coalition of two young writers from FictionPress, between the ages of one and ninety-nine, some where on Earth and of questionable sanity.

We ask you to please respect that we are indeed two people with two very different writing styles, almost completely independent of each other - and we do not always pen in tandem. Sometimes we will work on large projects together, in which both of our literary signatures will be molded into one glorious euphoria of awesomeness, whereas at other times we will branch off and write stories of our own under the same account. Sometime soon we'll devise a labelling system; most likely 'Thing 1' and 'Thing 2'. Hopefully, however, it will be clear to see which one of us has written which story, due to differing interests and of course the structure of our literature.

We can be found on FictionPress under the same username - Procrastinisha - currently we have more work up on that particular website (if you want to read it) however FanFiction is sure to become our main focus.

We endeavour to provide you with FINISHED works, either writing at least three to five chapters ahead at any one time or finishing our stories all together before we post anything at all, to keep us motivated and prevent any of that crippling affliction known as Writer's Block. We're not about to go scouring FanFiction, so it's possible that ideas similar to ours may have been penned before, but we despise plagiarism and if our works echo those of another author then we sincerely apologise. We will try our very best to keep this account from going static, but writing about your own characters can prove easier than writing about someone else's where canon is concerned.

Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak - Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!

Everything here is readable. Even we are readable but that dear children is called stalking and is highly frowned upon in many civillisations

x Procrastinisha

Fandom Slash -

Sherlock - TV Series - Sherlock/John, Moriarty/Moran, John/Mycroft, Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/m!Irene Adler

Penryn & the End of Days - Book Series - Raffryn, I suppose.

Harry Potter - Book Series - Draco/Harry, Hermione/Tom R., Hermione/Draco

Dragon Age: Origins - Videogame - m!Mahariel/Zevran, m!Mahariel/Tamlen, Amell/Cullen, m!Cousland/Anora, m!Cousland/Zevran, Branka/Hespith

Rise of the Guardians - Film - Jack Frost/Bunnymund, Jack Frost/Pitch, Sandman/Pitch

Marvel - Film(s) / Comics - Thor/Loki, Tony Stark/Loki, Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Thor (may trespass on Edda territory -)

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Dichotomy by saphira and shruikan reviews
AU. Jean just wants to be better at hunting than that Eren Jaeger kid, and he figures that following a master hunter and picking up some tips will do the trick. But when he follows Ymir, the best his village has got, on a solo trip, he gets a little more than he bargained for. JeanMarco, Naga!Marco.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 152,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Jean K., Marco B., Ymir
The Best Made Plans by MorwennaTheWicked reviews
Two years after Nigel Cousland married Queen Anora, their union still has not produced an heir, threatening civil war over succession to the throne. At the same time, rumors of a plot in Orlais to reclaim Fereldan also threaten the fragile peace. But the prince-consort has a plan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 159,661 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zevran A., Cousland, Anora
FEUD by robey331 reviews
A story of Legolas before the Ring Quest, very very dark, not easy to read. This is slash and features Elrond/Legolas, OC/Legolas, and ultimately Erestor/Legolas. This is a LONG story with long chapters, so be forewarned. Not for the faint of heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 765,093 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Only Regret by ShepFic reviews
Continuing the scene just before the jump through the Omega-4 Relay, Femshep/Garrus. Unabashed smut, not a lot of talking or drama, I wanted to focus on the sexy bits. Edited 4/8/14, fixed some formatting and typos and made tiny convo changes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Glycerine by Bathorybabe reviews
Tormented by a demon who wears his former lover's face, Cullen recalls the journey that brought him and Thais Amell together, and the heartache that followed in it's wake. No matter how he tried, he could not forgive her for what she was, and she refused to be anything less. A Cullen/Amell fic set pre-origins (with a few splashes of in game scenes thrown in).
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,945 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Back home by Aquamarine6996 reviews
Ty writes Gemma a letter, in poem format, while in jail.
Stolen, Lucy Christopher - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Gemma
Ephemera by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Glimpses of defining moments between Akela Mahariel and Tamlen.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Mahariel, Tamlen]
Taking Flight by ShebasDawn reviews
When Zevran returns to Antiva to find freedom, Cael follows, determined to fight by his lover's side. But will both men find what they are searching for?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Zevran A., Tabris - Complete
Little Lamb by slyprentice reviews
By the third week, Hannibal has made peace with the fact that he's very likely not going to get rid of his terribly inappropriate and entirely unexpected infatuation with his newest client. Pre-slash. Hannibal/Will. Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Text Messages by Danceswiththetigers reviews
Just a little peek into what John and Sherlock's text messages may of looked like. Johnlock if you squint. Rated T for language purposes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Till human voices wake us, and we drown by Bathorybabe reviews
She hears the drums, insistent and desperate. She is hunted by something both forgotten and familiar, and the word 'oath' rings in her ears. A tale of the calling and just how far one elf will go to keep his word. One shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Zevran A., Cousland - Complete
Allegiance by Chasing.Twilight reviews
oneshot. "I took a deep breath, curled my fingers a little tighter into my palm, and turned. But the angel was gone."
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Penryn Young, Raffe - Complete
darling, dearest, dead by Apathink reviews
"I can tell you that Penryn is precisely nine feet and six inches away from me. I can continue to tell myself that she is entirely dead." Maybe it's not what you think.
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Penryn Young, Raffe
The Man Who Beat Sherlock by Deklava reviews
A series of one-shots following the volatile and emotionally-charged relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Ian Adler. For mature readers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sherlock H.
Somethin' Beautiful by roxymae123 reviews
Ty reflects on his feelings for Gemma whilst in prison. Drabble, oneshot. *Picture from Google Images*
Stolen, Lucy Christopher - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Ty - Complete
Song Of The Old Ones by Eve Hawke reviews
Deep within the earth, miles upon miles below the sunshine and air and things growing freely, the darkness is all-consuming. Once upon a time, he had been important, the world bowing at his feet. Now it is only cold he feels. An AU twist on Urthemiel's thoughts, and the plot his brother enacts to destroy the world as we know it... Based on a piece of gorgeous fanart by Nightlyre.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Urthemiel - Complete
The Man by MrTails reviews
John makes his way in the world by being dominated. John Watson as the submissive in Asib.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
God of Beauty by Hyliian reviews
He heard the Voice, the fire in his blood, and he Sang his Call to his children. The rise and fall of the Archdemon of the Fifth Blight, through his eyes.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Urthemiel - Complete
Profane in Vain by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Akela Mahariel in a bad mood. So, business as usual . . . Rated M for language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seeking Approval by tricyclops reviews
When Anders agrees to move in with him Hawke is ecstatic. However, when Leandra finds out and wants to have a formal dinner with her son's suitor he goes into a panic. Man!Hawke/Anders one-shot set in Act 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Reunion by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Urthemiel wasn't the only one.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Urthemiel, Morrigan - Complete
One Good Turn by Meiran Chang reviews
Done for the Seven Heavenly Virtues challenge on SiB@LJ. My virtue: Charity. Goldanna's POV on the man who would be King, and the boy who would be her brother. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Goldanna, Alistair - Complete
Through Trial to Triumph by Meiran Chang reviews
Idris Mahariel is dying or mad, and his best friend and brother is lost to him forever, so why won't the bloody shem leave him and his clan to their sorrow? Dalish Origin retelling in two parts: COMPLETE. Reviews treasured.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Mahariel, Tamlen - Complete
Suite for Urthemiel by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A glimpse of the Elder God Urthemiel's journey.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Urthemiel, Morrigan - Complete
Miles of Sea by elomelo reviews
The wedding of John Watson and Mary Morstan and what followed after. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Your Move by Emily Waters reviews
Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 221 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Orzammar's Call
It was only a nightmare. No, it was much more than that. One-shot [possibly two parts] about the Calling of a City Elf warden. Rated T for a bit of bad language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Zevran A., Tabris
The Blood it Takes
A young mage learns the hard way why the Chantry so fervently preaches against blood magic. One-shot. Pre-Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Amell, OC - Complete
Beautiful Laylah reviews
One-shot. The presidential suite scene from Josiah's perspective.
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Penryn Young, Raffe, Josiah, Laylah - Complete