Paige: No. She knows we're up to something. I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.
Phoebe: Paige, that is disgusting.
Paige: Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?
Phoebe: No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.
Paige: And that's different how?
Phoebe: Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
Paige: Oh. Well, whatever show we're watching, we're running out of time.

Paige: so this is your desk, A Chair, A Lamp What More Do You Need!
Cole: Oxygen?!

Joey: what the hell is that?
Rachel: its a cat!
Joey: that is not a cat!
Ross: why is it inside out?!?!

Joey: oh sorry did i get ya?
Chandler: No you didnt get me. Its an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

grace: and what you said about how a gay guy can do my job in his sleep. what i should have said was ' i know one gay guy i dont no how he sleeps' ha!

Ben: let me take a guess. You two are more than friends, but less than lovers. Your gay and shes straight.
Will: well done and if you can guess my weight then you'll get a t-shirt saying ' thats really none of your business