Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Daniel did not remember falling asleep for those few crucial moments. He didn't remember his torso slumping further over the rail, and overbalancing, and the first several feet of his fall down towards the churning ocean were lost to him. All he had in his mind was a vague sense of deep, writing red. (Loading-screen inspired)

Daniel's anxious ticks whilst trying to suss out Alexander are all too obvious. Unknowingly, his nervousness initiates a series of events which he'd never, ever expected from the baron... but they may not have been entirely unwelcome. Mild Daniel/Alexander. May write an additional chapter if people want it.

The Tavern in the Mists played host to many weary travelers, but Wrathion took no interest in them. Until a fellow Prince passed his way...

A drabble about Daniel and Hazel during one of his visits to her hospice room.

In the darkness of the corridors and rooms of Brennenburg, Daniel figures out what really is vital to him. Reviews welcome

Daniel gets to meet the castle pet for the first time.

Daniel has escaped Brennenburg and decides to investigate where a stolen artifact has gone but he has to attend a ball to get information. However, he needs to impress the male owner to get anywhere. ...Got a dress anyone?

Daniel was use to sleeping in closets. Even now living on the other side with Agrippa and Weyer he felt safe in small spaces. A few hours of sleep in the closet couldn't hurt, could it?

At a young age, Nate was misdiagnosed. Mihael wants nothing to do with the boy who screams and bangs his head on the wall. But slowly, through a poetry journal Roger forces him to keep, Mello begins to see that Near may need more help than he lets on...

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U

Watari proposes a contest in which the task force members pair up and rant about their pet-peeves. The winner shall receive some disturbing little object from Watari. This surely won't end very well.

Matt gets a video game that can control life, and it's up to you to guide him through his adventure. *interactive story* *2nd person narration*

After another attempt on his life, Mello finds himself under the care of the strange L in the strange country of America, and in the even stranger state of Texas. What could possibly be in store for him? Crack, MxM, LxL

Prompt: "Pick someone up and spin them until you're both too dizzy to stand, and laugh from it." What the hell is Matsuda doing to Light? L and Misa can only wonder. Drabble.

I can explain. Really. I used the drabble generator and this is what happened. What can I say? I was almost bored to tears...

Drabbles of little long forgotten things that happened during Mello, Matt, Beyond Birthday, Near and A's life. Better Then it sounds. Short. Varies to Angsty, Humor-like, Cute, Romancey and General. Yaoi But no lemon. Pairings Vary.

In which L tries to entice Light using cheesy pick-up lines, and Light snarkily replies back.

Companion fic to L's Cookbook. L makes everyone eat the food he cooks. As a result, they almost die. Written for Raito0228.

Hello all! This is like the title says, there drabbles of your favourite Death Note characters! rating can be T to M depending on the pairing,Sometimes not a pairing- simply a single character drabble too!

Long after the events at Kamakura, Lucy lives the life of a reclusive hermit. One day, however, she strikes up an unlikely friendship.

Okay, yeah. This title is overused. Just pretend it isn't. Little drabbles of when either Mello or Matt are ill or hurt. Sounds stupid? Maybe it is. Or maybe it's flippin' awesome. We got some M&M's action goin on so it's shounen-ai. Enhanced language.

The explosion leaves Mello with more than just a burn. In his weakened and virtually helpless state, what can Matt do to reassure the blonde until his recovery? Shonen-ai, swearing, fluff.

Light wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .

Title says it all. Rated T for language. Officially on hold until further inspiration.

completely fictional: Light can't stand L's breathe and forces him to the dentist!Do you think L will cooperate...How could this idea possibly go wrong?

Random stuff about what Matt and Mello does everyday. T for excessive swearing. MxM R&R please!

Matt and Mello both keep having weird dreams about each other, where they try and confess, but then something goes wrong. Will they ever be able to admit that they love each other in the real world? Mostly humourfic. Some L/BB, lots of anti Near/Mello :D

Mello all but robs any store with chocolate. Matt jumps at any opportunity to dance or entertain in public. As strangers at the mall pass, they can only gawk at them. Like they care, though, 'cause they're determined raze the damn place.

It's raining outside. Mello is bored. Matt is busy. What to do? OK, this is my first fic ever, so yeah... please be gentle with me. This is probably OOC, just to let you know... K for very mild language surprising in a fic with Mello .

L just want's to go on a vacation. Matt thinks otherwise, Roger doesn't care, Watari may snap, and Mello wants more leater. Rated K just because. Matt we aren't taking you to Rehab...Yet.

Things don't go as planned for Mello, Matt, and Near on Christmas Eve. Matt burns every batch of cookies he tries to make, Mello can't seem to string up lights without blowing fuses, and Near gets drunk off eggnog.

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

How a simple daily situation reflects their relationship... Raki/Clare, one shot, slight OOC

Mello get's curious. Oh no! He drags Matt to the club to dance. What happens when some hardcore mafia guys find a link that might not be what they were looking for? T for some language.

Matt has lost his mind. He's lost in a world of his own. And Mello has no idea what's wrong or how to help. Songfic; Other warnings inside. -Chap. 2 is up!-