Percy Jackson:

*Who needs Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Harry Potter, Jacob Black, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, and Emmet Cullen when you have PERCY JACKSON?*

If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

House of Hades. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favourite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat." "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero

A little PJO song!

Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!

Crashing through the snow, on an automation horse drawn sleigh

Over the shields we go, Kronos' mintions exploding away!

Bells on Blackjacks' wing, Riptide shining bright

What fun it is to swing and slash our swords and clubs tonight!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

A horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side,

The eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank as he foiled Zeus' plot!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. Yay!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. Yay!

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs O'Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads of Monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

I did NOT make up these lyrics, but it would be cool if I had!

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to remember The Gods Wherever I may go

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds
I promise to remember Olympus
For it is the home of the gods.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!

And not only do I promise, I swear upon the River Styx to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians forever and always! *Cue thunder*

You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon or Apollo! Apollo my dad and Poseidon my grandfather! [Probably])

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’)

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly hat someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO, HoO, TLH, SoN, MoA, HOO or PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (If you have one that is)

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO. (I did )

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You own homemade replicas of things from the series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

Quotes From Percy Jackson:

Note: Some may and probably are repeats!

--"'Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.'"

--"'Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.'"

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."

--Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?"

--""Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," Percy said
"That's not what I meant. Thalia said."

--“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her.”

--“Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
"You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"
"You would've done the same for me."
It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.”

--“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

It only works on wild animals."

So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

Hey!" I protested.”

--“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

--“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"But...you did something nice. Why?"
He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”

--“We need music," Nico said. "How's your singing?"
"Um, no. Can't you just, like, tell it to open? You're the son of Hades and all."
"It's not so easy. We need music."
I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I would cause was an avalanche.”

--“Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
A god named Fred?”

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day." Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief

I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. The Lightening Thief.

"I don't know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me—" "Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I demanded. "Me, go with you to the... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?" The Lightning Thief

[Annabeth] put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" The Lightning Thief

[Charon] looked us over. "How did you die, then?" I nudged Grover. "Oh," he said. "Um... drowned... in the bathtub." "All three of you?" Charon asked. We nodded. "Big bathtub." Charon looked mildly impressed. The Lightning Thief

"Percy..." Grover said. "That was so incredibly..." "Terrifying," Annabeth said. "Cool!" Grover corrected. The Lightening Thief

"Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse then trios of old ladies, it's bulls." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn’t help his mood.” Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Well, actually, [the flying ram] carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.” “It was probably important to her.” Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Percy,” Annabeth said, “that was so—” “Generous?” Grover offered. “Insane,” Annabeth corrected. The Sea of Monsters

“Ah, we saw [Luke] all right,” I said. “But—” “You weren’t able to talk sense into him?” “Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death. ” “I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” Percy Jackson and Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is remind each other that we’re related, for better or worse… and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.” Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

"My mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. She's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it." Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

“Dance, you guys!” Thalia ordered. “You look stupid just standing there.” I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. “Well?” Annabeth said. “Um, who should I ask?” She punched me in the gut. “Me, Seaweed Brain.” “Oh. Oh, right.” The Titan’s Curse

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant." The Titan's Curse

“Sure, sis.” Then [Apollo] raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. “I feel a haiku coming on.” The Hunters all groaned. Apparently they’d met Apollo before. He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow Artemis pleads for my help I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. “That last line was only four syllables,” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so big-headed?” “No, no, that’s six syllables. Hmm." He started muttering to himself. Zoë Nightshade turned to us. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta—" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself. The Titan’s Curse

“It seemed weird calling a teenager ‘sir’, but I’d learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then they blew stuff up.” Percy Jackson on Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“Hey, I’m the god of prophesy. I know stuff.” Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“And, whoa!” [Nico] looked at Mr. D. “You’re the wine dude? No way!” Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?” “Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine.” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you’re the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!” “Ah.” Mr. D truly seemed perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s… gratifying.” The Titan’s Curse

God alert, Blackjack yelled. It’s the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. “The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” The Titan’s Curse

[The homeless guy] cleared his throat and held up his hands dramatically: “Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.” “Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” “A god named Fred?” “Eh, well…” The Titan’s Curse

Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. “That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” “Which one is me?” I asked. “The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested. “Oh, shut up.” The Titan’s Curse

Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. “No, no. I leave the details to you. But it’s been ages since we’ve had a good tragic love story.” “Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. And second, what’s up with tragic?” “Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?” “Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?” “Pfft. That’s not the point.” Percy Jackson and Aphrodite on finding Annabeth Chase, The Titan’s Curse

“Let us find the [Hoover D]am snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?” Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?” “Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. “I could use some dam french fries.” Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.” Maybe it was just the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at us. “I do not understand.” “I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said. “And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I want to buy a dam T-shirt.” The Titan’s Curse

“Now, as far as I knew, [Luke] was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while his chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by bit, in a gold sarcophagus, biding his time until he had enough power to challenge the Olympian gods. In demigod-speak, we call this a ‘problem’.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Yay!” [Tyson] said. “Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!” I hoped he didn’t mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we’d have a lot of fun this summer. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Chiron insisted we talk about it in the morning, which was kind of like Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Very powerful,” Tyson said. “Wonderful! As tall as the sky. So strong they could break mountains!” “Cool,” I said. “Unless you’re a mountain.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

Cherry-colored cows roamed around, grazing on clumps of grass. “Red cattle,” Annabeth said. “The cattle of the sun.” “What?” I asked. “They’re sacred to Apollo.” “Holy cows?” “Exactly.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

“New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don’t BACK OFF!” Percy Jackson to a class of young telkhines, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“But you’ll be killed!” “I’ll be fine. Besides, we’ve got no choice.” Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. “Be careful, Seaweed Brain.” She put on her hat and vanished. I probably would’ve sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Hey, I’m usually about to die. Don’t worry about it.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“That sucked,” [Nico] said, which I thought summed things up pretty well. Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo on seeing Kronos rise again,The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” Percy Jackson to Rachel Elizabeth Dare, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Demigod dreams suck. The thing is, they’re never just dreams. They’ve got to be visions, omens, and all that other mystical stuff that makes my brain hurt.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“It’s him,” I said. “Typhon.” I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that’s our huge friend Leroy! He’s going to help us! But no such luck. The Last Olympian

“A half-blood of the eldest dogs…” “Er, Percy?” Annabeth interrupted. “That’s gods. Not dogs.” The Last Olympian

“Either way, I doubted we could stop the prophecy. A blade was supposed to reap my soul. As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Like Theseus,” Paul suggested. “He was supposed to raise white sails when he came home to Athens.” “Except he forgot,” Nico muttered. “And his father jumped off the palace roof in despair. But other then that, it was a great idea.” The Last Olympian

“Please, man,” I said. “It would mean a lot. For old times’ sake?” [Grover] whimpered. “As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot.” The Last Olympian

“With great power… comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

[Annabeth] pressed the tip of Seward’s boot, and the statue stood up, its quill and paper ready. “What’s he going to do?” I muttered. “Take a memo?” “Shh,” Annabeth [said.] “Hello, William.” “Bill,” I suggested. “Bill… Oh, shut up.” The Last Olympian

Prometheus [said] “Understand, Percy. You are refighting the Trojan War here…. A great siege. Two armies. The only difference is, this time you are defending. You are Troy. And you know what happened to the Trojans, don’t you?” “So you’re going to cram a wooden horse into the elevator at the Empire State Building?” I asked. “Good luck.” The Last Olympian

Enemy giants moved toward the breach, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths—probably “For Poseidon!”—but with his mouth full of peanut butter it sounded like “PUH PTEH BUN!” His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, “PEANUT BUTTER!” and charged behind Tyson into battle. The Last Olympian

“Another thing I learned: it’s one thing to climb a rope in gym class. It’s a completely different thing to climb a rope attached to a moving pig’s wing while you’re flying at a hundred miles per hour.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Well… sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It’s our floor.” Grover Underwood to Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, The Last Olympian

“[Tyson’s] doing much better then I expected. Though ‘peanut butter’ is a strange battle cry.” Poseidon, The Last Olympian

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?” “Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.” The Last Olympian

While Zeus was talking—some long speech about the bravery of the gods, etc.—Annabeth walked in a stood next to me. She looked good for someone who’d recently passed out. “Miss much?” she whispered. “Nobody’s planning to kill us, so far,” I whispered back. “First time today.” I cracked up. The Last Olympian

Apollo studied Rachel with concern. “Either the spirit takes hold, or it doesn’t.” “And if it doesn’t?” Annabeth asked. “Five syllables,” Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. “That would be real bad.” The Last Olympian

"Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday." She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing. I stared at her. "What?" "It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?" I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday. "Make a wish," she said. "Did you bake this yourself?" I asked. "Tyson helped." "That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement." Annabeth laughed. I thought for a second, the blew out the candle. We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. Annabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet. "You saved the world," she said "We saved the world." "And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody." "You don't sound disappointed," I noticed. Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care." "Uh-uh." She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?" "You'd probably kick my butt." "You know I'd kick your butt." She brushed the cake off her hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal." Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah? "The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-" "Oh, you so wanted to." "Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry. "Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft. I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile. "You're laughing at me," I complained. "I am not!" "You are so not making this easy." "Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it." When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!" Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders. "Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy? "The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee. "The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted. With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red. We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water. Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“[Annabeth] took off down Half-Blood Hill and I sprinted after her. For once, I didn’t look back.” Final Words, The Last Olympian

The Heroes of Olympus

“I’m Dylan. I’m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can’t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

“By a god,” Jason interrupted. “That’s the symbol of Vulcan, isn’t it?” All eyes turned to him. “Jason,” Annabeth said carefully, “how did you know that?” “I’m not sure.” “Vulcan?” Leo demanded. “I don’t even LIKE Star Trek. What are you talking about?” The Lost Hero

Leo didn’t stick around after Piper turned beautiful. Sure, it was amazing and all—She’s got makeup! It’s a miracle!—but Leo had problems to deal with. The Lost Hero

“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.” Jason Grace on the statue of Zeus in Cabin 1, The Lost Hero

“You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?” Jason Grace to Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

“I don’t know if she’s completely unkillable, but she cannot be defeated by toilet seats. I can vouch for that. She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, ‘Pfft, right, I’m gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge.’” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

Leo closed his hand, and the fire went out. “Didn’t want to look like a freak.” “I have lightening and wind powers,” Jason reminded him. “Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You’re no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell, ‘Flame on!’” Leo snorted. “If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than ‘Flame on!’” The Lost Hero

“I don’t know,” [Jason] said at last. “I guess the other four will show up when the time is right. Who knows? Maybe they’re on some other quest right now.” Leo grunted. “I bet their sewer is nicer then ours.” The Lost Hero

“Hermes is sitting around bored out of his mind because [Olympus is closed and] he can’t deliver the mail.” Hephaestus, The Lost Hero

Jason took a deep breath. “Leo, I’m sorry about that stuff I said in Chicago. That wasn’t me. You’re not annoying, and you do take stuff seriously—especially your work. I wish I could do half the things you can do.” Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy? “I try very hard to be annoying,” Leo said. “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing?” The Lost Hero

“Sure, you’re all—bam! Lightening man. And ‘Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars—’” “Shut up, Valdez.” Leo managed a little smile. “Yeah, see. I do annoy you.” “I apologize for apologizing.” Leo Valdez and Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

“Staplers—excellent source of iron.” Gleeson Hedge, The Lost Hero

“Beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit. To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself—avoid trying to be something you’re not.” Aphrodite, The Lost Hero

“First things first. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

Leo reached into his tool belt, but he was so shaken up, all he produced was a tin of breath mints. He shoved them back in, hoping nobody had noticed, and drew a hammer instead. The Lost Hero

Which meant [Jason’s] only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. The Lost Hero

“The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter—if you realize it’s a bad idea when you’re halfway down, it’s too late.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“Almost where?” June chuckled. “All roads lead there, child. You should know that.” “Detention?” Percy asked. “Rome, child,” the old woman said. “Rome.” The Son of Neptune

“If [June] was a goddess, she must’ve been the goddess of smelly, heavy, useless hippies.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“They won’t attack,” Reyna said, “unless you try to steal something, or unless I tell them to. That’s Argentum and Aurum.” “Silver and Gold,” Percy said. The Latin meanings popped into his head like Hazel said they would. He almost asked which dog was which. Then he realized that was a stupid question. The Son of Neptune

[Percy] was reluctant to share his one clear memory: Annabeth’s face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid. She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought. The Son of Neptune

“Oh, Hazel is awesome. She’s so nice! All the other campers are like ‘Go away, Don.’ But she’s like, ‘Please go away, Don.’ I love her!” Don the Faun on Hazel Levesque, The Son of Neptune

Part of [the other team’s] problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defenders’ ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic. The Son of Neptune

Mars pulled a scroll from his utility belt. “Anyone got a pen?” The legionnaires started at him. Mars sighed. “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!” He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up. “There!” Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. “A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on your floor, whatever.” Octavian read the scroll. “This says, ‘Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.’” “Yes,” Mars said. “Is that not clear?” “Well, my lord… usually prophecies are unclear. They’re wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and…” Mars casually popped another grenade off his belt. “Yes?” “The prophecy is clear!” Octavian announced. “A quest!” The Son of Neptune

Percy and Frank stumbled backward. “Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’” “You speak horse?” Hazel asked. “‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered. “Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.” "Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.” Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?” The Son of Neptune

“I’m practically home,” [Frank] said. “My grandmother’s house is right over there.” Hazel squinted. “How far?” “Just over the river and through the woods.” Percy raised an eyebrow. “Seriously? To grandmother’s house we go?” Frank cleared his throat. “Yeah, anyway.” The Son of Neptune

Juno had stolen [Percy’s] memory and sent him to Camp Jupiter for a reason. He understood that now. He still wanted to punch her in her godly face, but at least he got her reasoning. The Son of Neptune

They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. “You think it’s okay that we’re eating Rudolph?” “Dude,” Percy said, “I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I’m hungry.” The Son of Neptune

Between bites of blueberry pancake, Hazel drew a squiggly curve and an X on her napkin. “So this is what I’m thinking. We’re here.” She tapped X. “Anchorage.” “It looks like a seagull’s face,” Percy said. “And we’re the eye.” Hazel glared at him. “It’s a map, Percy.” The Son of Neptune

Hazel drew a dotted line between the two X’s. “You just cut off the seagull’s head,” Percy noted. Hazel sighed. “It’s the train line.” The Son of Neptune

“Here’s a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.” Frank Zhang, The Son of Neptune

“Hazel, I am seriously going to wash your horse’s mouth with soap.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: You learn stuff.” Percy Jackson on Annabeth Chase, The Son of Neptune

[Julia] offered Hazel a gold pirate hat. “I’m gonna be Percy Jackson when I grow up,” she told Hazel solemnly. Hazel smiled and ruffled her hair. “That’s a good thing to be, Julia.” “Although,” Frank said, picking out a hat shaped like a polar bear’s head, “Frank Zhang would be good, too.” “Frank!” Hazel said. The Son of Neptune

“Hey!” said the guy in the video. “Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I’m the…” He looked off screen and yelled: “What’s my title? Am I like admiral, or captain, or—” A girl’s voice yelled back, “Repair boy.” “Very funny, Piper,” Leo grumbled. He turned back to the parchment screen. “So yeah, I’m… ah… supreme commander of the Argo II. Yeah, I like that! Anyway, we’re gonna be sailing toward you in about, I dunno, an hour in this big mother warship. We’d appreciate it if you’d not, like, blow us out of the sky or anything. So okay! If you could tell the Romans that. See you soon. Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out.” The Son of Neptune

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.

-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.

-See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars.

-See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names.

-See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cries herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always.

-See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped.

-See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him.

-See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body.

-See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way.

-See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams.

-See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia.

-See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left.

-See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand.

-See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day.

-See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.

-See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills.

-See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

-See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

DON'T JUDGE!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We f*ed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a natural occurrence, I personally agree with them), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase,Gallifrey Dweller, ElmoDaHorse, aslongaswe'retogether123,

Random Quotes:

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gonna get." - Forest Gump

"Sh*t happens" - Forest Gump

Girls

are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground

that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top

think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for

the right boy to come along, the one

who's brave enough

to climb all the way to the top of the tree

The Hunger Games:

Finnick Odair;

Twice a tribute,

Once a victor

Forever a hero

District 4, forever