Age: 17

Location: Middle of nowhere, middle-of-nowhere-ville, in the middle of nowhere. That answer your question?

Name: Call me whatever you want, Alice, Lord of the Pigeons, Writing of Terrible Nonsense, I don't really care.

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue/Green/Grey. It depends on what I'm wearing and the area around. The greenest they've ever been is on the plane on the way back from England. O.o

Occupation: I'm still a student, so expect me to drop off the face of the planet during exam time and whenever my teachers feel like dropping a ton of homework.

I've been floating around fanfiction.net for about...four years?! Really? Most of that time was spent account-less; my first account was buried in the depths of poorly written Twilight fanfiction and not worth the trouble of resurrection. I'm still not used to being anything but a faceless entity, so I'm sorry if I fail to review or favorite a story. It's never been an option before and old habits die hard. I also get random paranoia fits and prefer to have as little record as possible, in case stalkers steal my laptop. It's not you, it's me. :P

Currently I'm into Hetalia and Death Note. I also wander around in the Sherlock and Supernatural fandoms from time to time.

I switch back and forth between Hetalia and Death Note rather quickly. Death Note because I have to get the motivation to claw my way through the class rankings from somewhere, Hetalia because I can pretend I'm studying for European History exams and I'm already doing so much reading on it. Though Hetalia does give me some problems in history class. I did not need to know that Denmark was the most fertile of the Nordics, and when asked to describe the typical Prussian 'albino guy with a bird' is not the correct answer. The American Pageant is the worst textbook ever for Hetalia fans; Britain is constantly referred to as female, and the book is way to fond of the term 'strange bed fellows', complete with cartoons of Russia falling into a bed with England and America. Seriously.

If it's just cursing, I'll probably put it as T. If they're swearing every paragraph it'll get bumped up to M, but that's really about it. Personally, I had friends that swore like banshee sailors (VERY loudly and very proficiently) by the age of twelve, so by thirteen I was pretty used to it. If I get a lot of complaints I'll switch up my policy, but until then this will serve as a warning.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (No one ever noticed me enough to bully me.)
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.(Kinda? I really love pasta, but I hate tomatoes and pizza.)
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky. (I just don't have opinions on most things.)
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[X]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (No. I'm taking someone else out with me.)
(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favorite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog. (My dog hates me.)
[X]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[X]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[X]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[X]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[X]You're very mature
[X]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[X]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[X]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people.
(7/10)

Japan

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[ ]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[X]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ]You wear glasses.
(2/10) (My patriotism is ashamed.)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[X]Your cooking is awful. (Some cookies I tried to make ended up as a frozen lump of chocolate chip studded butter.)
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[X]You have tried doing black magic before. (My friend and I tried summoning the devil in Chemistry. Instead the lab table next to us caught on fire.)
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[ ]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet. (I don't like food.)
(0/10) (My ancestors were English. What can I say?)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[ ]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[X]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(1/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[X]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[X]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I gave up on being a role model for my sister.)
[X]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets .
(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people. (I often get the "How'd you get there?!")
[X]You look younger than you actually are. (Recently I've had people think I was thirteen. Thirteen. I can drive for God's sake.)
[ ]You love hockey.
[X]You love polar bears.
[X]You hate fighting.
[X]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[X]You often get mistaken for someone else. (Usually my little sister. People think we're twins or she's older.)
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(7/10)

So...I'm Canada.

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[X]You're polite.
[ ]You love classical music.
[ ]You like cake. (Ick.)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[ ]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (I have failed my way through violin, guitar, choir (twice), piano, and bagpipe. I have the musical talent of a dying cat.)
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[ ]You wear glasses .
(1/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(0/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[X]You have a potty-mouth. (Only in writing, verbally I never curse.)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[X]You're very reliable.
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (It doesn't really matter anyway. Even my glares aren't that scary; my best friend just said I looked thoughtful when I was trying to glare at her.)
[X]You're very faithful.
[X]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[X]You're very serious.
[X]You have a lot of patience.
[X]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[X]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...(Also known as third grade, when I had no friends and spend recess alone wondering about the mysteries of the universe. I was a strange child.)
[X]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[X]People tend to walk all over you.
[X]You're a born worrier. (I get stress headaches all the time.)
(9/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[X]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[X]You're very wary of strangers.
[X]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[X]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (Really used to though, even people I consider 'friends', though not best friends, are surprised when I talk, or that I do have a sense of humor.)
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(4/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[ ]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[X]You want to become stronger.
(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Tomatoes are honestly one of the few foods I am unable to choke down at all.)
[X]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.(What exactly is a churro?)
[X]You help people in crisis.
[ ]You are quite random.
[X]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(3/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[ ]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[X]You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ]You curse a lot.
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[X]You tend to blush easily. (I turn fire engine red when people stare at me. It SUCKS. Even my math teacher started laughing at me.)
[ ]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(2/10)

Lithuania

For Death Note I get Near every time. That's what I get for being 100% introverted. -.-'

Basically I'm that quiet kid who sits in the corner and may or may not be noticed. Either way I'm probably not going to talk. Some people actually think I'm mute. I have two best friends, one who is very much like America, the other the most terrifying mix of Russia and Prussia you can imagine. I was (loudly) dubbed to be Canada by the America, so that's who I am.