Hello people/my reviewers (which, don't you know, belong to a totally different species)! I am SACAGAWEA, the girl who is obsessed with writing/reading/Harry Potter/telling people off for hating my Draco/Hermione fics. And being obsessive about things in general, which helps when your as much of a helpless nerd as I.

As of March 30, 2007, I am fifteen years old, which is nice considering all the other ages I could've turned 15 years after my birth. That aside -

Favorite Book: Ella Enchanted

Favorite Series: Harry Potter! Gooooo Harry! HAZZAH!

But I also love Series of Unfortunate Events, though I'd never even THINK about writing fanfics of those. Who could recreate the genius of Lemony Snicket in a mere fanfiction? Actually, probably a lot of people can. I'm just not one of them.

Favorite Trilogy (Okay, so technically it's not a trilogy anymore) : Artemis Fowl! An evil twelve-year-old who messes with the magical world...what more could you want? And of course the increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhiker's Trilogy, which is completely self-explanatory.

Favorite Way to Bug People: With a favorite's list.

Favorite Pairings: DRACO/HERMIONE! It's inevitable. Not to mention my favorite. I'm beginning to sense redundancy, however, so it should also be said that adore Harry/Ginny fics, and (of course) James/Lily.

Least Favorite Pairings: Sorry to say this, but Hermione with anyone else but Draco and vice-versa. But I mean, notice the kind of fics I write, not to mention everything under my favorite stories. Also, I hate slash (ew), child/adult pairings and anything involing incest. That's just...well, think about it this way: even fictional characters deserve some dignity. It should be said, though, that don't have anything against the authors or fans of those stories.

And, of course, there must always be QUOTES:

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." -Artemis Fowl (From Artemis Fowl)

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" -Draco Malfoy (From Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire)

"When we get back, do you think you could give me a few pointers on how to be a normal person? I don't seem to get it." -Lena Kaligaris (From The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants)

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Guard #1 (From Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Now, I just have a few words of wisdom to share:

Woodwinds Kick Brass and REAL woodwinds suck wood

Oh yes, there's one last thing - DRACO AND HERMIONE 4EVER! AND EVER! AND SO FAR EVER I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW!