One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina

AU, gen, Harry and Draco friendship. In a world where wizards and witches can sense each other's familiars but no one else can, Harry's impressive familiar makes an eleven-year-old Draco Malfoy take more notice of him.

Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Between meddlesome ministers and mad escaped convicts, Remus attempts to discover the truth. Where has Harry been? Will he ever learn to trust? Includes child abuse

In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!

"The Ministry must be seen to do something", and with that, Harry Potter's wand is snapped. Expelled in his second year, he is invited to a new school famous for being the home of one of the Eight Great Repositories of Knowledge. But with Voldemort alive and the Chamber of Secrets still open, he will need every resource his new school possesses to stay alive in the coming years.

He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

When Iris dies suddenly, leaving Barry to raise their 3-year old nephew by himself, Hal Jordan steps up to help out his best friend. Years pass, friendship grows into something much more, and somehow the three of them become a family. Story will span Wally's life from age 3 all the way to the formation of the Team - will be mostly humor and fluff. (Warning: Some sexual content.)

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP

The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.

Have you ever wanted someone so bad it hurts? Gradually, Tom Riddle discovers all the sides to obsessive insanity when he meets his year mate Harry Potter, the protege to Regulus Black, who seems like the right person to help Tom build the world. If only his chosen one wasn't prone to plotting against him as a hobby. HPLV. NOT!Time-travel; Harry's time. Ravenclaw!Harry

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.

While walking through the woods one day, a young Naruto discovers a hidden temple that contains a summoning contract for an old and dangerous species. How will this affect our young hero's life? Eventual Naru/Hina.

Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)

Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

As a young boy, Naruto unwillingly undergoes a change, one that turns him from the path he would have taken. He's no less driven than before, but he's certainly...stranger [GRAND RE-OPENING January 2018- for real this time!]

Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

After a boy is transported to the Pokemon World, via circumstances mysterious to him, he sets out, determined to return to his homeworld. [Discontinued.]

"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

Naruto was born with a kekkei genkai that he should never have had. With the huge political upheaval this might cause his abilities are kept hidden from everyone. Naruto with Deidara's kekkei genkai. Clever Naruto since the ability works well with his prankster mind. Slightly AU, but will follow the timeline of canon.

AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.

Some secrets are best left buried. Other secrets refuse to die. Professor Oak has been hiding the corrupt data on Ash's Pokédex for a long time, hoping the day would never come in which he would need to use it. Torn from his journey and forced upon a path that could lead to his destruction, Ash has no choice but to fulfil this destiny, lest the entire Pokémon world be destroyed.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?

To be a true Ninja, one must be complete and without obstacles. A Ninja who has a disability is uncommon: However, cases of blind ninja are common, especially amongst clans who use Jutsu centred in their eyes. However, a Ninja who cannot hear is hard – but a deaf Hokage is impossible.

When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

Naruto stole the forbidden scroll of seals and learnt an exact copying jutsu... and that's it? With a greater grasp of the shadow clone jutsu from the beginning, the scroll of seals and his academy textbook (which he's actually going to read) Naruto's going to learn that awesome jutsu aren't everything. After all, the scroll was forbidden for a reason.

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Shikamaru finds comfort in his lovers after a particularly trying mission. So far, mostly Shika-centric, but we'll see. Ino-Shika-Cho: don't read it if you don't like it. Okay... added some Ino. Maybe I'll round it out with a Chouji chapter. :P

An Academy Student Naruto doesn't like that he's hearing a voice in his head. It sounds too bloodthirsty for his liking. Except, when it makes an offer to teach him about his lineage and train him practically for free, who is he to deny a free lunch? It might get him one step closer to bad-assery! T for language, but that's probably overly-cautious. Could be K if you squint.

The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]

It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

I worry about the kid. I do. When someone falls unconscious at your feet that many times, you kinda start wantin' to baby 'em. Ravio/Link, Ravio's POV.

The most useless existences in the world are cowardly, good-for-nothing boys. Suggested Link/Ravio. No spoilers.

Link questions why he has to pay rental fees when Ravio is the one with payments due. Link/Ravio. No spoilers since I haven't even finished the game yet.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

Pakkun has a confession to make. Kakashi is amused.

When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.

The Wizard belongs to the House. The Wizard grows in the House. The House makes the Wizard. For once, the opposite is true. It is the Wizard that makes the House. Slytherins aren't backstabbing murderous blood-purity loons. Gryffindors aren't brash and arrogant bullies. Ravenclaws aren't atrocious pranksters. Hufflepuffs aren't blindly loyal morons.

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right? Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand. Prompt fill for the illustrious kinkmeme. Rated for language, violence, and distressing visuals. Tony whump.

Wally is trying to heal and reassemble the shards of his life after surviving a brutal attack at the hands of his own father. His best friend and half the Justice League have no intention of letting him go through it alone, but they might not be enough. Rudy West is far from done with him. Sequel to 'It All Started Fairly Normally'. Part 2 of Mainline. **Edit: Part 3 is now up!**

Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.

Kuroko unknowingly became a beacon of light to all those who lost their will to play basketball after being crushed by Teiko. This is the story of how all those who'd been defeated and humiliated by the GoM learned that he was fighting for them, and how the boy who spent his whole life in the shadows became their hero.

Ambassadors from Grass come to Konoha in search of a legendary teacher, yet no one in the village matches their description. However, when it becomes clear that these shinobi bring a tempting offer, the Godaime must make a difficult decision.

For all the gentleness in his nature, Makoto reveals a very different side to him in bed. MakoHaru. One-shot.

One day, a weary old traveller comes to visit Konoha, intent on resting his bones and keeping his nose out of other people's business. That supposedly simple plan comes crashing down around his ears after he meets a cheerful, whiskered, and defenceless child. Ploys are made and broken, various groups make their move, and red eyes watch from the darkness as war looms over Konoha...

Kakashi volunteers to take a mission with Iruka based on idle curiosity, but he discovers more about his fellow shinobi than he originally intended.

Ten-year-old Harry Potter stumbles upon a special time turner and is sent back to 1938.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

He only meant to live here in case something went wrong. He didn't mean to accidentally stumble across the Titans and get sucked into their world, especially when Danny Phantom was very much dead and Danny Fenton had so little to offer.

James T. Kirk's birth is a medical impossibility; a horrible miracle. Deaf!Kirk. Eventual Kirk/Spock.

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

Wally and Dick decide it would be hilarious to troll the team (mostly Artemis) into thinking they are boyfriends. Then they maybe accidentally become actually boyfriends. Eventual Dick/Wally, but lets be real it's Dick/Wally the whole time.

Slash. The slow evolution of Murdoc's relationship with 2D.

'"Guilt is powerful," he said. "It has teeth and claws and once it sinks them into you, it doesn't let go. You'll spend the rest of your life wondering what you could've done differently. I know guilt, Alec, and you don't want to do this to yourself."' Max dies. Alec doesn't fall apart, but only because Magnus holds him together.

The reality of living with the Arc Reactor / chronic pain.

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating

Rarity must uncover a conspiracy in order to prevent a war that threatens to consume ponies and griffons alike. The greatest challenge? Doing so alongside Prince Blueblood.

Alfred's disintegrating, wasting away, but that's okay. He's getting closer to fine with every inch of fat chipped away, though it's not enough. Never enough. Anorexic!Alfred.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

AU. Kurt turns to debate instead of singing. He still ends up at Dalton. Blaine falls in love while they discuss The Great Gatsby and things fall apart from there. Kurtbastian told by a less than omniscient Blaine.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.

He resented his little wife at first, but increasingly, she has his attention. Jaime/Sansa, AU. Winner of best fic in the Hear Me Ship Contest at gameofships.

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.

"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?

Slash. On an errand for Eustace, Courage finds himself stuck with Katz.

Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.

In which Romano jumps to conclusions, and America goes along for the ride. They'll get it sorted out eventually, right? M for language, sexual situations. Romano/America. Amateur M writer, be warned!

Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."

Sometimes Perry's job takes its toll. At least he has someone he can talk to. Human!Perry AU.

There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.

TO BE REWRITTEN AS A NEW FIC. You never stop being a Horcrux or the Master of Death. Harry finds himself journeying in his dreams to put the pieces of Tom Riddle's soul back together. EWE. TMR/HP.

After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.

First Year AU. Alternate Sorting. Ron finds a different compartment to sit in, Harry travels alone to Hogwarts and that small change changes the world in ways big and small. No pairings!

Romerica! Fairytale AU of The Golden Goose by the Bros. Grimm. In which the princess won't laugh, the golden goose doesn't measure up to typical fairytale standards, and the youngest son keeps insisting his name isn't actually Simpleton. T for swearing.

Five symptoms of Jem Carstairs's "illness," and how Tessa soothes them all.

On the brink of an all out war between Spades and Clubs, the King of Spades accepts a proposal to prevent the war all together: spend his life in the house of Clubs as a sign of peace between the two countries. RusAme, Spamano, GerIta, PruAus, and others.

With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.

Prompt from the glee kink meme on LiveJournal: "Blaine can't take no for an answer and is doing his best to take what he wants in the parking lot of Scandals when Kurt is saved by none other than Sebastian Smythe."

Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!

The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.

Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.

The soft brush of his lover's hand turned into the rough scratching of stubble along his pelvic bone, alerting Alfred to his mistake seconds before he paid the price for his assumptions while blindfolded.

Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Snape tries to find out. Warning: sexual abuse of a child.

No one notices when they wear each other's clothes. They discover this in a moment of total, blind luck. Jimon.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

Kurt had applied to three colleges. Before it was over, he had three rejection letters. And Rachel? She had her acceptance letter from NYADA. Still, he hadn't counted on Tina, or any of his other friends, their efforts leaving him with a fourth letter.

One year, a girl dropped her token, a small wooden ball, while she was at her plate, and they literally had to scrape bits of her off the ground.

Galaxy changing events don't just suddenly occur. They are the result of a series of small steps. Now dealing with ROTS. Rated M to be safe.

Burt Hummel's dead, Kurt Hummel's doing his best to stay under the radar of Child Services, and the escalating bullying is quickly bringing him to the end of his steadily shortening rope. Enter a certain blue police box. AU off of Grilled Cheesus.

It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.

John adopts a cat. Jealousy ensues. Karkat/John. one-shot.

Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.

Jerome Morrow lies in a hospital, burned beyond recognition after a second failed suicide attempt. Can Vincent save him once again? Jerome/Vincent slash.

For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

The whole world thinks America and England are an item, and England's content to let them believe it. Of course nothing good was going to come out of it when Prussia catches America and Denmark on a date.

Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Dawn sets out to become the pokemon champion of Sinnoh. Simple enough, right? But, her gay best friend is just being difficult. Clingyshipping! Lucas/Barry with Dawn playing an important part in it all :D

One-shot: Alec has been "gallivanting off at all hours of the night armed only with a few weapons and facing all sorts of demons" for the past three days. Magnus has been worried, until Alec shows up at his door. It's tough loving a Shadowhunter.

AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.

Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship

Revelations both painful and joyous set the markers in the path of every life. Thankfully, Draco has spectacular company for the journey. SLASH, MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT.

A story in which Barry can't stop blushing like a girl and Lucas is too obliviously stupid for his own good. Yaoi.

Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...

SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...

Silver and Crobat. It loves its master because it's never learned how to hate. Eventually, Silver learns how to love it back.

Take this sinking boat and point us home. We've still got time. Sakura time travel fic.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

Romano and America start dating, but it brings to light a whole slew of abandonment issues that Alfred has been hiding. Rated for language and mild suggestive themes.

Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.

The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU

Iruka is sent to prison and discovers something about himself. Will be KakaIru yaoi.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash

Russia likes things symmetrical. He likes America very much because of this: but he would like him much more if he didn't have that annoying, off-putting little cowlick. Fluff& slight Nantucket kink! RusAme

White loves N so much and is waiting for him to notice her like she notices him. But one day when she goes looking for him she learns the truth that shakes her to the core. Slash/Yaoi/GUY-ON-GUY RELATIONSHIP N/Black one sided White/N one-shot

The story of how Sam Evans got to know and appreciate Kurt Hummel. A rewriting of season 2, from Duets to Rumours. Slightly AU, preslash.

It seemed a long while ago since Metagross was a Beldum. But it still remembers everything.

Kurt moves on. At least, he wants to. But when Blaine keeps tugging him back, it's up to the Warblers loyal to Kurt to help set him up with someone who's head over heels for Kurt-but too shy to say so. It's time for the rise of the FLIRT! Kurt/Flint

A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.

Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."

He measures time in the increments between possessing the people he loves and losing them. — Silver/Ethan.

As embarrassing as it was to admit, Simon found that the golden-haired Shadowhunter's blood tasted the sweetest. JaceSimon, oneshot

The truth and the ideal work at cross-purposes, but nature will never allow one to overcome the other. N and Black realize this too late. N/Black one-shot

When it comes to one particular dance, Jesse's willing to swallow his pride and ask a few New Directions for help. - Jesse/Tina/Brittany/Kurt friendship; St. Hummel.

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

When Sakura dies, the last thing she expects to do is to wake up again... eight years in the past.

"Tell Principal Figgins I'm sorry, but I can't come to school today. Oh, you know, I'm horribly ill— don't worry; I'll come back as soon as I cure the queer." Eventual Kurt/Sam, ensemble.

Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

A story in which Alfred and Ivan play football and Alfred may have jealousy problems.

"There were some experiences that just couldn't be bought, and being shyly hit on by a drowsy nine-year-old was one of them." Because I am in love with the concept of Magnus and Alec meeting long before the party.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Alec's and Magnus's kiss in the Accords Hall from Robert's and Maryse's point of view. boys kissing, don't like, don't read. Oneshot

Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

When Snape strikes him in a rage, Harry is forced to make a decision- his guaranteed safety, or the undetermined family he's never had? Oneshot.

Most things didn't truly bother Crowley. Demons trying to dismember his angel wasn't one of those things. Complete.

The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik

Revision of "Wyckham Academy." AU: Harry Potter takes the option to attend another school of magic... does not being at Hogwarts still make him the Boy-Who-Lived?

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Gilbird loved her strange pale Mama, from the day she hatched to the day she died. Warning for pet death.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

On their way back to Konoha, Team 7 encounters Iruka-sensei on an undercover mission. Too bad Naruto didn't quite grasp the whole "undercover" concept.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

Gabriel has had many lovers, but only one real relationship. Sam/Gabriel; originally written for comment fic.

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

AU. Rusty has been adopted not by ThunderClan...but ShadowClan! COMPLETE! Chapter Forty up! Please read and review!

"You don't smile like you used to. I kinda miss it." As of late, the world was beginning to feel like the end of a long, tiring race, and he a runner in the dust. He would die alone. Heroes had no happy endings left at the finish line./Then Prussia came.

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Sam began to suspect that the Trickster wasn't dead when he found it sitting in his motel room. Fortunately, there's an escape clause; even so, riddling the Trickster is harder then it should be.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

TOY STORY 3 SPOILERS! Andy comes home for a four day visit from college and realizes something peculier about the garbage man during his stay. He later realizes there are more things in life than just following your dreams. Slight BL fluff.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

The Dursleys adopted Harry. They still don't like him. See what a difference a name makes.

He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?

Original title but fitting for the story, honestly - "“No man is an island, but every man is a plastic beach,” the bassist says, chewing on each word then spitting it out decisively."

The Captain and Commander don't know this she suspects they'd freak out if they did , but Yeoman Rand knows more about their sex life than any other person on the Enterprise." A character study of Yeoman Janice Rand.

A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.

The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.

AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2

Being sick is hard. Being a bystander is worse.

You meet Jack Kelly when you are twelve years old. //Modern-day// //oneshot// //JackDavid//

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

In which Kakashi needs a new mask, Iruka needs an escape plan, and the ninja of the mission’s room need a life. Sequel to Pieces.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

A 16-year-old Iruka Umino has to survive the chuunin initiation. His first two tasks are simple enough, but his third has him facing off head to head against an ANBU.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Comashipping. They're brothers, so it's only natural that Reggie worries about him sometimes. So when Paul begins to have conversations about a boy named Ash, perhaps he doesn't have to worry too much.

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.

The barefoot boy goes back into hiding after the events at the construction site, and Roy will do anything to find out where he is.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:

Thrown into the past by a dying Avatar Spirit, Zuko is suddenly faced with the chance to do things the right way. Determined to end the war without killing Aang, he has a difficult path ahead, but must also fight his own demons. ON HAITUS.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

[AU] An impossible achievement brings about great changes in the stream of time as new ripples in the pond of life erase many past mistakes, leaving the ever present uncertainty of what will come to be faced with better odds...

Jack Connors always wanted to be part of the Finch family, despite what his sister had to say about it. He just never realized how much of a Finch he would become. Uncle JackAtticus. Slash.

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

[AU] The world believes that Harry Potter died sixteen years ago while his parents survived. But with the Triwizard Tournament finally starting, why has this boy that looks so much like the Potters appeared? ON HIATUS

It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE

Ryan sometimes feels like he's only a few inches tall, and he's looking up to the skyscrapers that sneer down at him.

AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE

In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

GaaNaru. Spoilers for the recent manga chapters. After Gaara's ressurrection Naruto can't sleep the night before they return to Konoha and pays Gaara visit. Mild lime.

[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]

[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

Ralph begs for his life and is spared. Three years after his capture, Ralph feels his humanity slipping away and wonders if he made the right decision. JackRalph

Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Sasuke has never been one to fall asleep easily, but of all people, Naruto may be able to change that mentality. Shounen-ai if you see it that way.

When Severus Snape's pocket is picked, he does not suspect the ramifications that cornering the would-be thief entails. Alternate Universe fic.

The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH

Slash, JeromeVincent. You don't belong here, and I wish you would stay.

The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.

As a child, Iruka understood the true meaning of loneliness, but everything changes when he meets a mysterious silver-haired stranger on a moonlit night. (Warning: Shounen ai - KakaIru)

There is no gene for compassion. [SLASH!]