Hello pathetic humans of Earth! Prepare to be to be destroyed by my AWESOMENESS!!

Name: Molly but please just call me Landia

Age: not tellin' you'll have to torture me to find out! Or just PM me. XD

Hair Color: Natural redhead, but I have blue streaks

Eye Color: it varies from grey to blue to green, even hazel sometimes.

Favorite Color: indigo or purple, depends on my mood.

OC Bios

Mallory 'Landia' Rivers (yes I know that's my nickname too but I really like it XD)

Age: 16

Appearance: Waist-length indigo hair, big silver eyes, a small cute nose, and full dark-red lips(she uses lipstick). She normally wears dark colored dresses with her knee high boots. More details in the stories.

Bio: Landia grew up being the youngest of three children. She always had to compete for attention and often had to fight to get what she wanted. This made her a strong, yet oddly dark and morbid, teenager.

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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too and we can always steal milk)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem!

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list! asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Freakazette Raven, Invader Cakez, blood.red.moonbeam,

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Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy,

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

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For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

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1) Kissing is healthy.

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3) It's good to cry.

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (schizophrenia actually)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: Juliet by LMNT - how da fuq did that get on my mp3?

Waking Up: End of All Hope by Nightwish - the world will regret the day I AWAKEND!

First Day At School: Imperfection by Skillet - I'm not sure how well that would fit...

Falling In Love: Still Alive by Portal - Um, I have no comment here...

Fight Song: Tyrannos by Ars Arcana - This one I could see.

Breaking Up: Falling by DJ Encore - This and Still Alive should be switched.

Prom: Chains/Strings by The Late Chord - Kinda sad for Prom...

Life is Good: The Plagues by The Prince of Egypt - Not unless I'm supposed to be an evil overlord or something like that.

Mental Breakdown: I'm In Heaven (When You Kiss Me) by ATC - DA FUQ?

Driving: Swanheart by Nightwish - I don't get this one...

Flashback: Romance by Apocalyptica - This one makes a bit of sense.

Getting Back Together: A Little More by Skillet - Aww, that's kinda sweet.

Wedding: Everything You Want by Vertical Horizion - This would be a fairly interesting wedding.

Paying the Dues: Forsaken by Skillet - Kinda works...

The Night Before The War: Ever Dream by Nightwish - This works alright.

Final Battle: Collide by Skillet - This would be an epic battle scene.

Moment of Triumph: Hello by Sugarland - Da fuq?

Death Scene: Amaranth by Nightwish - This works pretty well, depends on how you visualize it.

Funeral Song: Starlight Serenade by Nox Arcana - It's alright for a funeral.

End Credits: Faster by Within Temptation - Pretty epic credits song.

If the world was conquered, I'd rather it was by Zim. If you agree copy and post this to your profile.

THE END?