Hello all you happy people I'm Shadow and this is my bland, in progress, profile

Favorite Quotes

"The fanatics of an idea or cause, always carry the greatest doubt about it"

-Mr.Smiley

"The less people speak of their greatness the more we think of it"

-Lord Bacon

"We're not so very different, you and I we both look for weaknesses in one another..."

-Mr.Smiley

"you have to take men, one at a time"

-Buster Kilraî

"I've got a jar of Dirt,I've got a jar of Dirt, I've got a jar of Dirt, And guess whats inside it

-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You know what that makes me ANGRY"

-Droopy Dog

“Bow ties are cool.”

-The Eleventh Doctor

"I don't wanna go"

-The tenth Doctor (the End of time Part 2)

"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.”

-The Tenth Doctor (Blink)

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."

-The Tenth Doctor

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

-Clint Eastwood

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice

-Clint Eastwood

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

This was written by Riku Uzumaki,

WAR-Doctor who

Demons run when a good man goes to war

Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies — Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war