In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.

"Tell me, Sakura, what's the one thing you have that Naruto and Sasuke don't?"/ The girl sighed and rolled her eyes. "Breasts, Kakashi-sensei?"/"Precisely."/ Oh, the wonders of training. Team 7!Friendship with a hint of sasusaku

"Even if you hate me or even despise me...I would still and always will love you Sasuke-kun. Forever and ever I promise." Sasu/Saku one-shot.

AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."

SasuSaku. AU. The General of the Army, Uchiha Sasuke, has a lot of explaining to do to his own personal Commander—a.k.a. the Wife—after telling his son, "I'm scared of your mom." What's a General against his wife? A mashed potato, that is.

"I want to leave through that gate like an old friend." Naruto had seen it coming. "Do you think he found her?" All Uchiha Sasuke wanted was to find Sakura again. "Yeah, I think he did."

An OOC potion contaminates Konoha's water supply. Next thing Sakura knows, Naruto's a nihilistic philosopher puffing pot, Sasuke's the next Miss Daisy Sunshine, and... "Sakura-darling," Itachi scoffs, "it's not glitter, it's bli-ing."

She dumped me. That's right. Haruno Sakura left me - Uchiha Sasuke - to fend for myself. It's a scary world out there alone. Which is why I'll do anything to win her back. No matter what. "Oi, teme, I think I just saw your dignity walk out the door!"

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku

Sasuke is the popular, rich boy that girls want but few can get. Sakura is the new girl that he wants and will get. But Sakura has a mind of her own and she doesn't play by the rules. AU Oneshot

My name is Sayuri Uchiha, daughter of Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha. I am a 16 years old genius ninja. But the thing is my parents didn't know that until now. This is the story between my 'hated' father and me. The two Uchihas who never understood each other and now forced too.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What the hell are you doing, Sasuke Uchiha?" demanded Sakura, gaping at the man before her. Sasuke smirked. "Making you mine, idiot."

Sasu/Saku. It is the middle of the night, and Sasuke reaches a conclusion.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "Your crush is ugly," he said. She replied, "I bet yours is." He stared at her. "Tell me. Are you ugly?"

Sasuke and Sakura run aways from Konoha in order to protect their baby from being killed by the council's orders. After all, we do desperate things to save our family and those whom we love. Sasuke will do anything to protect his family. COMPLETE!

Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-

Because it's wrong to live. Because it's wrong to hope. And foremost… because it's wrong to fall in love. Sasusaku. One Shot.

Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

DON'T READ! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS TWELVE! WRITTEN VERY BADLY!

"Sooooo," she teased. "Who is it? Who's the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?" The young man's eyes went wide. [SasuSaku] Oneshot. REWRITTEN!

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku

Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]

Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.