What Loki wanted : Escape from prision and prepare his come back. What Loki got : Getting kidnapped by a mortal who just wanted oreos.

Joker stumbles across a neglected little girl one evening when he needs a distraction. What was supposed to be a night of Batsy fun turns into: kidnapping, aggravated robbery by a 7 year old, hide and seek in Chinatown, pin the tail on the henchmen- and somehow he's holding a 'Dad of the Year' bear. He should have just found a stray dog..

While in Arkham Asylum the Joker is well on his way with his plan of escape. He's finally however been given company by his cell. A tiny, fragile looking girl with the mouth of a tyrant. And no idea of the Joker or his powerful influence. Peeking his interest, and with only bars between them he vows to make her his new toy. But this little bird doesn't like being caged.

What did Loki want with a deaf ten-year-old girl? And why is it all the sudden she has all the skills, traits, and powers of each of the Avengers? Loki is to blame. Now the Avengers are in charge of this small child called Lucy.

Ai meets Mahiru and gets a little more than she bargained for after he picks up a little black cat he names "Kuro", who turns out to be a vampire. In a series of quick events, she is involved in this crazy mess! Could things get worse? Yes...they can get far, far worse. Especially when Tsubaki finds her "interesting". (Not a character x oc as of now. Maybe in the future. No yaoi.)

Itachi Uchiha was an anachronism: he didn't belong in his violent world. So when Sasuke enacted his revenge, Itachi believed he would finally depart somewhere befitting him. However, upon waking in a world free of ninja and jutsu, in the apartment of a baffled but unusually welcoming and kind girl, he is even more lost. In a world so unlike his own, can he find a place he belongs?

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself stranded on Earth until he can fully regain his strength and powers. A girl named Mandy finds and takes him in. However things aren't as simple as it sounds because Mandy is blind.

Heimdall, the gatekeeper of the Bifrost, is asked by Odin to use his gift of all sight in order to predict Thor's and Loki's future queens. Years later, Loki falls from the Rainbow Bridge and ends up meeting the girl Heimdall had predicted on Midgard. Follow Loki's journey through self doubt and anger as he fights for power, revenge, and the heart of his queen COMPLETED part 1 of 2