Looking at the keyboard, I paused for a moment, biting my lip. What could I write?

It was unlikely those who clicked on my username would have done it to read my profile. Was there anything I could write that could grab their attention, make them see the world as I saw it, make them believe what I believed. I couldn't change the world in one thousand words.

Was I being too cheesy?

Yes. Probably.

I sighed, and deleted my fifth attempt, starting my sixth.

Never give up. Some one out there is willing you to succeed. Try-

No. Definitely too cheesy.

Seventh Attempt

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO-

NO!

Trying to search for the ideal opening for my profile, I decided on the simplest thing possible.

Nala Pride. Hufflepuff. Daughter of Apollo. Resident of District 8. Hobbit. Laugher, Singer, Lioness, Friend.

Damn, I thought, sitting back in my chair, still too cheesy.