Hurricane for Hours
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Joined 01-20-13, id: 4494880, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Rise of the Guardians.

Oh hey. :D

You may call me Huri. Or Hurricane. Or whatever suits you best. :)

I have an insane obsession with Hetalia and RotG right now.

I also love Harry Potter and stuffs of the sort.

If I don't update or respond when I say I will, please don't kill me. D: I don't have a computer at home, so I work from the library, where I get 2 hours of time per library. I also have other personal conflicts that may harbor me from time to time.

Don't hesitate to message me or whatever! Messages make my day glittery. :)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (For me, this is actually true)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Of Vanilla Flowers and a Broken Heart by Black Jinx reviews
He knew what is was like to be alone. She never had anyone. Full summary inside. BreakxOc GOING TO BE RE-WRITTEN, ON HIATUS
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Xerxes B.
Ghost stories-and other tales by dragoscilvio reviews
Welcome my friends to my drabble series...Here you will find angst, family fun, dark secrets, and problems that send our poor heroes onto the edges of sanity! Of course this is all just a by product of my twisted mind...ENJOY!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 302,130 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch
Rise of the Guardians and the Daydreamer by Silverwind the White Draconess reviews
A young girl of 15 was an ordinary girl with a hard life. She had no friends but she had a dog who was her friend. She was raised by a family that doesn't acknowledges her all the time. But she was then taken and meet the Guardians. What is her core and why was she brought to the Guardians?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sandy, OC - Complete
Christmas Adventure by Proud to be reviews
Growing up had never been in Eloise Bennett's plans, but it was inevitable. She is spending Christmas with her brother and his family that want nothing more then for her to grow up. How can she when she finds an Elf under the tree on Christmas day? How can she get the elf back to the north pole? And why is Santa Russian? How can she even think Santa's cute? Wait...what? NorthxOc
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 64,127 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [North, OC] Jamie - Complete
Hetalia sings the Beatles by fluteprincess95 reviews
Different Hetalia characters sing songs by The Beatles. France's original intention to visit his English boyfriend was to pop the question. However he found the man he loved kissing America on the couch. After scaring America out of the house, France talks to England about what he just witnessed. In the end England has to choose. France or America? Song Featured: Anna, Go With Him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [England/Britain, France]
Fan Fiction Frenzy by fullmetalfrost reviews
The guardians get a little thing called fan fiction. Be nice it is my first fan fiction. Reviews would be appreciated. A bit of a crossover later on but no characters actually come into the story just mentions.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013
Intertwining Interests by Erumento reviews
Determined to confirm a particular theory, Xerxes Break departs from the Rainsworth mansion to the Barma mansion. However, his initial motive is waywardly shifted as he impulsively dances his way into a merry-go-round of bliss with the crimson-haired duke. Soon after, perhaps by the hand of fate, their meetings become abnormally frequent...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Xerxes B., Rufus B., Sharon R., Reim L.
Rise of the Sentinels by BlowUpKarzahini reviews
A man in the moon, a woman in the sun, and a beast in the earth. When a messenger from the Man in the Moon alerts the Guardians of a growing threat, they learn of another team of immortals known as the Sentinels. While secrets and grudges are dragged into the light, these two teams must join forces to defeat an evil even greater than that of the Nightmare King! Contains OC's.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Sandy
Stolen Moments by WaywardWhedonite reviews
A collection of all my Leverage prompted fics already posted on AO3. May contain Eliot whumpage. Pairings are mostly: E/P S/N
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Parker, Eliot S.
The Dragon by Someone aka Me reviews
In which Draco Malfoy is a violinist and a cocaine dealer, and Sherlock Holmes chooses him from whom to buy cocaine. :: Complete HP AU. Pre ASiP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Draco M., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unbelievable by Jaakaappirunoilija reviews
For a small moment, Pitch had had everything he ever wanted: Children had believed only in him, their dreams turned into twisted nightmares. But his moment of glory had been short: he was defeated by the Guardians, with the help of their newest member, Jack Frost. Pitch swore that he'd have his revenge, especially on the Winter Spirit. Now he has found a perfect way to do it..
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Something Else is About to Begin by RunAway Rose reviews
Relationships are like glass sometimes it's better to leave them broken then to hurt yourself trying to put it back together. The Keeper writes down everything that happens in real life, but she never gets involved in anything in the world, she just writes it down. Until MIM decides that needs to end. She's not happy about it, until she meets Pitch Black, the newest Guardian.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Man in the Moon, Pitch
Red (in tooth and claw) by Miseris
Winters in Russia can last a very, very long time. - Or, "Bloody Sunday".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Russia - Complete
The 'Oniichan' Problem by Mein Liebling reviews
Iceland detected a disturbance in the force- I mean, he heard something in his house. Guess who decided to sneak in and bug the island nation at four A.M? Our favourite Norway! Fights and yelling, facepalming, idiotic and nosy siblings, you just can't get enough laughs with Iceland and Norway!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Iceland, Norway
Spark by AnnaNymose reviews
When Pitch makes one last effort to spread fear across the world, the Guardians are forced to recruit the help of a spirit with a rather...dark past, not only with the Guardians and the Man in the Moon, but with the Nightmare King himself. Can she overcome painful memories and personal vices to save the only things she's loyal to: Children?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,140 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bunnymund - Complete
Traum oder kein Traum? by michaela.holzinger.77 reviews
Dieser kleine One – Shot erzählt aus der Sicht eines 17-jährigen Mädchens namens Sarah, die den Beschützter der Träume sieht.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - German - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sandy - Complete
Even Darkness Has a Heart by baisexual-unicorn reviews
Pitch Black has fallen to pieces. No one believes in him anymore. That is, until he meets Lethia. Saving her from an abusive mother and whiny sister, he plans to marry this girl and pursue with his plan to cast the world in fear. Rated T for violence and gore.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Pitch - Complete
Romantic Problems by XXPay4XtraShippingsXX reviews
In which North plays matchmaker for two depressed fairies of the night.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sandy, Tooth - Complete
Chubby Bunny by AquaWolfGirl reviews
It had to be done. The Guardians, sans one 6 foot tall rabbit, decide to play a friendly, competitive game of Chubby Bunny.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
I swear by MissZenno reviews
Kurt is sent to Dalton Reform School for Boys after he commits a horrific crime. He expects the uniforms, the strict teachers, the counselling, but he doesn't expect the endearing group of criminal teenagers to take him under their wing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,274 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Shizaya Goes Grocery Shopping by AquaWolfGirl reviews
A cute little one-shot where Shizuo gets tired of Izaya eating tuna and takes him to a grocery store. They get a wee bit sidetracked. Inspired by RenoTURKishDelight's YouTube video. K for slight language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Drawing Hearts in the Sand (SandmanxOCxPitch) reviews
Pendulum "Penny" Turner was the first. She was there before any of the guardians appeared. She kept time for millenia, recording the past and protecting the future. Sandman was her best friend. Now he and the guardians need her help to bring down Pitch (again) but it won't be that easy. Dark secrets and old friendships don't stay buried for long...when they surface, so does chaos.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sandy, Pitch
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