Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was away. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to his brother's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John expected.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

A series of vignettes involving Lestrade, Sherlock, and a certain pair of handcuffs. Eventual arrest fetish smut and numerous kinks we don't need to discuss in polite company. Pre-cannon.

Sherlock tours worldwide with the English National Ballet. John dances the Lindy Hop competitively all across the globe. That they would meet, then, by the slimmest of chances in one lonely city, is pure coincidence. The whole 'dancing together' bit is a little more planned. Dancer!AU.

"John didn't seem to catch on to the fact that Sherlock enjoyed being yelled at. He just thought Sherlock was an inconsiderate sod that had no concept of why somebody would be angry about a farm of exotic fungi growing in the bathroom sink. Sherlock never bothered to correct that assumption, because it served his purposes." Johnlockstrade smut. Read the warnings.

Pre- & Post-Reichenbach UA. Johnlock and Mystrade. Rated M for later smut. Please Read and Review. Cover image created by the lovely RBnC, without her this story wouldn't exist.

[Trans*lock]""If you observed, John, or even looked, you would know that my aversion to people is nothing compared to people's aversion to me." "All right, Sherlock—what's the real reason?" "You're a doctor, John; observation of the human body is your industry. You do not 'deserve' to have me make an audible confession of what you have already seen."" [TW: dysphoria, transphobia]

Sherlock, John, and their toddler, Hamish, spend a week with the Royals. With a toddler, a genius, and an ex-army soldier, things were never going to run smoothly anyway, were they?

John didn't think it was possible until he witnessed it with his own eyes. In a moment of surprise, Sherlock's brain shuts off and his body takes the lead. The six seconds that follow are ferocious and brutal and terrifying - and John is almost as afraid as Sherlock. One-shot.

Sherlock has been rude to a lot of people. During one hot night at the Diogenes Club, he makes it up to many of them- personally. Story 6 in Diogenes series.

Shamelessly smutty Klaine/Puck threesome. Puck finds himself hanging out with Kurt and Blaine and ends up learning a lot about them that he never would have guessed.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.