Some of my favorite books and shows:

Maximum Ride

Alex Rider

Hetalia

Warriors

Percy Jackson

Torchwood

Doctor Who

Blue Bloods Series

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fanfic, copy and paste this

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Emerald MAlfoy/Missing My Friend, darkstorm32

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people that don't mix up you're and your, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you like Kirby, Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, yet for some reason hate Warioware, Donkey kong, Metal gear solid, Star fox, and Kid Icarus, or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something stupid just for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a pet wolf, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend, darkstorm32

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider being called weird a compliment, copy and paste this onto yout profile and add your name to the list. Commander Gecko S., Snowfeather, Lionpaw16, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend, darkstorm32

If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

If you think everything that isn't normal, is normal, if you understand this and totally agree copy and paste

If you think that mice,rats, guinea pigs or chinchillas are adorable, copy 'n' paste this to your profile! extra points if you actuallyhave one or more of these pets!

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile... That would be so cool!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

99 Percent of the world's population wouldn't know what to do if Captain Falcon appeared on every television screen and requested that they show him their moves. If you're one of the remaining 1 Percent that would say "YEHZ" or "FALCON PUNCH/KICK", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Mewtwo was cut from Brawl because Sakurai wanted Tabuu to be the single strongest character on the game and Mewtwo would have screwed it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

Animals are living and deserve respect! If you believe that if it can cry, coo, love, hate, hurt, mourn, and long for acceptance it should not be ill treated, then show it! Give those of inhuman tonue a voice, too!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion
people in the world cannot read at all:
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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod
as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt!
Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

To the flamers out there

Let I fill you with despair

You are little worms

Who in a review, give one set of terms

"this story sucks, delete this" they say

But I only want to keep them at bay.

My skin is thick I must tell

your flame is like a tiny, burning bell

it sticks out like a golfball to a shell.

Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,

their only thing better, is a cute little purse.

Now I see a revew, I take it gladly,

Then I see a flame, written so badly.

I might mention the famer in my story,

But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.

But before that, this poem I set,

So I embarrased the flamer,

IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!

If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer.

If flamers get you down but you force a smile and try to type in a happy, non assertive way back, copy and paste this in your profile

c('.'c) Copy and paste Kirby to help him rule the world! (GOOD CAUSE)

If you really like the original couples (MarioxPeach, LinkxZelda), copy this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen,I cannot see,

I must be stupid,I must be bad,

What else could have made my dad so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor,

with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles.

Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

- If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-You know when you live in 2006 when...

1. ) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)...And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.)You scrolled back up to see if there WAS a number 5.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit-Gryffindor,Kagome-Loves-Kouga Gryffindor, - Ravenclaw, RipredIsAwesome, Mewtrainer-Ravenclaw, Pikana- Slytherine, Mr. Pichu- Slytherine, Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend Slytherin Emerald Mist1-Slytherin, darkstorm32-Slytherin

End Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A BEST FRIEND IS:
Someone who is there when others can't be
Someone who cares as much as you do
Someone you can laugh with/at no matter how sad you are
Someone you can tell anything to, and expect them not to tell
Someone who doesn't care if you're gay/strait/inbetween
Someone who cares what you are doing when they/you are away
Someone who relies on your advice, but also is a shoulder to lean on
A best friend is someone you love as much as they love you!

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU EVER WISHED AN ANIME/BOOK WAS REAL!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime, Onyx Midnight, Fangrules, ObsessiveReader1223, max artemis potter, I am the Girl Who Lived, darkstorm32

77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!!

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Miss
I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel
I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational
I'm a woman so I'm probably crazy
I'm a female so I'm probably sexy
Miss or Ms. "Whatever". Girls rule, Boys drool.
All of the above put this in your pro.

Nine Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? That would be enitirely pointless, in my opinion.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their butt Kicked!
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. And so does his imaginary friend.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
... ... ... ... ... Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe.
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
would die.
If u love any one this much re-post this ...and...the love of your
life will realize they feel the same ... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
will be the best day ever