A collection of one-shots and drabbles about the relationship between Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pryde. NOW COMPLETE.

The title is a lie. A look at a bunch of the worst clichés ever to curse this fandom. This is me spoofing them in ways so awful yet hopefully so hilarious that you'll want to cry from laughter and also gouge out your eyes with a spoon. Winner of 'Best Parody/Humour' in The Topaz Awards 2012! Thank you all so much!

Fabian leaves Nina for Joy and Nina falls for Jerome. It's next year and Jerome is dating Joy. Mara likes Fabian. Nina brings her best friend Krista, who becomes best friends with mick or maybe more. Story is so much better than the summary.

Cat has just been told she can have a slumber party at her house. so she invite's the whole gang and her cousin Eddie. what happens when some mysterious things start happening

A woman claims that Robbie and Jade are actually her children, taken away from her because of lies. She will do anything to make certain they remain a family.

the house of anubis comes back after break. starts after season 2. T because im paranoid.disclaimer- I Do NOT own House Of Anubis or any of the characters

Tori is taken to the world of the higher powers, so she can help them. There is one problem: her friends and family aren't here. Sequel to The Same Gift. Rated T.

Tori Vega's gotten a head start in breaking the rules, and a few hearts along the way. But one Beck Oliver is hot on her heels. And he's going to make sure she runs again. A Beck/Tori fic.

To prove herself as a true actress, Tori must have to trick everyone into believing she's pregnant. How will her friends treat her! Will Beck help Tori or stay loyal to Jade! How will Tori handle the pressure? Lots of romance and drama! BORI STORY! :D

Katniss and Peeta have survived the hunger games. Peeta loves Katniss, but Gale is also competing for her heart. And with a cruel aspiring mayor coming for them, they find out that there rebellion isn't the only problem. Will love blossom, or fade away.

Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!

The Hunger Games meets Victorious. Who will win? 24 go in. 1 comes out. Kind of an AU universe.

The last place she expected to be was in her room lying across her bed with her body tangled around the girl she was supposed to be enemies with.

Beck and Jade are dating, but he has liked Tori ever since he met her. Tori has a crush on Beck, but has to hide it so none of her friends find out! Will they end up together? Lots of romance and drama involved! This is a Bori story! Read and Review! :D

Tragedy strikes, a rising gang that Mr. Vega investigates ends up abducting Trina's family and friends, leaving her with a grisly message and an appetite for revenge. It's up to her to act and rescue them, but at what cost? The price is high for all.

Joy has gone missing, and the Anubis house residents start recieving strange messages from someone called...J?

After Rufus's death, someone forgotten rises to the surface. Their story untold, or so they thought. With a new mystery on the way, can Nina and Eddie face their differences and hold Sibuna together, or will it break apart? Peddie Jara Amfie Fabina

A post-Mockinjay, pre-epilogue one-shot. Peeniss. I don't own The Hunger Games, or, you know, I'd be cool. Xx

Jerome and Patricia. In Jerome's opinion, Perfection. But the new kid arrives, and it seems like Patricia forgot about him. Wrote it for Nadia! T to be safe. -SibunaFabina

An idea I got from the nick boards. Parody of all the Disney shows and what would happen if they did House of Anubis. NOT TO MAKE FUN OF HOA! Farm- girl Nina, Dumb as a brick Amber, Patricia strives to be popular!

Does the title not explain it all?

Kurt attempts to be a nice boyfriend, and sit through a chick-flick with Kitty. Only, he really, really hates the move they're watching. Kurtty!

A little twist on that one episode "Walk on the Wild Side". Kitty catches Kurt walking around downtown and, being in her Siren outfit, decides to have fun with our lovable blue elf. Yeah, it's fluffy.

Kurt gets a chance to prove his bravery. T for a tiny bit of language and for male ego overload. You know you want to read it. :

Kitty stumbles across Kurt and Evan and sees the cutest thing ever. Tons of fluff. R&R

As a troublemaker, Kurt had always found himself in some kind of mess. But this time he was definitely in over his head...

We all know the story of Percy Jackson, correct? But what you didn't know was his half-sister. The sister who betrayed him in the end for love. Yuna's Diary is the story in her perspective of what happened.

Kitty's power evolves. Everyone in the X-mansion thinks Kitty is dead. Kurtty. RnR

During a field trip to Germany, Kurt plays a prank on Kitty that involves pants, salad, and cheese! Enjoy!

Kurt is worried about why Kitty is spending so much time in the bathroom. All the girls know and are very sad around her now. When Kurt catches what she's doing will he be able to get her to stop? Sad beginning, fluffy end. Better than it sounds. R&R!