Matthew Corals, just a simple everyday home insurance representative, is sent to Beach City to look over some rather...strange files; all of which involve mass damage to the city; continuous damages repeated over a short time span; and to set up a small branch of the company with him as the sole employee. And with a name like Beach city, he's sure it will be pretty normal, right?

Post S2 of Rick & Morty. S1 of Steven Universe. Steven and Co encounter a strange man named Rick Sanchez, who has a secret and an agenda. Soon, Steven, the gems and Rick get swept up in a war for the earth against not only the Gem Homeworld but also a whole slew of new enemies that can come from anywhere and be anyone.

Various episodes of Steven Universe, told from the perspective of Garnet's emotions.

A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.

Sometimes fitting in is hard. Especially when you are basically your own mom. Steven wants to give public school a shot, but some kids are cruel. If only the students at school knew that Steven has a few very protective moms...they better tread carefully.

In a freak accident, the Crystal Gems obtain several new members: their Fusions! From Ruby and Sapphire, to Smoky, Sugilite, Opal, and even Alexandrite, they're all free and their own independent Gems. But in spite of their nature, these radically different personalities will need to work together and learn how to function not only as a team, but a family too.

Blue Zircon wakes up on death row. (there is a character tag for squash but there is STILL no character tag for blue zircon. this fandom is rich with dramatic irony.)

Diamonds are completely flawless beings...aren't they? It's easy to forget that in the end, they are gems too, only under much more pressure than anyone could possibly imagine. Pink Diamond came out almost perfect, but she had one glaring flaw that the Diamonds saw and one that she personally didn't like. *This work is also on AO3*

It's KO's first time helping open Gar's Bodega. Is KO up for the task and working that early in the morning? And is he able to handle the surprises?

Yellow Diamond struggles to make it to Toasters room before the biting cold of the winter kills her. An alternate ending to Toonfreak's Aliens With Trapper Hats 3: Short Stack!

Thousands of years before Steven Universe, at the dawn of human civilisation, Yellow and Blue Diamond came to earth, with the plan to create a fourth Gem Matriarch. But will Gem society be able to accept their most unusual leader, burdened with the abnormalities caused by being made on Earth?

Steven takes Connie on a trip to a place that has an important place in gem history.

Yellow Pearl doesn't really understand Blue Pearl and why she's so quiet and passive. But when they get locked into a strange room at the human zoo, they're going to have to rely on each other just to get out of there without being shattered! Sorry, this isn't a shipping story. Also a oneshot.

A little oneshot that takes place directly after "I am my mom" in which Connie is freaking out and Pearl is there to comfort her.

When all of the Crystal Gems are poofed except for one, Steven is left trying to keep things sane while the Beach house is attacked by hordes of monsters. And Ruby freaking out about being the only one left is not helping. If they have any hope of surviving until the others reform, they're going to have to work on surviving each other. This is not going to go well.

Steven gets Lapis plush of...a strange blue creature that he thinks she would like. While Lapis is grateful for the gift, both she and Peridot are puzzled of what it is.

In a strange metaphysical room, Opal, Sugilite, and Sardonyx are able to exist together, so Steven takes the opportunity to ask them some probing and personal questions. And now you, the reader, can also ask them whatever deeply personal questions you want! What will they reveal to you? Please read and review!

Steven struggles with his recent decisions. *WARNING* If you haven't seen Steven Bomb 6, spoilers ahead!

When Steven and the Crystal Gems are offered a free cruise, Steven is thrilled! What could be better than being trapped out at sea on a luxurious ship? But besides all the rich guests being snobs, something is very strange about the owner of the ship. Especially when he traps Steven and the Gems on his ship, saying that they can never leave!

Keroro gets an idea for the invasion of Pekopon from a children's tv show...again. This time his idea is to gain the ability to combine two individuals and form a new one. Will this blow up in his face? By his track record, most likely (Note: Various pairings inside)

The Great and Lovable Peridot is a gem of many talents; but even she can admit when she needs assistance. Surely, the Gems will be able to help Peridot summon her weapon. Or at least drive her insane.

Hello there! Do you want to play a game, a guessing game? Can you figure out whose mind I'm describing in each chapter? There's no telling what characters I'll use or what events I'm choosing! It could be from any movie, book, play, animation, or anything at all! The possibilities are huge! Rated T because there may be some darker situations later on. COMPLETED

Two Gems can fuse into one, but Pearl learns firsthand that a single Gem can also be split into two entities.

Follow The stories of One shots about one of the Omega Colony Gem's, Little Lappy as she learns and meets all kinds of news Gems. This Story is by Me and My Co-Arthur Feraligreater328. Also this is Canon and a Tie in to his Story, Connie and The B-Team. Be sure to Read it. You will Love it!(Also when anyone like to recommend to this TV Tropes? I am a huge Troper!)

Absol, who has no love for humans, gets caught by the one creature he deems unnecessary to be on the planet. Humans. That is, until he meets the loving and unconfident trainer April, who takes him on an adventure riddled with excitement and danger. Point of View: Absol.

After saving the Earth, Peridot is not quite sure what to make of her newest mission: befriending a surly, uncompromising blue gem. A series of short chapters focusing on the offscreen development of Lapis and Peridot's relationship. Could be interpreted as Lapidot or merely an unlikely friendship.

Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.

Greg meets Ruby and Sapphire for the first time ever as the two defused to another 'heated' argument. Their friend, mentor and leader of the crystal gems is about to make a decision that will change everything. And Ruby isn't having it. Set after 'story for steven' but before Rose turns into Steven/gets pregnant. RubyxSapphire Because there isn't enough for these two. One shot

Ruby and Sapphire have spent time fused, but they've yet to actually talk to each other. With Ruby getting in fights and Sapphire playing strategy, things come to a head.

(Warning: Spoilers) After cross-referencing their data sources, Steven's existence becomes apparent to the Diamond Authority. Blue Diamond specifically shows interest in Steven's existence. Things get even more interesting when Connie and her mom's medical resident get abducted from the hospital in Beach City.

Steven and the Crystal Gems head out on a special rescue mission to the human zoo. But it seems to be one of those days when things go from bad to worse. *WARNING* If you haven't seen Steven Bomb 5, there will be spoilers in here. Read at your own risk.

*Spoiler Warning: Based on an episode that has not officially aired. Read at your own risk* While on a trip, Steven and Greg learn an unconventional lesson about the world of animation.

What was Baby Steven's first word? Hint: It wasn't "Da-da."

"I'm a modern world gem. I was not born with powers, and I was made for the technological concerns of Homeworld. I don't need magic, as long as I have my tech... I had my tech and that was all I needed to survive. I had my tech but..." After a previous battle, Peridot feels insignificant as a member of the Crystal Gems.

Earth is in pain. His kingdom is in pain. Now, after countless years of sleep, the King of the Monsters has awoken. Can Rose Quartz, Garnet, and Pearl find a way to stop him, or will HomeWorld find a way to destroy him? Its nothing the King can't handle. But the question is; can the Crystal Gems survive against the King of the Monsters?

Remember when Peridot sent that distress call to Yellow Diamond? And how nobody answered it except the Crystal Gems? In this tale, one Gem does heed Peridot's call. However, she may not have been the best gem for the job. A lighthearted story, no significant plot changes. Rated T for language at most.

Lapis finally confronts Peridot after her tinkering gets too loud.

Just a short ficliet about the values and rules surrounding my favorite gems

Two rather odd new students show up at Connie's school. Connie's never met them before, except in a way she kind of has.

A 16 year old girl dying of cancer is given a choice. A choice that will change the very course of her life and the lives of a certain beach town we all know and love.

Steven visits the barn after the space incident with the Rubies, seeking solace. It's up to a certain green and a certain blue gem to bring him just that, though they do it in the most unconventional but wondrous way.

The fusion doesn't take long to realize she doesn't like to laugh. She loves to. Her chuckles burst out from her lips, growing from a nasal chuckle to gentle, rolling screeches of hysteria. That's Peridot. The way her eyes warm with the little smiles she gives out, like soft embers bursting into flame? That's Lapis. But what about the rest of her? What about Azurite?

After two years of preparation, planning and working up what little courage he has Steven Universe goes back to help Jasper the Corrupted Gem. However, every Corrupted Gem he's worked with has been full of surprises and the Corrupted Gem Jasper shrinking to the size of a tiny dog is no exception. Jasper is not pleased and becomes a bigger problem than anyone thought possible.

After stopping the Cluster, Peridot must face her next challenge: adjusting to life on her new planet and learning about humans that populate it. Knowing just how out of depth Peridot is, Steven enlists Connie's help in getting Peridot used to humans and acclimated to Beach City. Considering Peridot has no social skills whatsoever, this goes about as well as you'd expect ...

Child Protective Services has received a lot of distressing calls about a certain 'Steven Universe' and his interesting and dangerous family. And isn't Beach City that place where all the funky, weird things happen? A place where monsters run rampant and meteors destroy things every few months certainly isn't appropriate for children at all.

The time Garnet almost fell apart; and the time she didn't.

After thousands of years of development, Pink Diamond emerges from the ground. Her fellow Diamonds teach her everything she needs to know, before setting her off on her first colonization, the earth.

One week ago, Steven was born ... and Rose died. Greg tries his best to care for the newborn Steven despite his grief but, he feels his pain is nothing compared to how the Gems are feeling in Rose's absence. Garnet has defused, Pearl has disappeared, and Amethyst ... well, nobody seems to even want to SAY what Amethyst is doing. Can they learn to carry on in Rose's absence?

(Oneshot) Baseball ended up affecting homeworld more than the crystal gems would've thought. (takes place after "hit the diamond")

We're all aware of Steven's adorable ability to squirm his way into anyone's heart, no matter how cold and dank the being stands to be. So what happens when he's accidentally teleported to Homeworlds most feared authority, Thine Golden Diamond? AU against canon "Message Received"

AU set during and after Warp Tour. What if Steven wasn't followed by the gems but managed to make it to the galaxy warp? What if Peridot panicked and kidnapped him? What if Lapis and Peridot end up as guardians of a boy desparate to go home. However, you cannot argue with the Diamond Authority. He must walk the path from corruption into the light.

Garnet gets a surprise visit from a Homeworld Gem who's looked long and far for her master. And now that she's found her, nothing short of getting poofed is going to get her to leave!

AU: There was nothing more terrifying than a defective Gem, especially a defective Pearl. And no one was more scared of her than Blue Pearl, who was perfect. When Blue Diamond's army kidnapped Rose's Pearl for ransom, Blue Pearl is ordered to watch the defective Gem. The Pearl was dangerous, blunt, and everything Pearls weren't supposed to be. But maybe that wasn't a bad thing.

Peridot is convinced they saw Yellow Diamond looking for them near the barn. They could be right, but then again it could also be one of those strange human traditions they're yet to get used to. One-shot.

Peridot and Yellow Pearl never did get along.

Yellow Diamond learns of the dominant species on the new colony planet, and makes a decision.

If you're an ageless magical space gemstone, accidentally switching bodies with a human teenager can come as a huge shock. But thankfully, this excellent how-to guide has your back! With advice on such essential topics such as 'organic bodily functions', 'pain management' and 'social faux pas avoidance', this title is a must for anyone trying to navigate humanity!

He is old, tired, and just wants to sleep in peace. But there is always something that drags him from his slumber. And everyone knows you do not disturb the King of the Monsters. Now someone will learn that, the hard way.

Pearl is cleaning up after the events of Space Race, and meets a strange man on the beach

When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.

During what was supposed to be an innocent shopping trip Pearl sees and jewelry store with multiple jewelry with gemstones on them and instead of listening to Steven, Garnet and Amethyst she causes one heck of a scene

After the events of Rose Quartz giving birth, Ruby and Sapphire have trouble staying together.

If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.