Hey, humans. Thanks for checking out my account. I love writing and aspire to be an author someday. I have a second account on this site as well under the name "TheOttomanEmpire" that has a lot more of my stories. I am more dedicated to the other account, so don't be surprised if this is updated much slower than stories on that account. Anyway, time for some background info about me:

Favorite Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, the first Batman movie (The one where the Joker shoots himself through the face and falls into a vat of acid), All of Star Wars (Especially the older ones), All the Harry Potter movies, and The Raven.

Least Favorite Movies:The Lightning Theif and Avatar the Last Airbender. Both are simply horrible adaptations of good books and television.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series, Harry Potter Seires (Excluding the fourth book which swas kind of 'meh' to me), The Book Thief, The Warriors Series, and many, many, many others.

Least Favorite Books:Dracula (Bores me to no end).

Favorite Animes and Manga: Death Note, Black Butler, Hetalia, Soul Eater, No. 6, Nabari No Ou, xxxHolic, and many others that I can't remember the titles of.

Other Stuff:

I am a huge fan of a few different YouTube channels. I like watching playthroughs by Cry (ChaoticMonki), PewDiePie, RussMoney86, DamnNoHtml, Paint, ThatOneLunchTable (My friends from school. They did a Slender playthrough that was actually pretty funny. We plan to do more eventually, but that's it for now), and CinnamonToastKen. There may be a few that I missed, but who really gives a fuck? Anyway, I'll probably write about a few of these people, and I'm a bro, so look out for Pewds on my account. Whoot! Yayuh! Ehhhh, I'm bored now. . . Ehem! Anyway! Yeah.

I have the mouth of a sailor, and everyone within five miles of me knows it. If you don't like that, don't read my stories.

I am a fan of description, and I cannot stand incorrect grammar in any situation. I don't mean to offend anyone, but it's my biggest pet peeve, and I obsessively correct it when I see it. Sorry.

'Kay, that's all! I hope you had a fun time reading about my crap. Bye!