Over the course of their relationship, Draco notices (and likes) the changes his Harry goes through. (HP/DM. Established relationship. EWE. MalexMale slash. Smut. Mpreg. Chubby-hubby lovin' Draco. Inappropriate food use. Body-image issues. Rated M; mature language and content.) Complete.

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

It's time for a Halloween Dance at McKinley High, and Kurt has his eyes on a new teacher. How will Mr. Puckerman punish Kurt when he shows up to the dance as a naughty school girl? Rated M for tons of smut and language, do not read if you aren't looking for smut! Status may change to in-progress if you review and want more.

Watson's first story has been published in Beeton's Christmas Annual! Holmes is NOT HAPPY. Written for Watson's Woes monthly prompt: New Beginnings. One-Shot. Gen.

HPDM preslash. Spying on suspicious wizards in Animagus form is nothing new for Harry. How was he supposed to know that spying on the Malfoys would be different? COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco, whose own virginity is his source of private humiliation, is stunned to read that Harry Potter has just confessed to his own virginity. In public. Under Veritaserum. Eventually, he has to speak to Potter. COMPLETE.

We know Holmes can ride a bicycle, but when exactly did he learn? Mild slash.

[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

It's quite amazing what you can see in an alcove at a Gryffindor party. Slash. Drarry

When two best friends are too close, will sparks fly? Rated T for safety. BETHAN. ONESHOT.

HPDM slash. A Choice of Wings is Harry's matchmaking business for Veela who haven't found mates. And Draco Malfoy is his most difficult client. COMPLETE.

Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.

One-shot. Jakeward. Jacob is tired of hearing about this Bella girl. Edward's tired of the fights. Bella just wants to help. Bad Summary...sorry.

A series of unrelated Merthur one-shots.

HPDM slash. If it takes memory after memory for Draco to learn that his Dark Mark doesn't make him ugly, then that's what Harry will give him. COMPLETE.

HPDM, established relationship. Aradia Flammifer has shouldered the burden of being Draco Malfoy's personal organizer, but she has never enjoyed the job, until she sees something that changes her mind. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Running into each other at the Cafe Cobalt wasn't what either Harry or Draco had planned on, but they had to admit it might be the best thing that had happened to them in a long time. COMPLETE.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

HPDM, RWHG. Ron recognizes the signs of obsession because he used to obsess over Hermione. Therefore he takes it upon himself to get Harry and Malfoy together when Harry starts obsessing over Malfoy. Otherwise, he might never stop hearing about how ugly Malfoy's supposed girlfriends are. COMPLETE.

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Merlin's conversation with Arthur.

Hunter is NOT gay. So why can't Sebastian Smythe get it through his head that he doesn't like dick? Fortunately for Sebastian, he has exactly what Hunter wants and needs. He just needs to convince Hunter.

They were best friends… things like this weren't supposed to happen. Benny will do anything to keep their friendship the way it is. Even if it means he has to be hurting the whole time. For Ethan's sake, he'll do it. SLASH. Rated T for mentions of adult themes. TWOSHOT.

HPDM slash, established relationship. Harry comes home from a tiring day with an unsympathetic Auror partner, and complains to his supposedly sympathetic lover, who concocts a solution to get rid of the tiredness. COMPLETE.

Sam hates Freddie. Everyone knows that. But is there something lurking behind her hatred for him? Requested by TrampledRose. ONESHOT. Sam x Freddie. Rated K plus because it really doesn't deserve a T rating.

The title explains everything. This is my first attempt at a lemon. I did this to prove I could. Rated M. I own nothing at all!

HPDM preslash. Harry just noticed him one day, and half wondered why he hadn't before. But he knew the answer to that question if he really thought about it, so mostly he occupied himself with wonder. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Tortured, and then suddenly rescued by Harry Potter, Draco isn't about to trust easily. So Harry casts a spell to let Draco really see him. COMPLETE.

On the first of December, Kurt finds a small gift in his locker from someone claiming to be a secret admirer. The same thing happens the next day. And the next and the next. Puckurt Chrismukkah 2012. Season three AU without Klaine.

HPDM slash. How many life debts can one person owe? COMPLETE.

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

A 221B ficlet in which an email is received, John is confused, Sherlock is not and then things get ... well, this is rated M for a reason. This contains boy love of the Johnlock variety. If it isn't your thing please don't read.

Merthur Drabble

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have been together for some time before Draco learns about Harry being abused by the Dursleys. Now he wants to hurt the Dursleys, and he's definitely not above seducing permission out of Harry for it. COMPLETE.

Previously entitled Kiss This B****. A Gryffindor in the Slytherin showers? What on earth has happened here?

After being threatened and not trusted one too many times, Merlin cracks and leaves. Arthur slowly starts to realise that he may miss his ex-manservant more than he misses Gwen. SLASH. ONE-SHOT

Merlin's about to find out that it is the simplest encounters which can change our lives.

When Merlin messes up Arthur gets very drunk. And it turns out he's a flirty drunk. One shot Merthur smut.

Kurt decides to surprise Puck at work and gets himself a very rough playtime. Extremely smutty! Don't read if you're not looking for pure smut!

When a visiting Prince comes to Camelot and starts to eye up Merlin Arthur takes a great dislike to him and tries to win Merlin back before it's too late. Written for and dedicated to Canadian-23. Please R&R

Blaine really just wants to finish baking brownies for his Parent-Teacher Conferences. Sebastian happens to have other plans. Smut ensues.

This is the story of a young boy who makes a poor choice. Based on the movie 10 Things I Hate About You. Please enjoy!

Kurt and Puck play in the snow, followed by some dirty fun. Don't read if you aren't looking for a bit of fluff followed by a ton of smut!

Short, sweet merthur smut. Merlin ambushes Arthur in a castle corridor, and sex ensues...

It's all the twin's fault, Ron is completely innocent of all blame.

Merthur fluff :D

Kurt finds a journal in the choir room and it's not easy reading. Unfortunately it's also too late to rewrite any of it.

A short piece involving apples and Merthur. x3

Gwen and Morgana are fed up watching Arthur and Merlin continue to be just friends when they both know it's their destiny to be together. Gwen and Morgana decide it's high time Arthur and Merlin admitted their feelings. SLASH. Complete.

New Directions go to the movies and Puck has an outburst. Mentions Klaine and Brittana. Fluffy one-shot rated T for language.

Puck plays with his dirty little cheerleader. Will others join in? VERY smutty! Don't read if you don't want pure smut!

Kurt Hummel is spending a weekend home alone relaxing when Noah 'Puck' Puckerman knocks on his door. Puck spends more time blushing than either would ever have thought possible.

Sequel to Scorpius's Request. Now that he's had his daddy back for a while, Scorp's pretty pleased with his life. But he doesn't get to see Harry enough, which must change! Obviously, he and daddy need to become more than just friends.

Draco thinks it might have been fun to sneak around as uniformed schoolboys. Harry might just agree with him. drarry dm/hp

Harry Potter is taking Draco to dinner, where his surprise awaits. Can he pull this successfully and admit his feelings for Draco?

Another Boys vs. Girls competition comes along and the boys decide to meet up at Puck's. Kurt discovers some surprising things about his ex-bully.

For some reason Puck shows up to school wearing sunglasses and acting suspicious. Finn confronts his friend to find that the truth is even worse than he thought. It's lack of communication? They may have to tell people.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

drarry smut what happens when Draco sneaks in to Harry's room.

In which Gaius' Eyebrow of Disapproval starts to unnerve Merlin and Arthur acts like he has a mental afflictiton. MERTHUR. Sorry about the bad summary.

Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM

Child Merthur. :D

Harry and Draco are taking Scorpius to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, but Draco's a little nervous. Companion piece to Scorpius's Request. Can be read alone. A request for moneah! Drarry.

Kurt may be Puck's 'boy' now but no way were they together. Right?

Kurt's being a dirty little tease and Puck gets tired of it. Smutsmutsmut more towards the end.

"You didn't tell me you were Mormon, Kurt." "What...?" "You wear special underwear." Puck finds out Kurt is wearing women's underwear and can't think of anything else. Based off of a prompt from the Glee Kink Meme. Slightly AU.

Crack, only in that Draco is a total queen. He and Harry get into a fight and Harry accuses him of bleaching his hair. A fight and smut ensue, including Gryffindor-themed skirts and socks.

Ron thinks Blaise is up to something. Blaise is, but it's not at all what Ron expects. M for a reason!

Harry is crap at Potions. It might have something to do with not being able to tear his eyes away from Draco's hands. By accidentally mirroring everything Draco does he finally produces a perfect potion.

Kurt is caught doing something naughty after school and is forced into a position he didn't expect. VERY smutty. Gangbang, mainly Puck/Kurt but also other guys/Kurt.Slight noncon. Don't read if you're not looking for pure smut!

A young man called Merlin ends up going to Scotland with Arthur when the train doors accidentally close on him. Many things happen, including innuendos and explosions.

My little drabble which I am continuing as of now inspired by episode 6 of season 2. Rated for implied dirty acts. ;o Arthur/Merlin

Kurt decides to dress up and be a very naughty kitten for his and Puck's anniversary. Smutty, smutty smut. Don't read if you don't want pure smut with a hint of fluff.

Jack has come back the island of Tortuga. He has come for the wedding of Will and Elizabeth, but does he have something else in mind?

Puck is caught with his hand down Kurt's underwear for the second time, is still scared of Mr Hummel and remembers Leviticus 19:28 just in time.

Cinderella with a Harry/Draco twist. :

Merthur bondage smutty goodness. Fluffy ending. Read and review?

30 days of drabbles inspired by Harry Potter.

Walking into Merlin's room, Arthur didn't expect to find a small boy who had an uncanny resemblance to his manservant or that he'd have to look after said boy.

Modern AU, established relationship; Arthur leaves on a business trip, and Merlin takes it for granted. He won't ever do that again after what happens.

"And most of all, I'm scared that you wouldn't take me because what would a fabulous person like you do with a douche like me?" PucKurt one-shot

The title is nonsense, I hate summaries, blahblahblah. Anyway, it's three song drabbles for the Merthur ship- don't like, don't read.

Sequel to 'A Pendragon never begs' - Revenge is a dish best served cold and Arthur's cool planning is about to pay off. Malexmale slash. Don't like don't read.

Merlin confidently accepts a challenge to go without his magic for one week, but will he be able to hold out, or will Arthur win?

NC-17 Puckurt one shot. Puck won a bet and successfully got into Kurt's pants. A what should be a one thing became a lot more. Slash. Don't like it, don't read it.

naughty photoshoot, aggressive arthur, crackfic!Merlin and a genera ous helping of crack.

Arthur finds himself in an awkward position with the only way to end his suffering being to say three little words. Merthur PWP Slash - don't like don't read.

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you try anyway." - Atticus, To Kill a Mockingbird Merlin, Future AU. SLASH.

Puck and Kurt have been secretly dating for a while and everything is going well, except for one little thing. The problem? Kurt's a biter and the Glee club is convinced that those marks on Puck's chest mean Puck's in trouble. Oops. Puckurt. Explicit sex.

They're back for an "eighth" year and the world seems to finally be falling into place. Harry, however, has a new problem. He may find that Halloween has a knack for changing the course of his life.

AU. 14 year old Kurt doesn't like his 16 year old Finn Hudson as his stepbrother stealing time away from his dad. Finn is desperate for Kurt to like him, so if he uses Kurt's crush on his best friend Puck to his advantage, who could blame him?

Um..Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together. Please read the detailed A/N inside. Everything is 110% consensual. I understand if the warnings scare ya'll away, that being said I hope you give it a chance. NC-17 Puck/Kurt SLASH.

Will falls overboard and Jack dives in after him. The cold water brings them closer together than they would've thought! kind of slashy, innocent fun.

Puck doesn't have a social filter, Kurt is angry when he doesn't have coffee, and they found a Waffle House. Puck/Kurt

In which Merlin is an awkward and clumsy art student, and Arthur is his nude model. One-shot. SLASH!

HPDM slash, one sided HPGW, oneshot. Ginny knows that Harry wouldn't sneak around on her. It's only one of many things that Harry wouldn't do. COMPLETE.

ch3 After Harry gets caught snogging some girl on Valentnie's Day, Draco won't speak to him. Can Harry fix romance Draco started or will it end in ruin? ... D/H fluffy fluff; last part

AU, HPDM slash. Sequel to Building With Worn Out Tools. Harry and Draco have the perfect life. Or close enough to perfect for Draco to torture Ginny about it, at least. COMPLETE.

Merlins used to getting into trouble, but getting stuck underneath a table surrounded by knights and Arthur is something he wouldnt like to become a regular thing, especially whent the topic of conversation is about Merlin and Arthur's hidden love for him

Kurt is still groggy after a trip to the dentist, and is WAY too open with his father.

Puck happened upon a gay p*rn and suddenly wanting to try it. It just so happened there's Kurt. PWP. Don't read it if you don't dig it.

Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn

Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman. SLASH NC-17.

What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash

Puckurt/Purt ficlets for all those who adore the pairing as much as I do. Some are cute, some are sexy, some are just wtf. R&R!Rated M for 3rd chapter

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.

An intoxicated Harry stumbles, quite literally, into an equally intoxicated Draco in a deserted corridor. Contains parseltongue and kissing. dm/hp drarry slash

When Puck gets pranked by his teammates with viagra, who can he turn to push his horniness onto? Perhaps Kurt Hummel can help... Very raunchy fic, lots of lemon and almost a PWP. Puck/Kurt ftw. Finished. Sequel out: Been A While

"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish

Finn gets a surprise in the morning. Kurt/Puck.

Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! Puck/Kurt SLASH

Established PucKurt relationship. Puck wants something but Kurt is too busy with his English paper. PWP.

Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed. Puck/Kurt SLASH NC-17

A blind date isn't always what it seems. Puck/Kurt SLASH

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.

Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!

HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.

A lost phone changes Kurt's life forever. SLASH.

When Puck manhandles one of the football players for messing with his boyfriend, Kurt is forced to confess all the kinks he's been hiding.- Please read the detailed AN inside. SLASH

SongFic. Arthur just can't grasp how someone could simply let Merlin go. Merlin/Arthur

In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur. Merlin/Arthur.

Merlin can be clumsy at times, and really, what more can we expect than for the same to apply in situations leading up to the bedroom as well. And now it looks like Merlin's clumsiness is rubbing off on Arthur. Just not in the knockin into walls sorta way

After a run-in with another sorcerer trying to kill the Prince, Merlin refuses to sleep but instead plans to spend the night watching over his master. His thoughts have other dreambound plans.

Arthur gets jealous and resorts to locking Merlin in his chambers and not letting him talk to anyone else… SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review.

Arthur can tell that Merlin is nervous, because really, his manservant just isn't that good at hiding things, and there are so many signs. Apparently he's not so good at hiding things either though, but maybe that's ok. Sequel to Discovering the Truth.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

Of which Arthur tells Merlin what he thinks of him and his quality of work. Well, tries to anyway. M/A

In which Arthur tries and fails to act nonchalant, Merlin grins a lot and copious amounts of fluff take place.

They aren't doing anything wrong, they're simply protecting Arthur by making sure that this Merlin is worth it all. Honest. Merlin/Arthur.

Arthur walks into his chambers to find Merlin kneeling on he floor, shining his boots, and so others things he can be doing while kneeling are soon discussed. Not right away, of course. Merlin/Arthur

Arthur's not as much of an idiot as some of us seem to think he is. He's known that Merlin was a sorcerer since the beginning. This was his reaction to it. Preslash. Please be gentle. First time with this pairing. Review!

Song Meme, 10 little drabbles inspired by 10 random songs! SLASH Merthur drabbles. Please read and review!

Five times Puck learned something about Kurt and one time Kurt learned something about Puck. Puck/Kurt

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman acted like a lot of things but apparently his age was not on the list. In fact it seemed as of lately he had jumped in an imaginary time machine and gone back to the second grade. A Puck/Kurt 1-shot.

Finn and Puck are weirdly protective of Kurt. This was written as a fluffy sort-of sequel to my ficlet "The Trevor Project," but it can stand alone.

Merlin's old clothes are no good, so Arthur gets him some new ones. Merlin/Arthur

Merlin thinks there is a ghost in the castle. And he wants to catch it. In the middle of the night. Of course Arthur is going to get roped in; never mind the fact that he's pretty sure ghosts don't exist... One shot Arthur/Merlin fun

"They are called 'bubbles' Arthur," Merlin snarked. "I'm sure you have actually heard of them." / MerlinxArthur, slash. One shot.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

AU. In Camelot, servants are treated like animals by most men. Arthur is not most men. Arthur/Merlin, Morgana/Gwen

An new character joins the cast of Glee but Mark just can't cope with the time Chris spends with him.

Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP

Noah Puckerman had a big ego.

Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.

16 year old Kurt is too much of a temptation too new teacher, 20 something Noah Puckerman. Kurt flirts shamelessly, Puck wants to die for wanting a kid and it all ends in hot, steamy sex.

PWP- Anniversary Sex.

Puck feels his baby kick for the first time. / Mpreg! Don't like, don't read!

After watching this /watch?v AFOVSX01CRE&playnext from TL&videos g22mMxn2EGUyoutube video, this story came to me.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Merlin thinks he knows who Arthur's in love with, But Boy was he wrong. Slash.

It's unbearably hot. And yet, Merlin's mind is preoccupied with something else.

When Merlin gets a cold Arthur worries a bit too much. SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!

Burt sees some bruises after a hard day for Kurt. He jumps to conclusions. Noah flees. Puck/Kurt.

Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.

Kurt's being slushied, and gets help from an unexpected source.Puck\Kurt,fluff and wet shirts.

In which Merlin gets a haircut, and is angry about it. Merlin/Arthur

After all, it's the King his heart belongs to. The story of a very jealous king and a very indignant sorcerer. Slash.

This is a Merthur oneshot containing explicit content--don't like, don't read.

Finn walks out the showers and hears something, But what? Puck\Kurt.

Arthur and Merlin think they are hiding their relationship well, until Merlin gets hurt, will people notice? SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!

Spoilers up to 1x15 "Hell-O". The story behind one of Kurt's accessories.

Puck... Puck! What are you doing?" Puck/Kurt Slash...

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.

...the Crown Prince of Camelot Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His Man-Servant. Summary: In which Gaius and Morgana get an eyeful, The Great Dragon is amused and Uther doesn’t behead anybody. Arthur/Merlin

Puck makes a mistake when pulling someone in and having a closet make-out. SLASH. Multi-chapter!

Arthur smiled lazily at the back of Merlin’s head who was clearly still slumbering soundly... ArthurxMerlin slash.

They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.

In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.

Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.

HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.

Takes place during season 2, episode 10, 'SWEET DREAMS'. What would have happened if Gwen was not the person to break Arthur's enchantment with her kiss. Who else could it possibly be? Rated M for the last chapter

Something is wrong with his son and Burt is going to find out what. Established Kurt/Puck relationship.

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

After docking at a seemingly worthless port, Will finds out about some of Jack's past and the only woman he ever loved. Jack/Will, Jack/?

Jack's relaxing bath time. Poor Will sees more than he really should. Just a bit of fun, nothing really slashy.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

-Go after what you want, my dear William.- Inspired by Jack's compass. A healthy PWP! Jack/Will. One-shot

What happens when Puck's precious car breaks down in the middle of nowhere? Purt, Puck/Kurt, slash-fic, one-shot.

I have really enjoyed everyone's stories since discovering this site so I decided to write one of my own. It's a one shot written before the fall final so there are no spoilers. You're welcome to comment.

Puck does some research, and ends up learning more than he bargined for... plot bunny from 'Chicks don't get prostates - I looked it up' - Puck, ep1 Enjoy!

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry is worried about Draco, who seems to be suffering from a sort of general malaise. The cure may be simpler than he thinks. COMPLETE.

Title pretty much sums it up. They never had a grand coming out of the closet party- just some subtle hints here and there.

When the holidays hit Camelot, Arthur locks himself in his room for a whole week. Upset, Merlin tries to persuade Arthur to open his chamber doors. Will Merlin succeed or will Arthur spend the entire winter in hibernation?

After Puck and Kurt are cornered by the school newspaper mostly by Jacob Israel as to what's going on between them, Puck leaves it up to Kurt to answer for both of them. What he says might just shock you....or it might not. Title is explained inside.

The many voices of Kurt Hummel, appreciated by Noah Puckerman. A drabble.

The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.

Kurt makes a fool of himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better. Kurt/Puck mild-ish slash. Pre-Ballad. I've decided this will stay a oneshot for now; really sorry to people who were expecting otherwise!

Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM

What started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!

Kurt has a kink, Puck thinks. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Drabble; 100 words despite what FF says.

Inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture Show - It's Halloween night and Puck didn't really expect to be spending it watching Tim Curry in drag but it ends in sexy results! - Puck/Kurt - Oneshot

Kurt looked at the image, confused he quirked an eyebrow at Noah. “You’re joking...” - Puck/Kurt pre-slash Oneshot - Follow up to "Puck"

They’ve made out several times at Puck’s house, and Kurt has noticed pictures of Puck and Puck’s sister and Puck’s mom, but never Puck’s dad. Kurt/Puck.

Puck and Kurt stumble across something that they really wish they hadn't - Puck/Kurt Slash - oneshot

Puck serenades Kurt instead of Rachel. - Slash Puck/Kurt - Oneshot - Slight spoiler for Mash-Ups

It's my name, what else does it mean?" - Puck/Kurt pre-slash, Oneshot

“If Sue catches us mingling, we’re cooked. She told me if I even talked to one of Mr. Schue’s kids that she would shave my head. And I just can’t rock that look.” - Slash Puck/Kurt - Spoilers for Throwdown!

Kurt is having the worst mornings and Puck isn't helping...or is he? SLASH PUCK/KURT Offensive Language, Suggestive Themes, Slight Spoilers, Angst Warning. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!

HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

Kurt and Puck fight whenever and about whatever they can. Will has had enough of their distraction. But when they are left in the theater alone, what will happen?// PuckxKurt slash. fluff. oneshot.

Merlin won't kiss Arthur, and he won't explain why. WARNING: Merlin/Arthur Slash. Magical Reveal

Captain Jack Sparrow had always seen Will as somewhat of a possession of his. And Jack Sparrow doesn't like to share his possessions.

Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

Or Daddy's Boyfriend. Tryan. Like the titles suggest. Something regarding Feb 14 and one of them being a father.

HPDM oneshot. After Harry and Draco confiscate a tapestry as part of an Auror investigation, Harry starts to notice that something is not quite right with Draco. Very fluffy. Complete.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Tom misses Doug, and Doug misses Tom just the same. So what else could a late night phone call lead to other than some naughty talk and actions? Tom/Doug m/m, slash, language, dildo, phone!sex

Troy is doing so well in his dance lessons, that Ryan decides he needs a reward. And what a reward it turns out to be. Tryan YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

Why damon walked away at the end of the fourth book. damon/stefan incest slight angst. Rated M for later chapters that I will add if you want me too

When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.

Harry wakes up at the Burrow with cat ears and a tail on his birthday. Enhanced senses, and crazy thoughts about a certain blondhaired Slytherin ensue. I am re-editing and adding to this story! So let me know what you think.

Batman was always denying himself. He had settled on Bruce having a life and Batman being Gotham’s protector. But not tonight. Batman was going to go against everything for this one moment, this one chance… With the Joker. BatmanxJoker

Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.

HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE

After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.

Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Edward comes home to a special...surprise. a jacob and edward lemon. yaoi

Jacob and Edward. lemon. yaoi. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. When the Slytherin Quidditch players have one accident too many, the Ministry sends Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts to investigate. Harry thinks he can investigate just fine on his own, thank you. Well, maybe Draco's glasses can help.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.

HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.

DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Ginny said it was just one of those rough patches all couples went through. But Harry knew its source was Draco being stupid. It was time for that to stop. COMPLETE

A list compiled by Will in which he describes how he annoys and embarrasses Jack Sparrow. Kind of fluffy, mentions of slash and whatnot. JackWill

HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.

HPDM slash, ficlet. Draco is convinced that Harry has someone else, and he's finally worked up the courage to do something about it. But he never expected what he saw when he opened that door...

Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.

A certain blacksmith is rather innocent....or is he? Sequel to The Confession humor

A certain pirate has the seven deadly sins to confess....well, most of them. Humorous, naughty....

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

Valentine's Day rolls around at Hogwarts and Draco gets a gift from a secret admirer! When he goes to meet them, he ends up with alot more than he'd bargained for. HPDM

Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.

Harry and Draco have an interesting new class, and end up having to work together on a... strange project. slash, eventual HarryDraco

Draco loses a bet to Harry and has to wear an interesting costume for the Halloween Ball. Slash HarryDraco

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Voldemort has a new plan to get rid of the "Potter-boy Problem". A reluctant Draco Malfoy is ordered to carry it out, but things don't go as planned. He isn't as obedient as the Dark Lord would like and loses control at a crucial time. Whoops! HD, mpreg

Like all pirates, Captain Jack Sparrow, is unpredictable. Jack/Will

Harry takes Polyjuice potion to help a desperate Hermione get Ron to notice her. Draco takes Polyjuice potion to sneak into the Gryffindor common room. What will happen when the two meet in disguise? HarryDraco slash, RonHermione included.