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Joined 03-14-12, id: 3818690, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Hiya!

I'm Natalie and I love Homestuck, cosplaying, music, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and art. I'm pro-choice, all for LGBTQ rights, and love nature.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ho...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking ho.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone else is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religion does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a ho myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

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Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 222 - Words: 158,096 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Pursued by xxBrittMintxx reviews
Megami Sohma thought she had freed herself and her family from Akito once she pulled the trigger, but then the Sohmas cursed by the animals of the Zodiac are once again transforming and they know they are not free from the God. Sequel to Forbidden.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
Butterflies Suck by MadHope reviews
Rukia's brother assigns her a bodyguard after a little 'incident', and she pissed. And of course, it's none other than the idiot Ichigo Kurosaki.But is he more than he seems, and it may turn out she needs his help after all.AU lots of cussing and pervy!;
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Plan by Aquamarinalea reviews
Feferi, tired of the way her moirallegiance is headed, decides to take matters into her own hands and tell Eridan how she really feels.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
The Soul Society Tales by Satan Abraham reviews
Random Bleach oneshots. Rated T because the majority of them will be.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Forced Confessions by secretsandseekers reviews
What if all the Taichos and Fukataichos received a letter from their secret admirers. Will all hell break loose? Who are these secret admirers? What does Toshiro have to say about that?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
I'll Love You 'Till Death, And Even After That by Girls In White Dresses reviews
Souls never remember their past life. Usually. The memories are all erased. Usually. What the heart feels and what it holds on to, no matter how faint, will shine through. Always.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
The Rebels by Tr1pl3 V0cal01ds reviews
Len is the smartest and youngest son of the royal family, which has earned him the inheritance of the throne. But, he doesn't care. Although his parents are unaware of it, Len has a reputation for seducing beautiful women. It's like a game to him. Now, he's set on a new target; his family's musician, Rin. However, she won't be so easily swayed. Maybe that's why he fell for her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
100 Petals on the Wind by Flower in the River reviews
100 themes for Byakuya and Hisana. 59: He should give up on her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
His Obvious Infatuation, Her Subliminal Obsession by MolotovsandAngst reviews
This is an AU UlquiHime fic. Orihime and Ulquiorra as college students, and the evolution of two very opposite people coming together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
100 Memories Under Invisible Stars by katlove78 reviews
From the sight of the green eyes and flare of orange hair began something unexpected. A collection of 100 memories, 100 stories, 100 thoughts within two minds that were so vastly different, love seemed as distant as invisible stars. ULQUIHIME. 100 word drabbles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Rich Men Wars by katerosario reviews
Being a great P.A. wasn't what made Matsumoto Rangiku popular with rich men. No, it was far more than that. And she had no idea how she came to attract five insanely hot billionares. MatsumotoCentric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - R. Matsumoto
Regulations by Who really cares about my name reviews
We of the Gotei 13 hereby issue the following guidelines to any new recruit, unseated officer, or insolent ryoka who wishes to keep all their limbs attached.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012
Ways to piss off the espada by misuto58 reviews
all in the title! XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Espada
Dang, This is Fun! by LilMissCellist reviews
Me, my friend, and my little bro all get sucked into Bleach. Why? I don't know. I was bored. But I do know one thing: Dang, this is fun! Rated T for language. Ya, I know, crappy summary. Just read it before Grimmjow goes all crazy on ya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011
To Be A Kuchiki by gelatinefeels reviews
Some guidelines on being a Kuchiki. I don't own Bleach...Kubo-sensei does
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Busking by tii-chan17 reviews
-AU- Gin and Rangiku are teenage orphans run away from the care home. By posing as adults, they manage to find an apartment to stay in, but in order to get enough money to stay, they need to busk on the streets. Song fic, read and review please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Dream reviews
Sometimes reality is better than a dream.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete