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Joined 07-04-15, id: 6905191, Profile Updated: 07-04-15

Basically i'm a random person who happens to be very good at English and enjoys blowing people's minds with a bloody good story :) If you don't like me fair enough because truth be told i can be a bitch but if you don't like my stories then all i'll say is... WTF why???

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Jasper's Savior by pikachumomma reviews
Jasper knew that Alice wasn't his mate, she didn't soothe the burn of his soul. So he sets out to find the balm to his soul. HP/JW slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Who Gets to kill Bellatrix? by LordGranger reviews
A little humorous one shot where Hermione suddenly starts complaining to the author when Molly gets to kill Bellatrix. One thing follows another and everything suddenly goes downhill. Harry/Hermione. Little bashing of other pairings (but not the characters). ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stunning Secret of Sybill Trelawney by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape gives Hermione something to think about concerning Professor Trelawney.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Character Development by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione asks for Snape's help in choosing a name for her character in a developing romance novel. Short drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Did Hermione Win? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape and Hermione carry on a rather strange conversation witnessed by Harry and Ron who can't tell what the heck is going on. Can you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We are never ever getting back together by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Not really Hermione and Ron but i've placed it there as there is no other coupling and there is flashbacks. Hermione is tired of constantly breaking up with Ron and that he doensn't listen to her when she says no, so she decides to sing it to him read to find out what happened. Rated t for a few swears, but nothing else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Snape's Gift by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape FINALLY does something nice for Sybill Trelawney . . . or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Severus S., Sybill T. - Complete
Lemons at Hogwarts by Ms-Figg reviews
Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Laid Plans Or How Snape got what he deserved by Suzie74 reviews
The Dark Lord is no more...Severus decides it's time for Harry to pay for all the things he did... but his scheme doesn't quite go to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Labyrinth by Ms-Figg reviews
Voldemort has captured Snape and Hermione. But why just kill them when they could provide him with minutes or maybe a few hours of entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2011
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
An Interlude in an Alley by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Evil Is Born Within Us by Tiro reviews
Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 610 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf by Cloudless Dreamer reviews
Alice has a vision, that results in her leaving the family. Utterly destroyed, Jasper gives up - but where one story ends another is just beginning. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Luna L., Jasper]
I've Just Seen A Face by cathedral carver reviews
Falling, yes I am falling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Linguistics by Ms-Figg reviews
Just a short scenaro that popped into my head. Dark humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cruel and Rather Unusual Punishment by pstibbons reviews
In the post-Potter world, Voldemort considers why Luna Lovegood is his favourite Death Eater. He would never have been able to torture the Malfoys or Weasleys as effectively she did. Ron and Ginny get what they always wanted - and bashed. Past HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
What the Maze Made by freudian fuckup reviews
You didn't see it coming. It came out of the maze, and that's where it had to stay. It couldn't survive in the real world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amnesty by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
Oneshot! The war is over, or is it? How long does it reallt take for the rage filled blood of war to calm? Harry Potter decides while the Dark Lord stands trial for his crimes. light HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 1,567 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 944 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by pipenerd reviews
The Death Eaters are betting Harry won't pass the Lord Voldemort's test... HP/LV. Implied slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,434 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Winners & Losers by pipenerd reviews
We’re good and we’re evil, which one will I be today? A songfic based on Social Distortion's song of the same name and inspired by Gabzies' image "Belongs to the Dark Lord". Crackfic. Slash: HP/LV. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'll Never Say 'I Love You' by Mizu Kai reviews
OneShot AU. Brittany Riddle was Tom's Daughter, and confesses to him after he died all her pain and secrets, she reveals she loves someone she should not. Draco Malfoy, who also reveals a part of himself. Enjoy, & R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 647 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Obligatory Suicidal Harry OneShot by Aduro reviews
AU, 6th year, like the title says. It's too much for the boyhero. Luckily he's got an archnemises who not only looks like an angel, but will play the part of one as well, just without the toga and with more snark. Not slash, rated for suicidal themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bonds of the Heart by Batsutousai reviews
CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things. –Postwar, ignores HBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/5/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
My Story by Pickled Lemons reviews
She put her drink down, and her eyes fastened on his. ‘Now that I’m done, why don’t you tell me you’re story?’ She isn't the scared teenage girl anymore, just a sexy woman and Draco wants her for many reasons. Rated M, smut, danger, and a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dreamin' by BeaumontRulz reviews
So, she was now in her bed, having just woken up from the same dream. Except this time the dream had progressed onto Hermione removing... HHr oneshot! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Lip Locking 101 by Satashi reviews
Hermione teaches Harry how to kiss. Need I say more? Pg13 for light touching and intament moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete