Bio? Well, you asked for it. I was born many years ago (21, to be exact) on an air force base outside of Cambridge, England. I traveled the world with my parents and two younger siblings. In fear of really screwing up our lives, my dad put in for a permanent stationing here in the states, where I lived out the remainder of my primary school education in the boondocks of the least known about state of Delaware (Dela-where?). Not wanting to become permanently enbondaged in this wretched penninsula, I set my college sights to a much better and brighter place in the country. A place with opportunity at every turn, where exploring and finding out who you truly are is what it's all about. In case you haven't figured it out yet, I moved from the Delaware boonies to central Pennsylvania backwater hickville.
Yep, that's right, State College! Home of the crappy football team that is the Nittany Lions (Scott, you SAID you'd do better!) and 100-year-old buliding worshipers and freshmen tour groups being dragged helplessly by their parents and led by a group called the "Lion Ambassadors" who don't really know what they're talking about.
You should go to school here, it's really fun to walk around campus with a bunch of your art buddies making fun of above-mentioned tour groups, in front of said tour groups, with the parents shaking their heads in fury and their kids snikkering behind them.
Wait a minute, why aren't you reading my story?!