The X-Com Troops deal with the actions of the Sectoids to save the Asgard Species from extinction while the Daleks invade the Stargate Universe against both sides!

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.

AU/DS9/TNG/SGC: The war with the Dominion takes a turn for the worse. The sudden cry for help from the Q Continuum diverts the Federation's attention to investigate a mystery buried deep into Earth's past: a secret so dangerous that it divides the Earth in two and reshapes the galaxy.

Naruto was fostered by Orochimaru on the fifth day of his birth. Orochimaru started to experiment on him at a young age. What happens when Naruto gets older and bloodlines start to appear. Naru/harem

When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal with the devil-himself, of course-in order to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making. Enter the poor human hero.

Equestria has long been known as the land of ponies. However, the name of Equestria is misleading. For far too long, a certain element has been missing from the world. And now, that element has been brought back. But for better or for worse?

The Cylons are preparing to attack the Colonies, and they are determined to end all human existence once and for all. But the Cylons don't know the Terrans have learned about their attack, and they will not stay idle and let the Cylons commit such atrocity, not if they can help it. This is a spin-off from the other story I'm writing, splitting around the half of the second book.

There is a mysterious race on the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy. But who are they and what do they want? Rewritten from the original Golden Dawn. Will keep reworking the story as I go along.

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...

Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.

Returning from Orilla the Odyssey engages in a fierce battle with the Ori the outcome of which catapults the ship and her crew into a different universe full of dangers beyond anything encountered by the SGC before.

A fateful meeting between two people can change so much. Naruto knows this after meeting a spirit who had been sealed away for centuries. Now attending Kuoh Academy, his eyes are opened to a world full of Devils, Fallen Angels, and other supernatural beings. Watch as he fights with a power never used by a Devil before. NarutoXHarem.

Naruto gets adopted by Kakashi and Kurenai. Naruto is forced to marry Temari and comply w/ CRA. NarutoXHarem. Strong Naruto, Smart Naruto. Byakugan, Sharingans, Rinnegan, and Namigan (Trademark) (Wood, Ice, Lava, Boil, Storm, Dust, Blaze realeases) Will learn Nin, Gen, Tai, Ken, Kin, Sen, Fuin, Space-Time, Shuriken, Bo, Bukijustsu. Not Godlike will get beat up sometimes.

Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty this time but has four guys waiting, claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets and Naruto also has one of his own. Naruto is really a girl in disguise! And what about her mother?

After losing the war against Madara our heroes wake up 10,000 years later in the Star Wars Old Republic period. An AU set after chapter 661 of the manga. All chapters are retooled to improve dialog readability as of 4/11/14. (On Hiatus).

A longer version of Naruto's best Christmas gift. This will be mult chapter and will have some other stuff. It is NarutoxKurenaixharem but not till later. Rated T for me being paranoid. Used to be called Naruto's best gift.

Ben had gone missing for a year now and is assumed dead. A mysterious alien race attacks an off-world colony belonging to Weyland Industries, they injure one of the aliens and it starts to transform into a human, only to find out this alien was their beloved hero, now they don't know if he's still the same Ben Tennyson.

Suddenly, I wanted to laugh. "Uchiha Itachi" was asking me how I knew "Uzumaki Naruto". The situation was so freaking ridiculous that I almost burst out laughing if it wasn't for the fact that I wanted to burst into tears instead. OC, somewhat self-insert

Honor's subjective. So is humanity.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

When the Alterans decide to change history for the better, Torchwood Three learns about the American Stargate Program!

What really happened to Revan after she left for the Unknown Regions? Is there a bigger threat than the Emperor lurking on the backwater planet of Thedas? The author's take on things. Rated M for violence and suggestive themes.

The Invasion has come and gone, great ninja's and family members has been lost and passed away. no doubt though that the Leaf village can recover as we follow and continue our story with the Uzumaki family! As Dark red clouds are slowly approaching them with thousands of chirping birds as well. Can they stand against this new threat? Rated M to be safe!

Q junior's first foray into playing with humanity. So; he decides to throw in a couple of supposedly dead Xmen ; fleeing Colonials ; vengeful cylons and also adds the United Planets of the Federation to the potentially explosive mix !

Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc

Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC

The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Summary: The truth behind Minato's heritage is told and how will it affect his son and his journey to become a Shinobi of Konoha and the rebirth of one of the greatest clans Naru/Hina/Harem SasuSaku bashing Lemon-Warning

While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto

AU. After training the three Orphans from Rain to defend themselves adequately, Jiraiya returns home, confident that they will change the future of the world. Poor Jiraiya has no idea how true that will be, because the Ame Trio doesn't want to part ways. What changes will be brought about when Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan become Shinobi of the Leaf...? Generally canon pairings.

This is the first of a Series of short stories, which follow Trazyn the Infinite and his small army of lychguard in several adventures as they attempt to find their way back to their own universe(and acquire a few relics on the way!) Enjoy! Please review and include any ideas for what universe the next episode should be set in, this is for you, so please give your thoughts! Thanks!

Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.

He didn't know where he was. But he had faith that He had sent him there for a reason.

Barrigan didn't die like everyone thought. He survived through his crown and fell into the Elemental Countries before being found by the Shodaime Hokage only to be sealed away out of fear. Many years later, Naruto finds the crown in the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, and put its on...with interesting results.

The Raikage is preparing his village's defenses in the only way he knows how, gaining more power! He's already obtained 2 bijuu, does Kumo really need anything more? Why yes! How about a Hyuuga to start with... and this time, they actually get her... (Long developmental build up, world building, and Chuunin Exams are here!)

Time for Book 5 of my Space Above and Beyond/nBSG crossover. I don't own anything related to either show I'm just having fun. Like others this has had a break but I plan to finish

After the end of the Great War Humanity thought they were done fighting. They were wrong. When a operation to find two UNSC distress signals is launched, a galaxy suddenly becomes entangled in a war they never wanted to fight, be in, or witness: the dramatic power play that was the Clone Wars. Amidst the conflict, one Spartan's legacy and story will begin in a galaxy far, far away.

Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.

What if Kushina was the great granddaughter of Mito Uzumaki and thus, Hashirama Senju? What would Naruto's life be like as a direct descendant of the first Hokage? And he inherited more than just the "Will of Fire" from Hashirama? With the blood of The Shodai flowing in his veins, How will Naruto's journey change? Let's find out.

This is my first try so well you know. Someone is after Naruto and the Kyuubi but this seems to be wrapped around something more. Friends and foes are forced to team-up, old paths cross and memories come back, two ancient worlds begin to collide. Yea, NOW I start to do it right.: uubi. No harem!

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

A/U for both wing commander and mass effect: The timelines of Mass Effect and Wing Commander are changed forever when the Kilrathi make a startling discovery at the edge of their empire. This story will contain a number of well known characters from both games. Starts in the middle of ME2 and will continue on through ME3.

After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?

Years ago during the Dragon Civil War, a man named Naruto Uzumaki was feared by both dragons and humans, one day however he disappeared only to reappear four hundred years into the future, at the verge of death Porlyusica finds him and decides to take him home. Years later the blonde is a lazy mercenary who does jobs like finding lost cats – to saving the world!

Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.

What if the witch-boy dies and the minions are extinct. Enter Ren a rejected 19 year old boy who was never accepted by his parents. Now he is the new overlord and everything changers. M for sex and major game changes. inspired by Overlord Ranma. Harem. reviews please

Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG

An idea I had after reading another crossover (Herald of the Void). My first story so I hope you enjoy. What would it be like if Louise summoned a Queen as a familiar instead of a skinny kid? rated M for future content. cant have a few chestbursters without an M rating.

It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Massive multiverse crossover between Harry Potter/Buffy/Stargate/Star Trek Enterprise/X-Men/Fantastic Four/Iron Man/Highlander/Justice League/Underworld/Star Wars and More in that order. Harry Potter is the main character. Full summary inside. Non-Traditional-Harem, Builds up to Awesome Power Harry. 1 Million Words. 150 Smut Scenes (Very Sensual Story).

Title says it all really, doesn't it?

Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.

Normally, I don't care about other people, but...there's something about that woman that makes it impossible for me to NOT think about her. Or her body. Geez, Kaa-chan always did warn me in her scrolls that Slayers don't exactly find mates like other people usually do...HEY! DON'T DIS THE TAIL, YOU SON OF A-! Rated M Strong!Foul-Mouthed!Foul-Tempered!Naruto NaruXAnko

How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?

ATTENTION, IMPORTANT A/n at the end of chapter 9. Sent to a new world by Obito's Kamui, Naruto will embark in a new adventure meeting new faces, making new friends and enemies alike but little did he know, a past that he wanted to completely forget will come back to haunt him. Starts after the death of Namekian Elder, Guru. Saiyan Naruto, Naruto/?

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?

After losing his arms and being banished, Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi to regain his arms which leads to an amazing discovery about his Uzumaki blood's history. Now bearing two amber gems on his arms, Naruto becomes the newest member of the Crystal Gems. T for violence, language, and certain situations. NarutoXPearl

A timeline branches wildly away from its proper alignment. Many things change, and yet others stay exactly the same. A thousand years into the divergence, ten-year-old Hinata befriends Naruto. Complete.

Keladry of Mindelan is to be sent home after her first year is completed. Fortunately, someone has left behind something that could be both helpful and detrimental to her. Helpful if she isn't caught and detrimental if she is. Join Kel on her mission to learn more about the mysterious man that left her some secrets and find out what she does with them. My First FanFiction ever.

A young girl is saved from being raped and her hero is beaten nearly to death for his actions. Will she ever see her savior again? Rated M for blood violence, language, sexual themes

naruto returns home after a year of training with the pervy sage on his 16th birthday party to discover he no longer loves sakura but actually has fallen for hinata!

Post-TPM. Rejected by the Jedi Order and sent back to Tatooine, Anakin finds himself under the protective wing of a warrior from another dimension, one who was also a Child of Prophecy like himself. Now under the combined tutelage of this warrior and the Force-spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin sets out to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One...

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

Naruto travels to a new land in search of something. Chained to his past and scarred by war, Naruto is not the same as before. Gone is the innocence but not the resolution. Naruto finds his home, in war. Analysis fic.

Naruto finds himself in the High school DXD universe. Here he is alone, no one speaks his language, how is he to go on? He's Naruto that's how, he will find a way, he will make friends, he will fight for his friends, and one way or another he will get home. Wait how come she's looking at me like she can understand me? This should get interesting.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

A US Ranger team finds themselves trapped in a GLA stronghold after destroying their target. A lucky green portal saves them from being roasted by the GLA after being discovered but transports them to a world of a messed-up fairy tale where magic exists. See how soldiers trained by a free-world nation cope against tyrannical rulers and fight for the freedom of the oppressed.

All I did was follow orders. And what do I get in return for following my orders? Banishment. Exiled from my home. My career, finished. My dream, crushed. My life, could be better. But here I am now. Free of any burden in Konoha. The council want me to return home now. Truth is, Konoha's no longer my home, Vale is. And I'm not leaving without a fight. Rated T for mild language.

The Laughing God has one last card to play before Rhana Dandra.

[COMPLETE] Thirty year old Aiden - the husband, the father of two - is finding himself in a situation that every guy would laugh his ass off if he found someone else in it. Too bad he's the guy in it. Self insert, gender bender! M for language, suggestive situations.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

Continuation of The Commandos of Mass Effect. War is upon the galaxy. Can Mandalorian intervention help stop galactic annihilation or are they doomed to join them?

FemNaruto. If she had been able to beat Sasuke, then maybe she wouldn't have to pay the price of losing. Now, she's found herself in a new and unfamiliar place where the only way back home was to become a hunter. Of course, she didn't expect a certain group of boys to make her have doubts about going home. On Hiatus.

Sakura is the daughter of the Mizuikage and she is kidnapped by sound ninja because they need an edge in the up coming war and they can't join the alliance. So they're trying to force the Mizuikage's cooperation by kidnapping Sakura. They give her a sleeping poison but she wakes up and escapes. She is seriously injured and in need of help when she is found by ANBU from the Leaf.

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.

This is an AU cross-over from Harry Potter with Stargate SG1. Harry meets Seth/Setesh, Harry wins. This is Harry's story of what he would do after assimilating the knowledge of Setesh and Voldemort. I take plenty of AU liberties with canon so don't complain about what the tech or science does or does not do. Pairings: Harry/Hermione.

This is an AU cross-over from Harry Potter with Stargate SG1. This story starts near the end of the final battle at Hogwarts and the vanquishing of Voldemort-HP is all AU from there. Stargate Atlantis never happens, HP preempts it. Other SG1 events happen per canon unless HP and company preempt it. Pairings: Harry/Ginny/Hermione. M for safety.

What happens when ships from the Terran Federation of the Starship troopers universe ends up in the Stargate universe? i have no idea but i'm trying to find out. Currently looking for co authors. Chapter 13 re-done.

AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?

After running from yet another mob, a half-demon fox Naruto found 3 little foxes. With them, he is going to become the greatest tamer ninja ever! Naruto/Renamon/BlackRenamon/Vulpamon love story. Story better then summary.

Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU

Summary: When Buffy jumped into the portal to spare Dawn, she had no idea what wonders she was about to step into, or that she'd take Dawn along for the ride. A/U story set in Star Wars Universe. Takes place after BTVS Season 5 - Season Finale (The Gift)

They say small changes can make all the difference, so what if the Wave mission didn't end as it was supposed to? How much could that small alteration change the outcome of Naruto's legend? The results would surprise even the wisest. Stronger/Smarter Naruto. NarufemHaku. Shōton Naruto. Good Sasuke. Enjoy! M for language and possible lemons. Will be epic-length.

When her Viper explodes, Kara Thrace finds herself recruited to a Corps that can lead to Earth and its special protectors. Crossover with DC Comics.

Desc Cliche, Desc cliche, Desc cliche, lets get down to business! Naruto gets the ultimate form of the rinnegan, becomes a badass, and gets a bunch of women on his arms! chaos ensues of course! Probably UzuIncest, harem, super powerful ass kicking Naruto, forgive me for any mistakes in my story! just got revamped so don't kill me, FLAMES ARE USED TO FEED MY MARSHMALLOW ADDICTION!

After being sent to Equestria, even when he isn't a brony at first, Blitz meets the mane six and soon makes the group the mane seven by befriending them. Now with himself added to the mix, it's about to get way more interesting. Especially with just what Blitz is. So what adventures are there to be had?

What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

Naruto thought nothing was worse that going back to school. That was until he found himself engaged to an alien princess. Now he has to deal with the Akatsuki who some how have a foot hold in this world. But peolple from outer space! At least he has the Pervy Sage. "Stop writing about me you pervert!" "I can't help it kid you're life is gold!" "Lala why are you naked...Again!"

Part two of my first fanfiction. Naruto, the user of the Soul Drain has returned to the Leaf village! He will stop at nothing to fulfill his promise...nothing. Same Warnings as Part One, though there may also be some suggestive themes.

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.

Sasuke's death in wave changes Naruto's entire future. Now wielding one of the legendary doujutsu Naruto struggles to find a new path to greatness. Watch as the child of prophecy blazes a new trail towards his fate.

What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy and takes the world by storm. Naruto x Harem

A new team arrives in the Marvel universe. as they arrive new and more large scale plans begin to unfold from both universes, pushing this team to new breaking points. will they hold on or is this their final mission as Spartans. Dark World Arc right now, next up, Winter Soldier. Oh and abandoned, sorry dudes

What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy

When the city of the Ancients realises that it has returned to Earth, for the first time in several million years, plans laid out during the only war the real Ancients where losing starts to unravel. First story I've every written. Please read and review. (WIP)

Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.

YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.

In the year of 2581 the UNSC stumbles across a discovery hidden beneath their noses and now a new gateway to life outside of the Forerunner space is opened and with it comes all new challenges and rewards. Its time for First Contact. OC centric, some world building as needed and war. Lots and lots of war. Rated T for blood, language, violence and gore.

The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.

Based off of nubsauce13's "Fate of the Two". Naruto learns that he holds the Kyuubi at a young age and when he does, he trains to surpass the Hokages, facing new more powerful enemies that were considered mythical legends. Naruto X FemKyuu X Harem Strong, godlike Naruto Sasuke/Sakura/Civilian Council Bashing. Elements of several games and shows. Alternate Universe. Really.

The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.

As Buffy jumped to close the Portal in "The Gift" Dawn was hit by a tendril of energy from the portal sending her into a new reality. Buffy is sent to continue to protect Dawn in the new universe and they are placed in the care of a certain member of SG-1 as her daughters with everyone's memories being modified to believe Buffy and Dawn had always been there.

Basically this is Naruto and Shippuden if Minato and Kushina had lived. Got the idea from the sixth movie, mainly because Naruto deserves to have a family and I'm in that kind of mood, and you will just have to read to find out who the new main enemy is. Strong/Smart/not-orphan Naruto, Naruhina, MinatoXKushina, possibly will take requests for others.

Sasuke, Neji, Naruto and Shikamaru all have to find their mates before they turn a certain age. But when their companions come along will they like the idea for being mates to the legendary w and improved verison is here now.

Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stranded in a new world when he tried to use the Kyuubi's Chakra to summon a toad, but where is this new world... and why can't he feel his chakra anymore? Why has punching holes through stone become so much easier? 'Strong' Naruto.

I'm not a bad guy... I'm not, believe me... I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience, I don't have a better plan. [Semi-Antagonist!OC, Male!OC-SI, cringe worthy humor]

What if their was more to Naruto's ungodly chakra reserves and abysmal control than just Uzumaki heritage and being a jinchuriki? What if he had a long forgoteen legacy from his father. Naruto/Fem Haku

What happens when Naruto meets Souske Aizen along with the Hogyoku after being chased into the Forest of Death by a mob? Changes occur when Aizen offers him a deal to become stronger than any shinobi in the elemental nations by fusing with him. Watch as he forges his own village to become the greatest. NarutoxHarem, Good Aizen, Slight Sakura & Sasuke bashing. Rated MA

Book 2 of the Iconia Continuum. The Iconians arrive in the future only to discover that wars happen everywhere. This story takes place in the altered universe of Star Trek: 2009, but in the time of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It contains the characters listed, but also most of the characters from "Birth". Reading "Birth" first is probably a good idea.

Naruto Uzumaki died on the night the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed. Twelve years later, Naruto Uzumaki regains his memories of his past life, his life as the Nine-Tailed Fox. With no one able to control him, he finally gets the chance to earn his freedom.

Having fulfilled his role as the Child of Prophecy in bringing true peace to the Elemental Nations, Naruto leaves in search of a new adventure. "What am I? Nothing but a wandering Sage." Harem. Godlike Naruto. Revamped version of my previous DxD Crossover

Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC

The life of one Naruto Uzumaki was never going to be an easy one, Why would ending up in Earthland change any of that, Why would being the son of a Dragon be important. The Apocalypse is coming and will Naruto be able to find the strength in himself to defend all he care's about or will the night never end.

What if Delsin Rowe was transported to Konoha after touching a dimension traveling conduit? What if he was sealed up alongside Kyuubi? What if some major clan heads agreed to help Naruto? Watch as he encounters all odds! M for lemons, cursing etc.) AU! Obito and Madara don't exist, along with Akatsuki being mercenaries. Graduation is at 16 to help with romance.

Snape is sent to check on Harry around 3 weeks before he is due to go to Hogwarts, but what he finds shocks him and he takes up the intention of becoming Harry's new guardian. (I don't own anything, it all belongs to the fabulous JK Rowling!) I suck at summaries... PLEASE REVIEW!

Kyuubi's mate has been sealed inside Hinata! What's a poor girl to do when the demon inside of her wants its mate who just so happens to be sealed inside of Naruto? ON HIATUS

"Naruto Uzumaki. Here you sit cold and alone, cast out by your own people. To them you are no better than the dirt they step on. Yet you refuse to lay down and die. How...interesting. I would like to give you a gift, my mark." When Naruto receives a gift the world has not seen for millenia how will this affect the future? True Assassin Naruto. Powerful Naruto.

this is my first story and with it I am hoping to make a slightly non cannon story about where the blood ravens are really the 2nd legion and there lost Primarch is found on a jungle world and brought to him chapter to save his brothers and resurrect his father off the golden throne.

There are no 'what ifs'. Naruto sealed all of Kyuubi's chakra into himself, enabling him to defeat Madara. However, Madara sends Naruto to a different dimension as a final action of revenge. "Only Dragonslayers can kill dragons? Ignorance. Only Godslayers can kill gods? Arrogance. Heh, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Earthland had better prepare, because an unpredictable maelstrom has arisen.

Naruto was stolen after the Kyuubi attack before anyone could find him by none other than the monstrous Orochimaru, who after taking him to his lab deep in the forest experimented on him for years. Now, is the day Naruto -after 10 long years- to emerge from his cell. Naruharem x Genderbender character x Rated M for language, mentioned child abuse and rape. (On Hiatus, sorry)

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

High school is over and summer has begun However, one students if different from the rest When he walks into a sewer tunnel, and finds something unexpecting. PredalienXHuman

Sequel to "From One Doomed Galaxy to Another". Go read it first! With the arrival of the Sith and the Reapers, Revan is forced into a pact that will hopefully stop the Reapers and prevent the Sith Empire from overhelming this young galactic civilization. Can Revan truly find peace for them or is the galaxy doomed to repeat the Reapers' cycle of destruction?

What if more than Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto by the Death God? Not beta read, but if anyone want to take care of the beta read it, drop me a message.

Picking up where 'The Prime Effect' left off. As the Autobots attempt to intergrate into organic society, the Reaper invasion begins and the Decepticons don't seem to have any intrest in helping.

Hold up, hold up. I died, and now I've been reborn into Naruto? And... I'm a what? A ninja? Ha! [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Self-Insert OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as 'Black Demon of the Leaf.' Warning: It's horrible.]

The sequel to "My LIttle Chrysalis". Follow Michael and Chrysalis through Equestria as they seek out the changeling's future and growth into the steps required to become a queen. All right, I think we're a go on this! I'm pleased with how the first chapter worked out.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Sacrificing both their lives, Kakashi uses Kamui to send Naruto, who was using too much of Kyuubi's power, and himself to a new world with a new set of rules. NarutoxMiss Martian

What if Minato had taken Obito in when he found out about his less than great life with the Uchiha's? What if because of that, Rin survived? What if the two of them raised Naruto? Who would lead the Akatsuki? So many questions, but you'll have to read to find out!

What if a the age 5, Naruto accepts Kyuubi as his sensei. And the Kyuubi not only teaches him to be the strongest jinchuuriki; but also a true Prankster loving Kitsune. Naruto/Hinata pairing

Laura and I wake up in the world of ninjas. I won't lie and say I'm not happy because I am, but there are some problems. One problem is will we go back to our world? Heck I'm not even sure I would want to go back. Then there's the fact that all of the great nations are teaming up with the Akatsuki to fight against a common enemy. As for love, well that's a tricky subject.

during the victory tour celebrating five years since the end of thee Reaper war, the Normandy travels to the Cronian Nebula to let Javik put the ghost of his dead team to rest only to discover something that will rewrite history of not just humanity but the galaxy as a whole. Male solider Sheppard/Ash

Naruto, at the end of his life, is visited by Death saying she will grant him one wish. But she cannot grant it right away, so she sends him to an unknown, mysterious world.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Ending up in a new world by accident, Naruto's mere presence has shifted the flow of events. So Naruto is sent to Kuoh Academy to ensure peace will eventually be reached in this new world. Can he ensure peace in a second world? He'll sure as hell try, dattebayo!

An Anthor fic. It's mating season for dragons and Spike is finally old enough for it, but that's a bad thing for ponies. For he'll become a sex crazed maniac and Celestia has come up with chaining him up to prevent from hurting any pony. But Twilight and the others feel there a better way, even if it means offering their bodies for their friend. Spike/Harem.

The son of Death, Dark Reaper, has just been assigned to live in Ponyville by his father so he can find love and live a true life of happiness, but first he must face off against those who would wish him and those he loves harm. But they will regret facing the Reaper. Love, Drama, and Action galore.

Thestrals were defeated by the Princesses Luna and Celestia a thousand years ago, and are thought extinct. But what will happen when one moves to Ponyville? Disguised as an earth pony, Acrylic does her best to fit in. The burden of hiding her wings weighs heavily on her, and keeps her from becoming truly close to anypony. Can she keep the secret, or will she expose her entire race?

I like crazy. The fun-kind. And so I wished upon a shooting star to become a ninja. Now if only someone had told me that ninja life in Naruto was not the fun-kind of crazy, but the you-might-die type. Hopefully, I won't mess up and die. OC SI

After years of uneasy peace between the Tau'ri and Avalon Alliance, yet another act of aggression by the Tau'ri throws the galaxy a step closer to a deadly war that Tau'ri may not be able to survive.

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

When Harry Kim is found, alone and unconscious on an uninhabited planet, he is given sanctuary on the Battlestar Gallactica. As Voyager searches for their missing crewman, they discover a temporal rift - and realize that perhaps Ensign Kim has been missing for a bit longer than the few days they have spent searching for him ... Rating subject to change.

This is the story of a young female xenomorph who has been tormented her entire life, but when she encounters a human who shows her true kindness and even love her life becomes very interesting. After escaping captivity she tracks down this human and their relationship begins there. Rated M - Strong sexual scenes, sexual themes, gore, bloody violence, threat and strong language.

During the Shakedown Cruise of a new Starship, the Twin City of Atlantis once again comes under Siege from the Tau'ri Forces. Once more, Jennifer Tate will turn to the only people in the Universe she can trust, the team from Atlantis.

A story and challenge request by NYCDman, check their profile to see the details. Summary inside. Rated M just to be safe. Parings: NarutoxFemHakuxHinata

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

Book 1 of the Iconia Continuum. Also contains elements of Star Trek. Stargate Command turns to Global Dynamics for help developing technology to battle the Ori. What do the Q have to do with this? Part One of the Iconia Continuum.

On the day of the forbidden scroll, Naruto gets a visit from the Sage of the Six Paths. The sage has a gift for Naruto, The true Rinnegan with the abilities of the Sharingan and Rinnegan. Now with this new power how will Naruto's life change? A.U Strong, smart Naruto. Confident Hinata. Good but cocky Sasuke. Naru/Hina Sasu/Saku in later chapters. Chapter One and Two now fixed.

In an attempt to escape his pursuers, a winged human inadvertently teleports himself to Equestria. He has met with the princesses and pledges his loyalty to them in hopes they will let him stay in Equestria. He hopes to find acceptance, but still has some trust issues, given his background. Will he make a life for himself?

I wrote this years ago but I've never completed it. I plan to complete it after I finish my Space Above and Beyond/nBSG crossover I just wanted to give a taste of what was to come. Most of all I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to leave any comments. I own neither Deep Space Nine or Stargate Atlantis I'm just having a little fun. NOT DEAD I will hopefully finish this sooner than later

Full summary inside, Strong/Smart/Semi-Dark Naruto. Pairings Naruto/Harem, Blood/Gore, Strong Language, Slight Assassin's Creed. NO FLAMERS! Reboot is up!

With Earth in the possession of the Asgard Core as well as Atlantis and the Alteran Database on Earth it is now time for humanity to unite. Terra will rise to follow in the wake of the Ancients and travel the Universe to discover its secrets.

Naruto wakes up after a failed attack to find himself in a different dimension. Naruto/Pokegirls story there will be lemons

Trapped in a collapsing cave, Naruto and Gaara escape when they find a mysterious portal. Consequently they wind up in a monster world. Stranded there, the two Jinchuriki are forced to enroll at Yokai Academy. How will they adapt to this new way of life? Chapter 10 has been posted!

After a beating, Naruto is unleashes his bottled up emotions, the power unleashed was catastrophic and was forced to flee, two weeks after using the unknown power, an owl visits him in a cave with an invitation to a school called, Hogwarts. Smart Naruto, Strong in later chapters. Blood/Language, Will Follow Canon. Some Negima & Fate/Stay Night in Later Chapters. Discontinued.

Kirk is given command of a very fast Ship for a test run during which he runs into a super nova blowing him through time and space and out of the Maw! (for those who do not know the Maw is a black hole cluster at the center of the Galaxy in Star Wars)

A continuation of my Space Above and Beyond nBSG Crossover. I own neither series I'm just continuing to have fun with them. This is part Four of the story

An undead god in need of a new body. A super-soldier lost in space. A rag-tag team of heroes. What do they have in common? They all are on a planet called "Equestria", where there is no war. But, as each of them are retrieved, old enemies follow to unleash hell. Can our favorite ponies hold out against them? Crossover with WH40k, MLP, Halo and ME. First fanfic, R&R please.

Four Orks leave their town to join up with their clans for yet another waagh! The only problem is getting there. Note: I take no responsibility for your loss of brain cells during the reading of this story or any warp holes appearing in your head! I also do not take responsibility for your skin turning green and any sudden appetite for fungus beer and squig pie.

Minato knew the harsh life that Jinchuuriki must endure. After sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto, he made a change to the seal that gave Naruto all of his and Kushina's talents and abilities so he could defend himself from the cruel hard world. How will the world be affected when Naruto has the skills of two Kage level ninja? The first chapter is kinda dark after that its brighter.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

The worn down world of new Battlestar gets a hero just as real to life but who still has some energy in him. Fleshed out in places and given a vigorous polish!

A man thinks that after saving a lost Xenomorph and nursing her back to health has made him a very unique, albeit dangerous, friend. But what he doesn't expect is that she wants to be much more. (More than just a lemon. )

An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

Spyro and Cynder have defeated Malefor, now they have the chance to be normal dragons. What happens when their actions have attracted the attention of a clan of Yautja with ties to the war, and meet a new dragon who is a hybrid of both species? Contains SpyroXCynder, and OCXOC. Rated M for Predator-style violence.

In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?

Delta survived the travel to the surface and had no need to be absorved by Eleanor, so he had a happy life until his death. During his life he took away his own plasmids and gene-tonics and sealed them in a basement he made himself. Millenia later, a sixteen year old Naruto Uzumaki finds his way into a cave with strange devises.

Never had the Cylons truly been challenged after the first rebellion. Yet when they discover a ship from the Thirteenth Tribe, they unwittingly step in the midst of a galactic war, with only a single, unlikely human to guide them safely through this Great Journey.

Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme

The third part in this nBSG/Space Above and Beyond crossover - this is a sequel to "Search for a little place called Earth" and "Taking a detour, searching for Earth." We're just after the canon nBSG meeting Pegasus. I don't own either of these but I'm having quite a bit of fun with them. This is Part Three

When Naruto, Kakashi, and Gai are fighing Tobi, a mysterious girl disrupts their fight. Contains spoilers for chapter 600. You might want to read that chapter but you don't have to, as my story will diverge from the Naruto manga path completely.

Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover

What if the fox attack, Naruto was sent to our world and learned to be a U.S. Marine. Lemon scenes,friendship,family. U.S. Military weapons. Status: Abandoned. If any of you want this story, go for it. abandoned... anyone can go on with it...

This is a sequel to " A search for a little place called Earth" link: /s/9740381/1/Search-for-a-little-place-called-Eart h it takes place directly after the events of the previous story and continues the Galactica's journey with the addition of Space Above and Beyond's 58th Squadron and the survivors from the USS Saratoga I own neither I'm just having fun. This is Part Two

Two beings find a young babe born only hours before. Blonde hair and blue eyes with three whisker marks on each cheek. Watch as Naruto changes the land of Alageasia raised by beings older than even the elves save one other. Naruto/?

Naruto had no one, but Kami smiled on him. He gets adopted by the Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. She will teach him all he needs to be a good shinobi. It's the start of the Ice Fox of Konoha. Pairing: Naruto x Samui x Ayane. Ninja Gaiden & DOA x-over. Hiatus.

Something I've been thinking about for a while and wanted to share reviving two now ended TV Shows. One that was cut off many years ago and one that got a little lost to the end. I own neither Battlestar Galactica or Space Above and Beyond or any of the characters I just wanted to have a bit of fun with the universes. This is Part One

One horrifying night something terrible happens to Naruto causing him to travel to a different dimension where he now lives a somewhat normal life. One-day two men come to his school saying he could become king of the gods or demons by marring their daughters. NarutoxHarmen.

It's a "My Little Dashie" type of story...with a bit of a twist. All props to the original author. This is my tribute to a great story. Enjoy!

Naruto succeeded. He had beaten Obito and Madera saving the world. But that was not the end of his story, only the start of a new one. A story far grander with lots of love. As he is the new Sage of the 6 Paths. M for safty

Story 3:Freshly anointed as the Grand Overlord, Erasmus Killgore sets out again to settle his restless spirit and sooth his troubled mind. What will he find waiting for him upon this alien world? Natrual selection in all its brutal glory.

Naruto was attacked on his 5th birthday, and was found by BLU Engineer. What happens when he trains and raises Naruto to be the Leaf's Orangineer? Story had been abandoned because of story errors. Re-write pending late/post 2012.

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The Interdimensional Bridge is open. The forces of Chaos have begun to invade other universes. An Eldar finds himself far from home, but going up against an all too familiar threat.

Driven out of Emelan by a political coup, Sandry, Briar, Tris, and Daja attempt to start over in a new land where they hope they can live quiet lives. Unfortunately for Tortall, they were never very good at keeping a low profile. Emelan/Tortall Crossover

Commander John Shepard of the Federation Starship USS Normandy faces demons from his past that now threaten both Council Space and the Federation...

She knew her life was never going to be normal again—well, it was never normal to begin with. But being involved with the Mafia? That was kind of taking it a bit too far...Main Pairing Undecided/SakuraHarem

Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.

What would have happened if the kyuubi hadn't been fully sealed away inside naruto, and what would change in the Naruto world if the Nine Tails awoke after the sealing to find that he has been transformed into a small human child.

During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme! STORY DEAD

It was all his fault. I had no choice. Naruto, he... I had to protect him. This was his fault; but I don't know. This being his fault; is that a good thing or a bad? I don't know anymore...

A simple search and secure mission goes horribly wrong as Sigma Squad uses a strange device and are thrown into an new conflict. Rated M to be safe.

Rewrite out! this one is cancelled! Adopted by Darius150!

With Cyberton no longer capable of supporting life, the Autobots are forced to flee their homeworld. But a damaged console to the spacebridge sends a scout team to someplace unexpected.

With a routine mission aboard Earth's new BC-304, SG-1 encounter descendants of an early Stargate Experiment. Now two teams must fight to keep the descendants safe from an attack which began close to home.

After a devistating defeat, the Ebon Hawk and her crew attempts to flee from their enemy only to be flung into a new mess. Can the Jedi ignore the blight that threatens their home to save this strange new galaxy? LS Revan and Exile, MShep Para/Earth/Sole

A warp storm sends a Space Marine fleet back in time to Holy Terra, or Earth, as it was then called. Instead of encountering their blessed homeworld, they run into a horrible plague.Will they succeed in cleansing the world? Or will they be, left for dead?

With the power of the Force and two teachers, one boy will shake the foundations of history and reforge it in his image. Aided by an army of strange humanoids and frightening technology, he will lead a revolution. Light Side Naruto

Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.

Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.

During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.

Ben and Gwen finally reveal how they really feel one Halloween. Lemon.

Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee