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 Hi! I'm ldupr7. Favorite youtubers: POOODDDIIIEEEEEPPIIIIIEEEEEE, skydoesminecraft, deadlox, iisuperwomanii, good mythical morning, cinema sins, screen junkies light a man a fire, you keep a man warm for a day; light a man on fire, you keep him warm for a year; so why am I still in jail? You say I lost my sanity, but you can't lose something you never had! Deja vu- When God thinks something was so funny, he rewinds it so all the Angels and Saints can see. Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Some people need a high five.. in the face.. with a stop sign.. You cry, I cry. I laugh, you laugh. You fall off a cliff... I laugh even harder. I took the road less traveled, NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?! Don't knock on death's door; ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door good things come to those who wait... better things come to people who get off their lazy butts and do something! The highest amount of people there has ever been on Earth is the amount there is now. And now. And now. Etc. This is cool. If you can raed tihs, you hvae a wried mnid. Could you read that? If you could, post this on your profile! If you wish to join the dark side, post this on your profile. Reasons to join: we have cookies, cake, and last I checked hot chocolate! you get this really cool dark cape that covers you entire body but your eyes and sometimes your nose or a bit of your mouth! you get this cool crazy laugh, practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;cough, cough; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH you can walk out of darkness and freak out the good guys! You get the best lines! money, money, money: ever notice we are sooooo rich? WORLD DOMINATION! YEAH! They Hurt Her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you 1 Scary way to break up DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful _! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ life! DUMB _!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came up from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless _ and Sarah come to you from the shower in the drain, and will kill you the say way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. True facts about warrior cats: Fireheart did not disagree with Graystripe's love for Silverstream because it was against the code, he disagreed with it because he felt like he was being replaced.(I ship it) - Stormfur's name was a tribute to Crookedstar, Silverstream's father, Stormkit being his name before he got his injury. The suffix 'fur' came in honour of Stonefur, Stormfur's mentor. (That's complicated) - Thistleclaw originally went to StarClan. But Bluestar chased him to the Dark Forest. (Joke) - Leopardstar died from diabetes. (Cats can get that?!) - Lionheart was Thornclaw, Brackenfur and Cinderpelt's father. (I never actually knew this.) -Leopardstar was born a 'drypaw' which is a term RiverClan used to refer to a cat who originally dosn't like getting their paws wet. (Well then,) - Squirrelflight requested the -leaf suffix for Hollyleaf's warrior name because she was thinking of Leafpool. (Aww, cute!) - Vicky said that Cody told Princess about the Clans leaving the forest. Princess was sad when she heard, but she understood why the clans had to leave. (That's just sad) - Hollyleaf is frightened of thunderstorms because of the confrontation with Ashfur (Who can blame her? She almost got burned by a freaking maniac!) - Tigerclaw was originally going to be named Hammerclaw. But one of the Erin's changed it at the last minute because cats would not know what a hammer is. Though Vicky thought that the name Hammerclaw still suited him more then Tigerclaw did. (I think Hammerstar/claw would be cool) - When Scourge killed Tigerstar, slicing his belly, Scourge struck nine major organs, each causing Tigerstar to lose a life (AHH! WHERE DID THIS TURN TO GORE!?) - Leopardstar joined TigerClan because she was in love with Tigerstar (Oh damn) - Bluestar didn't just like and trust Fireheart because of the prophecy, but because he reminded her of Oakheart. This is also why she gave him the suffix 'heart' for a warrior name. (THIS SHIP HAS SAILED) - Graystripe and Darkstripe are related (OHHH DRAYMA) - Graystripe favoured Feathertail because she looked like her mother (Stormfurs gon be pissed) - Hawkfrost fell in love with Ivypool during training but he never let it show. (THIS IS MY OTP IM SORRY) - Onestar was angry that he was not accepted by his clanmates. So in a dream he challenged Tallstar to a fight and Onestar won. Tallstar said this was proof that Onestar was the right choice for a leader. (oh damn once again) - Spottedleaf was killed so Fireheart wouldn't have to choose between her and Sandstorm. (This is honestly the stupidest reason ever to kill such an amazing and well- developed character) -Scourge hated the dog teeth in his collar but he put up with it to make him look more fearsome (he wants TEH POWER!) - Vicky confirmed that Frostfur, Loudbelly and Speckletail all died of starvation a few moons after the clans left (I actually loved those guys and cried when I saw this.) - Vicky revealed that Cinderpelt has always been in love with Fireheart, but Fireheart has never known. (IS IT BAD TO SHIP FIRESTAR WITH THIS MANY CATS!?) - Brokenstar has kittypet blood in him because his grandfather, Hal, was a kittypet. (oh damn the third!) - Mousewhisker and Minnowtail were a forbidden couple. This influenced their decision to be in the Dark Forest. (STOP OVERLOADING ME WITH SHIPS!) - Sasha found an elderly twoleg who looked after her. (aww!) - Briarlight loved Jayfeather (tie for my OTP) - In "Fire and Ice", Cinderpaw and Brackenpaw are apprenticed before they are six moons old (Wtf, Bluestar?) - Once a cat fades away from StarClan, they don't disappear forever, they're just reincarnated again. (COME TO ME SPOTTEDLEAF! COMEEEEEEEE!) - Foxleap and Ivypool will most likely be mates (I SAID NO MORE!) - Honeyfern was pregnant when she died. (NUUUU THE FEELS) - Every time Bluestar crossed the thunderpath she was reminded of Snowfur (STOP WHY AM I FEELING THINGS) (These were stated by the Erin Hunters btw.) -Bluestar was originally called Moonstar (Is that why everyone has at least one OC beginning in moon?) -It was Boulder who suggested bringing Scourge to the forest (OH DAMN THE FOURTH!) -Brambleclaw was originally evil. (OOOOOOOHHHHHHH DAMN THE FITH) -Ivypool is named after Ivy Poole, Victoria Holme's daughter. (Aww, how cute!) -Sol's name translates into "Lone Sun", which shows he is a loner who can 'control the sun'. (I actually figured this one out just to put one of my own ideas here) -Midnight is actually a spirit (OH DAMN THE SEVENTEENTH!) Quick! Write down your twelve favorite Warrior cats in a random order! 1. Jayfeather 2. Brambleclaw 3. Firestar 4. Whitestorm 5. Bluestar 6. Cinderheart/pelt 7. Whitewing 8. Ivypool 9. Lionblaze 10. Silverstream 11. Feathertail 12.Oakheart Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before Cinderheart and Feathertail? Who would even make that? (Me) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Well, I'm not attracted to cats , but if I were a warrior... yep. Very yep. What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Oakheart and Ivypool... Bluestar would go freakin insane Do you recall any fanfics about nine? SSOOOO MANY!! THEY NEVER END!! (Gets out blowtorch) THEY HAVE OVERPOPULATED! KILL THEM WITH FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Would two and six make a good couple? Brambleclaw and Cinderheart... Squirrelflight and Lionblaze would murder them... so no. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Bluestar and Lionblaze or Bluestar and Silverstream... BlueXSilver What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Whitewing walks in on Brambleclaw and Ivypool kissing... everything I have ever known would die. And Squirrelflight would kill Brambleclaw again. Make a summary for a three/ten fanfic What would happen if Graystripe found Firestar and Silverstream together? Who will kill who first? And how pissed will Graystripe be? Is there anything as one/eight fluff? People ship Jayjay with everyone. There probably is. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? White Oaks Do you read or draw eleven? Draw Would you write two/four/five? Brambleclaw, Whitestorm, and Bluestar... Depends what time of night it is. What might ten scream in a moment of passion? When she sees Feathertail in starclan... "OHMEHGURSH!!" If you wrote a songfic about nine and eight, what song would you use? Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean... If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the rating warn? M because it would involve the brutal murder of each other by Brairlight, Cinderheart, and Squirrelflight. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Bramble to Silver, "Hey, I heard you like.. stuff... YOU DIED BEFORE I WAS BORN!!" Silver to Bramble, "Hey... You are five years younger than me... peace out." Quick! Write down your twelve favorite Hetalians in a random order! 1. Germany 2. Italy 3. France 4. Austria 5. America 6. Japan 7. England 8. Canada 9. Holy Rome 10. Roman Empire 11. Spain 12. Chibitalia Italy Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Japan and Spain? Japan is shipped with everyone, I'm shocked I haven't. Do you think four is hot? How hot? YES VERY VERY VERY HOT What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? DEATH OH MY GOD NO Do you recall any fanfics about nine? YES. SOOOOOOOOO MANY. Would two and six make a good couple? NO. JAPAN WILL DATE AMERICA AND ITALY SHALL DATE GERMANY. GERITA IS MY OTP DONT YOU DARE Five/Nine or Five/Ten? None of them, both would be an abomination. but hOW ABOUT FIVE/SIX THAT WOULD BE AMAZING What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? He would quietly walk out like anyone who saw a monstrosity. But then again, it could happen... OH GOD NEW SHIP Make a summary for a three/ten fanfic no. Is there anything as one/eight fluff? NO. NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? CAN WE STOP NOW PLEASE Do you read or draw eleven? draw... BUT CAN WE STOP PLEASE THIS IS MURDERING ME Would you write two/four/five? NOOOOO LETS STOP BEFORE I DIE What might ten scream in a moment of passion? (gasp) YOU MUST BE A FAN from that one episode where Germany recited the full history of the Roman Empire If you wrote a songfic about nine and eight, what song would you use? PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINDOWS If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the rating warn? (intense sobbing) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THAT WITH AN ANSWER THEY'RE RELATED PLEASE DONT Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to Gossip? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. 80 percent of you won't repost this. Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father" Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son... Then copy and past this on your profile. If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste. If you believe in God copy this into your profile. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God and 93 percent of the people who read this won't repost it? Repost if you believe in God. God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't deny this because the bible says, "Deny me and i will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven." If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. What CIA really means: Christians B- Basic When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache When you open it, he collapses When he sees you reading it, he faints When he sees you living it, he flees Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this? I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword. (I, Leafdapple3 (or whatever my current pen name is), did not make this up, someone else did.) 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG) WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC) NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you! NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it! WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung! NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did Boys Aren't Jerks Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary! Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy: I love you babe. In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks." I found this i say it's funny They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people School = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and 11 years of Hell (true) Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Sydney Harbor Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"](yas) After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F(just noticed) No I didn't trip... I just attacked the floor When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"( i did that already) Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway. I'm like a boomerang, throw me away and I'll come back and hit you in the face.(true) I'm a ninja. "No you're not." Did you see what I just did? "See what?" Exactly. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth." I can't stand this weirdo. I am right here. I am not taking it back. My vocabulary = 50% swearing and 50% sarcasm. The moment you are forced to return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie. Admit it. You have practiced your signature over and over again just in case you get famous. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs. The moment you are laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again. I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school. The scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.(XD) The human brain is amazing, it functions 24 hours a day and only stops when we are in the middle of exams. (so true!) The girl you want to punch in the face because even her presence annoys you. I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door properly. My level of maturity changes depending on who I am around. (example;parents i give them an arua of fuck off or die ;kids i become a 5 year old) If you don't do stupid things when you are young, then you haven't got anything to smile about when you are old. "I don't want to turn 19, then I will be old?" *cry* "What are you going to do when you turn 30?" *cries even louder* When you feel like crying your eyes out when you find out that its the last book in the series. You are going to look like me when you are older! *cries* My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display. Weird is just a side effect of being awesome Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before. (OMG YES) I am a teenager and getting out of bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day. Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They are treated like children and expected to act like adults. Girl, your face is not a colouring book. Chill with all the make-up When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them (ugh gross Edward Cullen *gag*) The awkward moment when you are avoiding eye contact with the teacher, so you won't be called. We live in a world where losing your phone in more dramatic than losing your virginity. Dear internet, you should feel special, I am choosing you over sleep and homework. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? You say physco like it's a bad thing... I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? I intend to live forever...so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough not to care Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.(lol) No I won't go to hell! They've got a restraining order against me! Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potatoe (i am a potato) Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it .Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, don't let the door hit you on the way out 9 out of 10 people believe that 1 out of 10 people will always disagree with the other 9 I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Next to my sanity People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived!(*gasp*) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder(i jump off one*gasp* and into a river) My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.(wrecking ball) That which does not kill me…should run. FAST. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.(soul eater quote when using a mirror) I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience. 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice. Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already! Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless. Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda! Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met! If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out? Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there! ';lsasdfghjkl;'';lkjhgfdsasdfghuiop[plokiuytrewqqwertyuiop;plokijhytrewq If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded. If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried? I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on. Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! If two wrongs do not make a right, try three. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train. Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible? Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public. What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”! Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee. I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself. I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode. When all else fails bring out the duct tape. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements. The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I am who I am. I do not seek your approval. Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it. I’m bored…run for your sanity. Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy. Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you! Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet. When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how. Memory Foam: "It remembers me" Answer these questions, NO teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it? Re post this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.CHEATING!! 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. -People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . -People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. We bet 95% of you won't. To Every Guy To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"... 59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.) You know you are obsessed with warriors when you... When you refuse to read anything else. When you get a pet cat and give it a warrior name. (TIGERMASK BIOTCH) When you accidentally say, "What in StarClan's name...","StarClan help me!", or "Why StarClan WHY!!!???" When you call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet. You wish your kitty could fight like that! (yep) When you give yourself a warrior name. When you suddenly call kittens kits. When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue". When you make your own pairing whether they are crack or not. If you write warriors fan fiction. You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever knew before. It suddenly became easier to write about cats then people. You have read more than 10 Warrior books. That is how you know if you are obsessed with Warriors. :D Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes? I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter. I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress. (X) I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak. (X) I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code. I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy. I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly. I am outside a clan,so I must be a misguided fool. I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets . I'm an elder, so I must be cranky. I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped. I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything. I hate kittypets in the clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life . I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them. I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality. I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue. (X) I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up. Warriors Have Taught us These Things Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. 1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly. 2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. 4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING". 5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. 6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow. 7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. 8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!" 10) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. 11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure. 12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" 13) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. 14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read. 15) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA! 16) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens. 17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!". 18) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking. 19) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!" 20) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal. 21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME". 22) Take a stuffed animal to the vet. 23) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!" 60 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED 1. Pretend you have superpowers 2. Don't think about penguins 3. Act like a robot 4. Try to look at your brain 5. Scream 'Trees Rule' at random strangers 6. Eat food 7. Have a party! 8. Go to a chinese resteraunt and tell your waiter to speak chinese. Laugh when they can't 9. Make up a really stupid song and run around your neibourhood singing it 10. Write fanfiction 11. Read fanfiction 12. Do anything else fanfiction related 13. Dress up as a zombie and say there's a zombie apocalapse 14. REVIEW MY STORIES!!! (Wink wink) 15. Get a stick and run around pretending you're harry potter 16. Throw a potato at someone 17. Read warriors 18. Look up a pic of a fat giraffe on google images 19. Stuff melons down your pants and start dancing 20. Make a sandwich 21. Call yourself on your mobile 22. Yell at people 23. One word: HAMSTERS! 24. Think of random stuff like this 25. Sign up for neonclan 26. RP 27. Spam someones PM box 28. Go to KFC 29. Listen to Superheroes by the Script (I bet you're wondering what my favourite song is...) 30. Invent a new flavour of ice-cream 31. APPLES! 32. Fly to Mars 33. Eat a watermelon whole 34. Try to lick your elbow 35. Pretend you're a warrior and stalk a mouse *cough* younger sibling *cough* 36. Play minecraft 37. BE A VILLAGER!!!! 38. Throw a bouncy ball at someone screaming "PIKACHU, I CHOSE YOU!" 39. Give Breezetail Of Nightclan credit for writing this 40. Get kicked out of walmart 41. Scream; "I AM BATMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA" 42. Sleep 43. Make yourself a theme song and sing it every time you go into a room 44. Hmmmmmmm... 45. Google translate a random word 46. Watch Annoying Orange 47. Be a dog. Bark every ten seconds 48. Meditate 49. Throw a tantrum if you're still bored 50. Lick a lollypop 51. Go to Paris 52. Go to school 53. Ask 'why?' whenever someone makes a statement 54. Stare at your best friend for five minutes 55. Step off a curb and pretend it's a cliff 56. Make prank phone calls 57. Laugh randomly and see if anyone joins in 58. Repeat a word over and over untill it becomes meaningless 59. Write a letter to the easter bunny! At christmas! 60. Copy and paste this onto your profile I have actually had to stop myself from saying Oh My StarClan on numerous occasions, and have restrained myself from/actually bitten people during fights during PE class because our coach doesn't give two shits what we do so there have been full out fist fights in front of her face. I have been in these fights, and I use the fighting style of a Warrior Cat. I'm not joking, people fear me for this. |
