I'm a twenty something female from the middle of nowhere who attends college. Good for me! I know you all care so much about my education.

Feel free to e-mail me.
I do have aim and yahoo, but you'll have to ask me for it. And after a series of rigorous tests both mental and physical, I will decree whether you're worthy of my time.
Yeah I'll probably just give it to you if you ask, no tests or anything, I don't mind talking to random people. And I'm not that egotistical, not even close.

Lets see... hmmm... what else to say... what to say... I'm drawing a blank, but did you really care in the first place?

Hey look a cow! Aren't you excited? And look an empty field! I think I'll go light it on fire, won't that be fun? "I swear officer it wasn't me. It was... that cow. It only looks innocent it's really the spawn of Satan. Don't look in its eyes. Or else you'll become one of the cow people! Incompetent fool, the only solace you will find now is in the grass."
(I apologize if that made no sense to you. I feel so sorry for you.)

Ever have the urge to just spout odd random things out? Yeah me too. Makes a person look crazy. Me personally, I like to refer to everyone and everything as Bob, Billy, or Bill. I tend to want to tell people to call me one of the three. I don't really want them to, but I just feel like saying "Call me Bill" Even though Bill is in no way, shape, or form anywhere near my real name.
But did you ever just spout out random things about yourself? I mean things to an average person seem normal, but if that person knew you, they'd know you were lying?
I tend to like to say random things that do not make sense, or is just a total blatant lie. I can't help it. It doesn't even have to be just thrown out there. I could be having a conversation with someone and I will say things that aren't true, its weird.
For instance, on several occasions I've referred to my brother as "little brother" No big deal right? But if you knew me, you'd realize I don't have a younger brother. The brother I am referring to is in fact older than me. He's bigger than me and much taller than me. In no way could he be considered my "little brother" but I often call him that. It just flows off the tongue.
It's gotta be some weird form of Tourette's Syndrome... or some crazy constant Freudian slip.
Anyone else have the same problem?
~crickets~
Ok then...

Oh yeah, someone asked me about my writing. At the moment I am way too busy and lazy to successfully get anything down, but I am attempting (key word here attempting) to write another fic, but who knows when it will come out. I have had the idea for a while, but have yet to do anything...so yeah... a little busy.
I'll probably never get to it, as I've moved onto reading other fandoms. But who knows, maybe someday I'll write something worthy of posting. Doubtful, but you never know what tomorrow will bring you.

I try to review for all the fics I'm reading, but sometimes I just don't have time. If you know I'm reading something of yours, and I don't leave a review for anything, my apologies. I try, for it is good manners after all. And I know how much writers appreciate feedback. But I'm busy... and so very lazy at times. Mostly lazy. And that makes me a bad member of this community, but I try to review things as much as I can.
If you want to complain about it, feel free to e-mail me, send me a message, whatever works for you.