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 Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Night World series. If you were asleep and someone asked you if you were sleeping, does that person expect you to answer in your sleep, "Yes, I am asleep." What is the day before the day after yesterday? TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! I Run with scissors because it makes me feel dangerous. =) How do I erase these lines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gender: Female Age: 13 Height: 5'10" Race: What is it to you?! (*Scoffs, "Creep," whispers to herself. Favorite Color: Blue When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Lazy Rules #1: Lazy test:
~I bet you didn't even realize there is a "yoo" in there because you skipped all the words to get to this part. ~Now you feel confused because you didn't find a "yoo" ~Now you'll want to post this on your profile!!! Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister See if you can do this. Read each line aloud. "Hey so long sucker, see ya, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista, kick rocks, and get the hell out." If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe Percian-Perci/Perci The Fabulous Killjoy Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a greek god. Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today's was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she should probably stay at home. The other kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid. She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates, just why he wasn't there today. But her mom still worried, for her to face this day alone. Which is why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little went to school, eager to tell them all About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. 1 by 1, the teacher called a child, to introduce their dad. As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name. Everyone turned to stare, each of them searching for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy ask out. "She probably doesn't have one." Another dared to shout. And from somewhere in the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her as she smiled up at her mom, and then looked at the teacher who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak and out from the mouth of a child came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. I wanted you to know all about my daddy and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. We used to share fudge sundaes and ice cream in a cone and though you cannot see him, I know I'm not standing here alone. Because my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me he would always be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up and she laid it across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat through her favorite dress, and from somewhere in the crowd of dads, Her mom stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life, doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but its message loud and clear. "I love my daddy, he's my shining star. And if he could he'd be here, but Heaven's just to far. You see, he was a fireman and died just this past year, When planes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes and saw him there that day, And to her mother's amazement as she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddies and children closing their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them or what they felt inside. Maybe for a second they saw him at her side. No one in the room could explain, For each of their eyes had been closed, but there on the desk was a long stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that Heaven is not too far. They say it takes a minute to meet a special person, A hour to appreciate them, A day to love them, But it takes an entire to forget them. Take the time… To live and love. Girls (\ _ /) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!!! MUHAHA!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy 9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...(sad, huh? Especially when better stories have less reviews?) Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. Copy and Paste Stuff: Sadest Peom: I cried, can you not cry to this?
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost ~A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer~ I promise to remember Rue If a little girl ever pets a goat When I toss some wood in the fire The Capitol will cross my mind I’ll always think of Glimmer Whenever I watch a reality show I swear to think of Cato I swear to remember the Hunger Games ~The Percy Jackson pleadge~ "When life hands you Edward Cullen throw him back and yell... "I WANT JACE WAYLAND!!" A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god. PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, A True Boyfriend = Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn! Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you. With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do? I intend to live forever. So far, so good... When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Forever isn't as long as it use to be. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. FINE= the real definition: F.reaked Out I.nsecure N.uerotic E.motional It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (what do you do if you're all of the above????) Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true) Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. Ever wonder why doctors call what they are doing a "practice"? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? (think about this one for a while) And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Funny as Hell Black and White A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go into the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. now for semoehtnig itnresitng... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile Things to do on an Elevator SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!" WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. MEOW occasionally. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly SAY -DING at each floor. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. SWAT at flies that don't exist. OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers. SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played. STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Yes I am a girl and I hate Justin Bieber... post this to your profile if you agree Parents spend the first part of our lives to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to shut up and sit down. Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did. Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us! Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems! If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile. - 50 Q’s w/ My Answers - 1.You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? Toublerone 2.If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? MERMAID!!!!!!! 3. Who's your favourite redhead? PRINCE HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Chocalate chip pancakes 5. Last book you read? The Lying Game by Sara Shepard 6. Describe your mood with one word. HYPER!!!!!!!!! 7. Describe the last time you were injured. Broken Nail!!Whaaa!!! Just KIDDING!!!!!!! All the skin on the lleft side of my right foot was scraped off (Don't wrry just the side!!!) 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? NONE!!! I wouldn't want to be stuck in a well, but if I had to choose, Prince Harry (even though he doesn't know I exist) 9. Rock concert or symphony? ROCK!!!!!!! 10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone? don't have a phone ='( 11. Favourite soft drink? PEPSI!!!!!!!!! 12. What type of shirt are you wearing? white ruffled t 13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be? Teleporting (I agree w/ My Heart Loves You But I Can't !!!) 14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres? Hangover II X,) (couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing) 15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on: Aaron Johnson & Ryan Reynolds (but my real crush isn't an actor he's a prince ;)!!!!!!!!!!!) 16. What's your favourite kind of cake? RED VELVET cake 17. What did you have for dinner last night? PIZZA!! YUM YUM YUM!!!!! 18. Look to your left, what do you see? Dominican Milk Cream cake!!!!!!!!!!! 19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I Don't Wear Ties!!!!!!!!!! 20. Favourite toy as a child? BLUEY!!!!!! A BLUE stuffed teddy bear in shape of a worm!!!!!!!!!!! 21. Do you buy your food at the store? my mom does 22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? most definetly 23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? Never had them!!!!! 24. What's your favourite fruit? MAGIC BANNANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? I can't even do one pooh-who!!! 26. Do you like running long distances? Oh Hells NO!!!!!!!! 27. Have you ever eaten snow? OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 28. What colour are your bedsheets? Orange 29. What's your favourite flower? Orchids 30. Do you do ballet? nope 31. Do you listen to classical music? nope 32. What is the 1st TV theme song that pops in your head? Uncharted (even though I've never watched Audrina in my life, I don't like her!!!!!) 33. Do you watch SpongeBob? YES!!!!! I'm a goofy goober!!!!!!!!!1 34. What temperature is it outside right now? almost 90 here in NY 35. Do people consider you smart? Extremely, the valedictorian in my class tells me to dumb down my vocabulary!!!!!!!! Muhaha, thats 2 u Joa da Boa!!!!!!!!! 36. How many piercings do you have? TWO!!! One on each ear!!!!! 37. Are you signed on AIM? Don't have one 38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together ME:of course, hasn't every one 39. How do you feel about your family? love them 40. Do you have an iPod? Yes, the recording Nano!!!! 41. What time do you go to bed? Now, Im pulling all-nighters!!!! 42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!!!! but know listening to twenty flight rock by Eddie Cochran! 43. What film do you know every line to? HARRY POTTER!!!!! 44. What is your favourite salad dressing? don't like salad dressing, makes me nauseous just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!! 45. What do you want for Christmas this year? The Beatles Box Set, Yes I'm a very devoted fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you? my very distant relatives I don't know in France 47. Do you like hugs? LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: When I saw Rain on Broadway, It really felt like I was at a Beatles concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? My middle name, Edith, it's not Eddy or E-death, IT'S EDITH PPL!!!!!!! Other than that I have a pretty average dominican last name, RODRIGUEZ!!!!!!! 50. Do you watch football? NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Girls Don't realize these things: (This is so sad and yet so sweet) I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile. |
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