I am gay in real life and the person I share an account with is my boyfriend. More later if I get in the mind to do it.

number your twelve favorite naruto shippuden characters (in no particular
order) and answer the following questions:
1. Itachi
2. Orochimaru
3. Kabuto
4. Madara
5. Hidan
6. Neji
7. Seijetsu
8. Gaara
9. Shino
10. Pein
11. Temari
12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(NejiXTemari) no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Madara) Not hot, but not half bad.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(SaiXGaara)Not even possible.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Shino).That broody ass-wipe? Oh yeah.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(OrochimaruXNeji) snake bastard and ice bastard?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(HidanXShino or HidanXPein) Hidan? Neither.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having intimacy?
(Seijetsu on SaiXOrochimaru) "I knew Orochimaru was gay!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(KabutoXPein) I doubt I could even do a fic justice.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(ItachiXGaara) I'll get back to you on that.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(SuijetsuXSai) Let me get back to you on that.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(MadaraXItachi) Tobi loves everyone in the Akatsuki base but one more than the others. Can he convince his love to return his feelings?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Kabuto) Adam does.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Temari) orochimaruninjafan does.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
(OrochimaruXMadaraXHidan) hmmm... Not sure.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Pein) let me get bacck to you on that.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Gaara) Dead by My Chemical Romance

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(ItachiXNejiXSai) Beware: Not for the faint-hearted!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on One?
(PeinXItachi) seriously?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
(Temari, OrochimaruXGaara) beat them up while she had the chance

20) How emo is Seven?
(Suijetsu) he's awesome

21) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8
dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by trying to date 12. Alone and
broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7.
The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds
3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and
2!
Itachi and Gaara are in a happy relationship until Hidan runs off with Shino. After Gaara dumps Itachi for Sai, Neji gets upset and retaliates by trying to date Sai. Alone and broken-hearted, Itachi travels in search of a friend. Finally, Itachi meets Madara and Seijetsu. The three loners meet Pein who tells each of them to look for love. Madara finds Kabuto, Suijetsu gets Temari, but now Itachi is stuck in a never-ending love triange with Neji and orochimaru!
22) What would be a good title for this?
Yaoi love

23) What would the genre(s) be?
Romance, obviously, and probably humor.