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DA MAD RAPPER by McGeesJabberwock reviews
In the stupidest story ever, the Mad Hatter becomes A RAPPER! OH NO! WILL SOMEONE SAVE US! This is really stupid and pointless and not for serious people.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha - Complete
Yes, I'm Going Back to School by LxAxMxMxY reviews
An unfortunate mix-up forces Professor Snape to go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry -- as a student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Severus S.
The Rule Of Three by satisfaction reviews
Years after tragedy drove Hermione Granger out of the magical world, she finds that she must return to it and face the loose ends of her former life that are tied into a mysterious prophecy: the rule of three.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G.
First Annual Hogwarts Camping Trip by LxAxMxMxY reviews
The students and faculty of Hogwarts School or Witchcraft and Wizardry are going on their first ever camping trip. Yay!
PG-13 For sexual and slashy humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
Tears of Suicidal Depression by Mare Tranquillitatis reviews
Well, you see, since Harry is dead, Luna wants to kill herself. And anyway, Harry loved Hermione who loved you Neville, and you love Luna, who loves Harry, who loved Hermione..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Who Killed Percy Weasley? by LxAxMxMxY reviews
It's Christmas at Hogwarts, Percy Weasley is dead, and everybody's a suspect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Revelations by michelle-31a reviews
Hermione makes a painful discovery that changes her opinion of a certain "Loony" Ravenclaw in dramatic fashion...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Torment and Turnips by michelle-31a reviews
Cho looks on with apathy as things go from bad to worse for Luna, while watching her growing friendship with Harry with conflicting emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Cho C., Luna L.