FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will take the rest of your drink when they think you've had to much. A best friend will look at you and say, "Girl, finish that! You know we don't waste!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

Quotes

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, naivety did.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Karma/Life is a bitch.

You, off my planet.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring if anyone thinks you're a lesbian.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for it's rights?

My friends are the kind that if the house was burning down they would be making smores and hitting on the firemen.

I'd offer moral support...but I have questionable morals.

I'd rather have immigrants than racitsts living here.

Boys are like lava lamps, not very bright but cool to look at when they're hot.

I am me and honey; that's something you'll never be.

Book slut: brings a different book to bed every night.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

War only determines who's left.

Police, Military, Medicare, P.O., Public libraries, Public schools are all types of socialism. Still against it?

Good morning. I see the assasions have failed...

Money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

Never go anywhere without a knife.

Two ways to follow: they never notice you or they only notice you.

The best way to keep a secret: tell no one.

There is no such thing as coincidence.

Always be specific when you lie.

Dust off your converse, time to save the universe.

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this.

Dance-the ultimate sport

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

I'm not shy...I'm just quietly observing my prey.

Thank you Mony Python. Now I'm afraid of rabbits.

My soul was removed to make room for all the sarcasm.

She is young but not naive, always wise beyond her years, hoping that no one would see everytimes she dried her tears.

I aim to please, but I shoot to kill.

I don't check my closet for Narnia, I check it for Tortall.

Doors are for people with no imagination.

Cynical, sarcastic, and jaded but am I wrong?

Sarcasm: it's easier than actually dealing with stupid people.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

A moose bit my sister once.

Ever try going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.

I love trees. Especially dead ones with words on them.

1. social life 2. good grades 3. sleep (pick two) Welcome to High School.

Rules: if it annoys you kill it, attack first ask questions later, drive fast: it's the best way to avoid roadside bombs.

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine." I want someone to look me in the eyes and say, "Tell the truth."

I love being invisible.

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

I don't know how to fight, all I know is how to stay alive.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution...

I disagree with you but I'm pretty sure you are not Hitler.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Just something I wanted to say about me:

I'm the girl who injures herself during dance then gets up and trys it again.
I'm the girl who smiles when I feel like crying.
I'm the girl who believes emotion is a weakness, so tries not to show it.
I'm the girl who laughs at something she heard yesterday.
I'm the girl who sees her friends crying and falls to the ground next to them, with my heart breaking.
I'm the girl who dances in the car and smiles when my parents ask me what I'm doing.

Most importantly I'm the girl who knows I'm crazy, and everything else you could think of, and am damn proud of it!