Hey i'm Ranger Indecisive. I WHISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR, I WHISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEARS, I WHISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR! NOW I'M GOANNA SHUT UP!!!

I'm currently not writing anything... Sorry if you're reading any of my stories, I should get back to writing sometime after my exams :/

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anyway stuff about me um...

favorite books: rangers apprentice (of coarse) by john flanny, now you see me, if the snow had not fallen, dead scared- like this forever by sj bolton, shock of the fall by some one, fault in our stars by John Green, Infernal devices, mortal instruments by cassandra clair, Divergent, Insurgent, Allengant by vernoica roth, The beautiful creatures series, game of thrones series, throne of glass by sarah j maas, fire, bitterblue and graceling by Kristin cashore, inside out and outside in by maria v Snyder, hunger games, catching fire and mockingjay by Suzanne Collins ect. (THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME LOVE HUMANITY)

favorite tv: game of thrones, merlin (woop go guises creepy eyebrow), (i don't watch much tv), castle ect

favorite super hero: iron man, batman ect

favorite villain: the joker ect

favorite music: i like most things, inde-rock.

favorite artist/band: Imagion Dragons.

favorite color: blue and green

weakness: i can't spell.

gender: female

age: 14... maybe

name: i have know idea?

I DON'T LIKE TOMATOES

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Did you know- it takes 42 muscles to "frown"?

But it only takes 4 muscles to raise your arm and smack the person annoying you upside the head - "FACT!"

Lol but it's true..:P

heres for 'd crime fans...:P

PsssssssssS: don't steal the government hates competition:D

A man was in court for murder. The judge reads the 1st charge: "so you killed your wife with a hammer?"
"YOU IDIOT !" shouts a man at the back.
The judge continues: "and then you killed her mother with the hammer?"
"IDIOT!" shouts the man at the back again, but this time the judge gets pissed off and threatins to hold the man with contempt.
"Im sorry judge" says the man. "Im his neighbour and ive been askin him for a loan of a hammer for ages and he said he didnt have 1!!!"

Wait what if the man had been lying!!! dun dun dun!

Here's for my school life:P

What I think when kids in my class read:

That’s a FULL STOP, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A FULL STOP

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

The fly fish of the outback do you like long paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that? I don’t even know

my thoughts during school:
(sing to the tune of jingle bells)

hahahahahaha
i'll punch you in the eye
if you don't stop talking
then i am going to die
(hey!)

hahahahahaha
shut up no one cares
when the cops come i'll just say
that you fell down the stairs
(hey!)

French teacher: you are not motivated in this class *frown*

Me: don't worry i'm not motivated in anything! *laugh*

I tried this with all my friends, i still don't understand why they are my friends...:P

whenever I’m becoming friends with someone new I like to play this game called “how long can I make this person think I’m normal” before I break out the weird

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

"I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia."

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear."

"Education is important; school however, is another matter."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

When in doubt, make up words!

words that i created (just some cose i don't want you steeling them!)

1. Jecauscal - when i don't understand something in maths
2. annoyacation - when you don't mean to teach someone to be annoying but you do (cose you're an idiot)
3. meadabear - a person that gives large bear hugs
4. falbagon - when you lose all your fabness
5. Escable - when you escape something that was escape-able

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
-Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
-The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.
-The bulls-eye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
-The doorbell was invented in 1831.
-The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.
-Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.
-There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.
-Napoleon was terrified of cats.
-The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.
-The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
-The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.
-The oldest known vegetable is the pea.
-Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.
-The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
-The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
-France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.
-The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is "feedback."
-The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.
-George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
-Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.
-The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.
-Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.
-The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.
-The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
-The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.
-Goldfish swallowing started at Harvard in 1939.
-Dry fish food can make goldfish constipated.
-The stall closest to the door in a bathroom is the cleanest, because it is the least used.
-Toilet paper was invented in 1857.
-Alaska could hold the 21 smallest States.
-Before Prohibition, Schlitz Brewery owned more property in Chicago than anyone else, except the Catholic church.
-If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
-Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
-Nondairy creamer is flammable.

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YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')= Emmizzle lol thats funny

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)= green elephant that werio-ish

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)= Anne Gardens narh thats ont soap opera-ish but its soapy!:P

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) Warem yer bros i'm called Warem

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)= green water to the rescue!!! dun dun dun

YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)= Mraitbe okay then

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)= Anne Patrick

YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)= Blood Hazel alright...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

RAP= Reatard Attempting Poetry

I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!!

I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit.

I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday.

'" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like bunnies??

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.

i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works.

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end wioth 'y'

i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here have a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

AMAZING RIGHT!

Police where do you live?

Me with my parents.

Police where do your parents live?

Me with me.

Police where is your house?

Me next to my neighbours house.

Police where is your neighbours house?

Me next to my house.

I.f. y.o.u. t.a.l.k. a.b.o.u.t. m.e. h.e.r.e.s. s.o.m.e. a.d.v.i.c.e... c.l.i.c.k. y.o.u.r. h.e.a.l.s. t.h.r.e.e. t.i.m.e.s. a.n.d. s.a.y... i. w.i.s.h. i. h.a.d. a. l.i.f.e.

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