Ridiculous Malec one-shots.

One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

Hmm... I never did like those curtains... The story of how the genius, Albus Dumbldore, set fire to his bed curtains.

a complete saga of snape's life... NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! this story is just for laughs. ik nothing like this would really happen... Rated teen for language and extreme negativity

Severus Snape was not a sentimental man, but he found a twisted sort of humor in the destruction of those who reminded him of James Potter. Very short oneshot.

Alec and Magnus have dinner with Alec's parents, on top of that already stressful situation, Jace is determined to find out if Alec has been...deflowered! A few short chapters. Will update daily. Hopefully funny. :

Severus Snape is a spy by nature and by training. As such it infuriates him when he realizes that he knows virtually nothing about the real Harry. He takes steps to enhance his knowlege.

After fifty-two years being together, Magnus still looks nineteen. He comforts Alec when he thinks he's too old...

Otto, Wing, Laura and Shelby escape from HIVE they are now back in the city by themselves and Dr.Nero is trying, and failing, to find them "Nero's face was a picture of horror and surprise 'What...'"

Also known as HIVEmind and the ponies... Basically, a short story of what happens when HIVEmind gets a virus and manages to visit youtube : enjoy!

With a strange potion, new location and the odd Muggle Studies Professor along for the ride, Harry's in for an interesting summer but why is Snape here? Dumbledore had better pray he gets all three back in one piece! Humor Angst NoMarySuesNoRomanceNoSlash

Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.

Magnus has a nightmare about his past

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

DH Spoiled. An alternate chapter. For the Snape fans!Funny, I promise!

Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!

A oneshot about Tonks and her clumsy attempts to get a first kiss out of the shy Remus Lupin. Set back in OotP. Please r&r!

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

The Staff of Hogwarts a bunch Superheros? What? Snape is Batman? Dumbledore is Superman?Minerva is Wonder Women? Weirded out yet? This story is complete...expect a sequal sometime ;) R&R!

A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!