PLEASE READ THIS NOTE! (bold)

OK i feel like SUCH A COMPLETE BAKA!! btw i have been watching subbed animes so yup baka means stupid or in my case it means ideot. i am sooooo sorry about this!!! i havent written anything for such a long time and i feel so guilty!!! please forgive me for that! oh and a shout out to all my W101 friends, HI!

i will now right a funny thing i have no idea why wizard101 blocked this on text chat:
apple sauce

weird right? XP that word is just plain funny to me. thanks for reading my profile and sorry if you find it a little drowned out (XD i don't really know why i put drowned in there i guess i just couldn't come up with a diffrent word)

my mom will only let me on the computer on the weekends now but i will still continue the story! 0. 0'

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Wizard101
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random conversation:

kristen: anyone see a snake around here?

Destiny(kristen's sister, you will see in the story): no

kristen: then why are you on the table

destiny: i am not on the table

kristen: yeah you are

destiny: i am standing on it

kristen: is there a diffrence?

destiny: no

kristen: um ok? XD

destiny: ok i am off the table

kristen: can you help me look for slithers now?

destiny: fine but i hate snakes

kristen: slithers can understand people

destiny: really?

kristen: yeah

destiny: oh gosh i am in trouble

kristen: what? why?

destiny: i didn't give him any popcorn yesterday

kristen: what the? never mind i will look somewhere else

(kristen walks out of the room and closes the door)

hows that for a random conversation? not very random actually but to me it is funny... x. o ok i declare myself completely crazy

gosh i am bored now XD

kristen stormglade:

level: 31

school: storm

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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じしf,)ノ ITS A KITTY! COPY AND PASTE TO ALLOW IT WORLD DOMINATION OF CATNESS!

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? underwater?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, Mille55, Drakefan077, Divinergirl

IMPORTANT NOTICEI am one of the many (there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or I Am Obsessed with Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot (my opinion is not needed at the moment), comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its up rise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...

a pumpkin fell off a hill, ran into a bowl of fish, was chased by a rabbit and the rabbit ate a cheese puff, the cheesepuff was poison and ran away and the bunny was confused and didnt chase it and didnt eat it. when the bear saw the squirrel it went ice skating and the monkey stole a mango from a penguin! the cook was mad at the penguin for not cooking the fish in 900 degrees water and a kiwi learned to fly! if you got confused by this copy and paste this onto your profile and if not then you are just like the panda in this story XD there is no panda so... yup i wrote this when i was bored! you do not have to include the writing after YUP sooooo yeah i am not a loonatic if you were wondering i just have crazy ideas and i write them down for my own purposes of filling the world with crazyness which i have practacly succeded in doing in wizard101, clubpenguin, webkinz, runescape, pokemon, and such. i am just going to keep on writing from here on at the moment. trance songs are the best in my opinion and you should look them up. just avoid videos with pictures that should not be veiwed by most people. i would recomend the song dragon!

here is like an overveiw of myself:

name: I am not going to tell you! My name does mean ambitious though ^.^

best friend: Alexis, Hannah

favorite anime person: KYO SOHMA!!!!, everyone from angel beats!, most Sohma family members

favorite book(s): harry potter, warrior cats

favorite game: wizard101

Occupation when bored: writing

fav writing subject: wizardry

Main character in most writings: kristen stormglade

stories not online:

the magic sisters (purely made up)

- the new clan (warrior cats)

- (many others i have wrote are ether on hold or are finished, i am planning on starting a pokemon story)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, Periosha, Victory's Raconteur, Dragon132, Secretismine4ever, Divinergirl