30 Day OTP Challenge (NSFW version) [a different pairing each day] - Day 5: Blow Job ;; Post-Sburb ;; Kanaya is working on a sewing assignment she needs to have completed at a certain time. She's been working for a long time, and Rose thinks that she needs a break.

It's been a while since Ruby and Sapphire have done anything that isn't casual and domestic. Installment 3 of Starry Eyed series. [cross-posted on ao3, cover art by Spatial, used with permission]

You are John Egbert and you are extremely horny.

Jake English has been hunting demons for years now. He has finally found the base of his current target. But will he fall pray to the charms of a demon who is almost as famous as him. The dangerous Dirk Strider. Demon AU, DemonDirkXHunterJake, yaoi and smut and all that stuff. OneShot Enjoy

Dave just wanted some food, was that so much to ask? Looking back though it's not his fault, sometimes what you want is the exact opposite of what you get. ((I wrote this in like half an hour because inspiration it's not long but it seemed super cute!))

Request: Eridan/Gamzee (nsfw w/ dom Eridan) post-party (featuring a bonus March Eridan)

Kankri decides to have some fun with himself after caving into his urges.

Sollux and Karkat do it. Feat. choking and bondage. That's it.

She had given in to the weakness of her physical form then, and to the amazing sex that had followed. But now that there was no tongue laving her gem or fingers stroking her dripping cunt she was having second thoughts. What if they were caught?

Marceline hadn't seen Bubblegum in a week. This little fact was ripping the vampire apart. She needed to see Bubblegum. Every part of her was desperately craving the princess (just me testing if I can even write Yuri sorry if it sucks)

At last the day had come for Aranea and Porrim to act out that pirate roleplay they had planned weeks ago. There are costumes and personas and healthy adherence to SSC. What started as just any other kinky pailing will stay there, right? (Aranea3Porrim)

John is overly self conscious but has an awesome boyfriend who takes care of him.

The two have a hard time keeping quiet some nights, but thank Glob that the castle walls have insulation. The Rebel Queen and her Not-So-Innocent Princess carry on their antics considerably often, but it never seizes to excite both of them. Marceline x Princess Bubblegum lemon/lime/smut/fluff. One-shot.

Part one of my weird JohnDave thingy. (TW: mentions of rape) Rated M because consentual sex thou.

Determined to impress his former classmates, Michael convinces Pam to join him at his high school reunion; Jim gets an unexpected call from Karen. Takes place during Season 4 right after "Branch Wars;" written years ago with the intent to follow continuity, but later events in Season 5 contradict the Karen subplot.

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Marceline has never went to the same school for more then a year because of her fathers job. But there is something different about this school.

Just because Kankri is celibate doesn't mean he's asexual. Damara learns this firsthand.

This is a Sebastian x Female Reader x Adult Ciel lemon.

A Claude x Female Reader lemon. Only 18 and older please.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you're sure that Karkat giving you a blowjob is a great idea. (TW FOR GENITAL MUTILATION. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.)

For Felix. Dirk buys aphrodisiac candles and sticks them in Dave's room to mess with him. But Dave puts them somewhere else. Right next to Dirk's futon. Stridercest. DirkXDave.

Jim is trapped between two thoughts, when a prank on Dwight doesn't go as planned. Jim/Dwight slash. No spoilers. Smut/Humor.

She shouldnt have gotten into that ring. She was outmatched and outweighed by more than she would have pleased. But hell the challenge wasnt going to stop her, she was Marceline Abadeer and a challenge was something she never backed away from. Even if it was going to ruin her relationship with long time girlfriend Bonnibel Bubblegum.

A bizarre behind-the-scenes look at Michael's making of Threat Level Midnight 2. Not for the faint of heart.

"She didn't know him, never seen him before in her life. But she had the sudden and immense urge to bite him. Right in the neck." Bubbline oneshot.

Rose adores everything about her lover, from her hair to her breasts to her legs to her feet and everything in between. But most of all she loves her for her. Jade/Rose Fluffsmut written for Shareq/imayhavebeenborn on tumblr

Roxy and Jane enjoying cupcakes

"You turn to face your then best friend, still best friend, long time lover, John Egbert, and you kiss him about two hundred times." Wherein Dave reaches many of life's milestones with his best friend and maybe falls in love along the way.

Your name is Jake English and you are about to be dominated in a way that will make you regret never letting someone do this before.

John and Dave decided to do one of those sexual christmas rps. John is Santa and Dave is the elf who just so happens to be on the naughty list. you get the idea. this is basically (really bad) pwp. nothing more.

When Mituna cancels out on him and Latula's "special day", Porrim arrives to help alleviate the situation.

spookycatzeenitram asked: on the fanfic requests thing, can you do one where they try like bondage and tav goes over board (dom!tav) So I delivered.

A smile tugged at the corners of Kanaya's pink lips. "You look simply exquisite when you're deep in concentration." Her voice was quiet. Laughing, Rose replied, "Flattery will get you nowhere."

It's Marceline's birthday and Bubblegum has an interesting gift planned for her. Too bad the surprise party guests are accidently trapped in the Vampire's closet again. It seems like they might get an even bigger surprise then the birthday girl herself. It's not what you think …

It's been about half a year now and it becomes habit for Dave to sneak out to see John and everything that entails. Pepsi Cola (DaveJohn)

Dave is afraid of thunderstorms and calls out to John for comfort.

In which Ryan and Jim are sex buddies. This is Season 1, the beginning of their hot slash fucking. Doing 1 story per season, except 2 for season 4. NOT romance, unless requested. Read, rate, review, comment!

John comes home tired after a day of work as an assistant teacher, but Dave has a little something planned... Pepsicola, Hammertime, John x Dave. Smutty one-shot.

Marceline has everything, everything but someone that makes her fill the emptiness. One night in a club she finally found that one person. AU, One-Shot. Yuri.

What happens when Dirk and Jake get toys and alcohol for Christmas? Established relationship, lemon, bondage, toys, etc. Don't like, don't read. Christmas gift for my friend Marissa. Enjoy!

Dave's over at John's house while his Bro has a "friend over." So he has a little ploy to trick John into being his. PepsiCola one-shot with a lemon. c:

Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.

A peek into The Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum's past and the aftermath of the episode "What Was Missing?". WARNING YURI. MarcelinexBubblegum

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?