I read, not write (because i suck at it)(Okay,I sorta write stuff, but not HP or anything that is here pn ff.net) Harry Potter fanfiction. I also mosey on over to DBZ if I have a hankering for anime.(yeehaw! hankering!)

Are u still here? Okay, I'll continue.

I like H/H ships, R/and someone who is not Hermione, or dare I say it, Harry. (I just can't read "slash"- makes me throw up, blah!)

I hate HP/G, HP/Cho, and HG/D the most...actually make that HG/Snape, that freaks me out. (so does Crabe/Goyle)

You may have noticed that I like to use parentheses very much. (see?)

I also am fond of video games (PS2 f-eva! Don't look at me like that. I wanna be cool too) I like FFX, GTA 3, Dynasty Warriors 3, and other good'uns. I suck at great games like MGS 2 though.

I like H/H romance and action/adventure.

My favorite quotes:

"Outta the way jerkass!"- Homer Simpson

"Don't fear the reaper, fear the rapist"

(My friend told me this one)"Do not violate my butthole!"

(I think it goes like this) "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"- Volde-... oops, I mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

"Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger"

"Austin Powers, do you remember me? (Austin answers) My name is Mufasa, and I am the one who will be killing you now. Doctareee!!!!"- Will Ferrell (one of the funniest people ever) in Austin Powers 2.

"The red carpet has teeth," Auron of Final Fantasy X.

--(children look away)--

"Kimari finds Auron sexy. Kimari's penis wants to invade his special place,"- Kimari of FFX (he's one sick Ronso!)

(Children keep looking away)

"Doobies and dildos, oh a wonderful pair! Smoke one up and shove one up! D&D, not Dungeons and Dragons, but Doobies and Dildos! Horay!- Tidus of FFX (betcha didn't know he said that, did ya. No you didn't! But he did say it! Sorry, I drank too much coke today...)

Children, just close the box, okay?)

"Do I suck cock, only if I can count my own,"- Adolph Hitler (that fucking queer)

I'd like to take time off to apoligize to both the parents of the children whose minds I have corrupted and the kids themselves. I did give you fair warning, however.

Favorite Movies:

My favorite movie is probably either Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, or Tom Green's sickening mess; Freddy Got Fingered. (Go see them, they're hilarious)

Harry Potter was good too.(Coulda been better, though)

Finally, my favorite stories on FF.net are Septanic Deuling(sp?) and Tangled Fates. (NAPPA also happens to be my favorite author)Also I like Hudsonlv416...or something like that, just look in my fav author list.

I hope you thought this was sorta entertaining, I try and make people laugh because it is the best medicine. (didn't Patch Adams teach you anything?)

C-ya En shoe

P.S. There is a revolution coming, I just haven't made my mind up about who it will be against.