Rubethhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock. Hi. So... I'm supposed to put some little summary of myself here or something? Uh... okay... Well, I'm Ruby. I'm most likely younger than you think, and unbothered by what pronoun you use for me. I live in Australia, and I hate summer. So, I'm not really one much to write stories. So I doubt you'll really see much writing here. This account's mainly for reading and favouriting stories, I guess... Though if I write one I at least half-like, I will post it. Until then, you could probably follow my tumblr to be updated on when I have the ideas to write them, or you could even drop some prompts into my ask and I'll write it when I can be bothered. ... Okay that's not very encouraging... I ship Dramione, (HP) Faberry, Klaine, Kurtbastian [multishipping ftw, Wevid, Brittana, (Glee) Lim, Kapashima, Sebastiben, Leric, (Spah!verse) Johnlock, (Sherlock), and pretty much all slash. SHAMELESS PLUG TIME I mentioned above some ships from Spah!Verse, which is a Glee Fanfiction otherwise called The Dalton Boys Are Geeks 'verse or Double Oh 'verse. Depending on how formal you feel... But it's usually called Spah!Verse or even just Spah. It was written by Infraredphaeton, who has a Livejournal, ff.net and a Tumblr account. There's a masterpost of the fic on the author's Livejournal, and it's mainly based at Dalton Academy with Kurt and Blaine and Wes and David and stuff, but there's Original Characters in there too, and on the author's Tumblr she posts drabbles and everything, and the OC's have turned into like, the spin off of this fanfic fandom and it's absolutely amazing... It's like, an entire fandom of a Glee spin-off, kind of... (think Dalton, but even more awesome!) Livejournal masterpost: Tumblr: Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/810033/infraredphaeton |
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Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 10816 - Favs: 10,874 - Follows: 12,755 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
After the Thames by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Theo come across Hermione Granger throwing rocks into the river several years after the war. They'd had an odd connection that had started in the library at Hogwarts but nothing really began until after the Thames. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Draco M., Theodore N., Hermione G.] - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 12,773 - Follows: 5,408 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 10,647 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16145 - Favs: 27,021 - Follows: 15,385 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Detective and His Blogger by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Don't Know Much But I Know This For Certain by thenewchelsea reviews
Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe despise each other. Plain and simple. So when their families plan a surprise vacation together, Sebastian can't imagine anything more miserable. So why isn't he miserable?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
ABC's by Nothing-but-PBandJ reviews
Yes. Drabbles. The horrible, horrible drabbles. Each with a letter of the alphabet. Each about two of our favorite characters on Sherlock. Slash SherlockxJohn/ Rated for suggestive but nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
This is the Perfect Time to Panic by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt thought it was bad enough trying to find an appropriate Valentine's Day gift for Blaine. It just got even worse when he found out it was his birthday too. Klaine. COMPLETE. (finally!)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Throw Roses in the Rain by that asian reviews
In which the ND girls attempt to flirt-slash-seduce Kurt's new neighbor, Sebastian Smythe. This goes about as well as one can expect. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Carriage Ride by blue sapphire lady reviews
The Golden Trio is forced to take a painfully long carriage ride with none other than a grumpy Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for the clueless Hermione, Malfoy's plan to flirt with the witch to get "her bodyguards" all angry gets a little bit out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times John Got Drunk by Alstroe reviews
and at the worst possible times, too. He's supposed to be presentable for this blasted New Year's party. *Fluffy and humorous with huge Johnlock hints, because I can't seem to stay away from the "let's get characters drunk" trope.*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Jumping to Conclusions by jiiterbug reviews
The story of how Kurt and Sebastian end up engaged.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Bamfderson reviews
Kurt has a question; if only Sebastian would stop acting like a toddler and answer it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Horrors of Fanfiction by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harry sends John a link that leads to something rather terrifying...at least according to Sherlock who is trying to burn his brain out
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Delights of Fans and Horrors of Sherlock by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the last installment of the Horrors series! for once it is not the fangirls that are causing the problems in John's life. it's Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Anthony by truemizzie reviews
John's son broke all of Sherlock's rules, and when they met, Sherlock changed from the borderline sociopath most people thought he was to something that John had trouble describing... Godfather!Sherlock. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Building a Life by redhead414 reviews
A 12 Part Epilogue to "It's All Uncharted."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,502 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Animal Am I? by CowMow reviews
1st chapt triggered by KatheeHDS. When Sherlock is bored, Cluedo is not longer an option. Thankfully, there is John. Sherlock can ask John questions. John doesn't mind answering them. Yet. Fluffy 221B's, sort of JohnLock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Secrets she knows by ChocolateLocks reviews
Donovan has her hands on an incriminating recording of Sherlock when he was asleep, and learns more than she had ever wanted to. Secrets never stay secret for long, especially when it can end in the humiliation of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sealed by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Experiments rarely go as planned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tingle, Itch, What is This? by Lily-L-Bell reviews
Under stress John Watson engages subconsciously in orally fixated behaviors. Sherlock observes these, but is put out when there seems to be no stressful reason for John to be eating popsicles. First Kiss fic. Short but sweet.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Tea Kettles and Kisses by ShoyDragon reviews
By all accounts, it shouldn't have happened at all. Oneshot, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Anatomically Incorrect Hearts by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock and John can't seem to agree on the right way to spend Valentine's Day. A bit late for the whole Valentine's Day thing though, eh? Ha. Fluff. Pre-Reichenbach. R/R, s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Long Night by futurescreenwriter11 reviews
One-shot. Non-slash. What would happen if Lestrade, John, and Sherlock had to share a bed?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gladstone by despommes reviews
Gladstone is a very special cat. Just ask either of his daddies.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
I Have Loved You For a Thousand Years by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
John doesn't realize what Sherlock is trying to do until the third time it happens. But also has the mention of two men going at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Noise And Hammers reviews
Sherlock is dreaming this Sunday. Dreaming about John. And John is curious. Johnlock fluff but no lemons. Sorry. Previously "Sunday Is For Dreaming"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Find You Aesthetically Pleasing by Anti-canon reviews
Kidfic! John has always been a serious child and though most kids tease him for it, Sherlock finds it... fascinating.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fluff, actually by ManicVergingonPsychotic reviews
John doesn't know the reason Sherlock gets up so early each morning...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of High Functioning Sociopaths and Kitchen Knives by Yukaido reviews
"Booored." He was on his final knife now. The silverware drawer lay distressingly open and bare in the other room. The last piece of cutlery sailed through the air, decidedly dramatic and final as it struck the dead center of the bull's-eye. "Boooooored!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Genius' Audience by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Sherlock has a theory about his relationship with John. Now the only thing to do is to test that theory. SH/JW JW/SH Sherlock/John John/Sherlock contains slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Welcome home, Sherlock by consultations reviews
Set after The Reichenbach Fall. John comes home to find a familiar friend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Peculiar Times, Peculiar Measures by CKerased reviews
When Sherlock suddenly becomes "famous," the press refuses to leave Sherlock and John alone. Sherlock decides to finally answer one of the journalists' questions in an incredibly unexpected manner. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tea by binary-express reviews
"So you were just curious?" he asked, incredulously. Sherlock was silent for a long while. "…yes."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Touch by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments on his flat mate...yet again.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Walk in the Park by N.C.Faraway reviews
John suggests that Sherlock try normal activites and a walk in the park ensues. But knowing Sherlock, an innocent walk in the park may turn into something more...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kittens by ViennaSunset reviews
Oneshot. Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock decides to leave Molly Hooper's house after five months of hiding. But how will John feel about his return home? And how does Sherlock soften the blow for his friend when he returns from the dead. Funny, inspired fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stupid Americans by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
Sherlock takes on a new case, taking down SOPA and PIPA. But, he doesn't want John to come along with him to America. A small drabble based off of a conversation I had with nodoubt-sherlock on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In a Jam by 0equilibrium0 reviews
In which John is short and injured and Sherlock is tall and mystifying.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Normal by Lastew reviews
To find a murderer, the boys go to a Halloween costume party at a club.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times John Almost Told Sherlock He Loved Him by gatalovesyou reviews
...and 1 time he did! 5-plus-1, as cute as a box of puppies. Some shameless fluff for those suffering after Reichenbach, like me. John/Sherlock, some pre-slash, some slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A little telly by Monica D. Watson reviews
John walk in on Sherlock watching something interesting. Not written to be serious.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaking on the Sly by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
John discovers that Sherlock is surprisingly good at pairing people together...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Puzzle Magazine by Random Ruth reviews
Sherlock's bored and John wants some peace and quiet. Not going to happen. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rehydration Game by Random Ruth reviews
John wants something to drink. That proves difficult, thanks to Sherlock. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Three Lick Problem by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
Sherlock attempts to answer one of the world's most profound questions: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Hounds of Baskerville in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
The second episode of season 2 cracked out in quicktime for all your laughter and enjoyment. Hope this brings you some cheer after the final episode tears! check out my profile for the other episodes!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coordination by NateintheAttic reviews
"Moving about with a mad genius attached to your wrist was not a particularly pleasant experience, especially given Sherlock's tendency towards sharp and abrupt hand movements."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
text by truemizzie reviews
Three years after the Fall, John wakes up to a text from Sherlock. He texts back...for the next year. A story of desperation, love and disbelief told through texts. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Original Titles and Exciting Plotlines by Trompet reviews
John is a new student at Baker High School and life is really really hard and then he meets Sherlock and they fall in luv SUMMARY SUX PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME OR UR JUST JEALOUS OF MY ORIGINALITY! A parody of High School AUs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Horrors of Fangirls by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sort of sequel to The Horrors of Fanfiction. Sherlock and the others are being stalked by fangirls and it's time to do something drastic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Confirmed Bachelor John Watson by BrittFaceNess reviews
"Thank you, John." "For what?" "For worrying over me."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Consulting Detective and His Chicken by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
All John wanted is for Sherlock to go to the market. What he got instead was a consulting detective covered in feather and a dead chicken. This is Slash!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study In Pink In Quicktime by MayaDeLima reviews
A humorous summary of the first episode of Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Molly Hooper, The Blabber Mouth by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
at this dramatic moment in the time where everyone is mourning Sherlock, Molly confesses everything, all Mycroft could think is what caused Sherlock to choose such a blabber mouth to help him fake his death.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 345 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lessons in Communication by torriebug reviews
Sherlock Holmes gets bored very easily, especially when John is working the day shift at the hospital. A fic entirely made of texts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Should Have Said No by speck211 reviews
'He had warned him. He had told John to say no, say they were unavailable, say they had contracted Bubonic plague and were under quarantine – anything other than, "Certainly, Mrs. Hudson, we can watch Miss Turner's niece. No trouble at all." '
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Book At Bedtime by Garmonbozia reviews
Sherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this idea
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Over thinking it by change-it-all reviews
John is the one who ends up over thinking things on a murder scene. Tied in with Martin Freeman's segmants on Bruiser
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Wants Cake by Meg Phelps reviews
Fluff, if you can't tell by the title. Sherlock wants cake. He needs it. *Edit: I fixed it so it's no longer a big block of text. It's much easier to read now.*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out of the Rain by MirabileLectu reviews
John Watson hates the rain, but not for the reasons you might think.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Spot of Blogging by Peridot-Eyes reviews
A little story centred around Sherlock's new hobby, blogging. But not everything he writes is to John's liking...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hobbit Hair by LeiaPrincess21 reviews
John has hobbit hair. Sherlock feels as though it is incumbent upon him to tell John. Assuming established romance. Johnlock. T for language and implied shagging.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Scandal in Belgravia in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
A crack telling of episode 1 of seaosn 2! Like my stories of the last season I have struck again to bring humor and crack to our lovely episodes! check my profile to see last season's quicktimes
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold by TextbookEnigmatic reviews
John has a bit of fun in Sherlock's coat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Childishly Simple by alocin reviews
Sherlock commandeers a bicycle in the name of justice.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why Mr and Mrs Holmes Should Have Never Had Sex by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU-ish of SiiB. John meets the baby Holmes and only girl, he can't help but wonder why the hell Mr and Mrs Holmes procreated. crackish
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Declaration Of Romantic Intent by velja reviews
John is sent one of those official notice papers, this one being a declaration of romantic intent. From Sherlock. Who filled it out in his own special way. Very special way. What's John to do about it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maybe, Baby by slashyking reviews
Sherlock crack!fic. Sherlock and a baby. Let the fun begin. Details in Author's Note. Established Relationship S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sometimes mundane activities can be fun by AwkwardDalek reviews
Sherlock ends up going food shopping with John and amusing himself at the tills.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Moriarty, Worlds most feared psychopath by Tealheartleopard reviews
John wakes up Sherlock after he hears strange noises from the kitchen. Gun at the ready, the baker street boys go and investigate. Complete randomness! Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Date by Heart Torn Out reviews
John's going on a date with a certain consulting detective. Sherlock just doesn't know it yet. SLASH DON'T LIKE DON'T READ BUT YOU SHOULD READ!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Deductions of Christmas by Tronnie reviews
John wants to celebrate Christmas with Sherlock and get him presents for the holiday, but Sherlock won't stop deducing what they are! He's ruining the surprise! fluffy, S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Shambles In Fitzrovia Or Marylebone Or Camden by Melaszka reviews
A very immature parody of A Scandal in Belgravia. NB Spoilers ahoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brothers by aworldoflis reviews
When Burt doesn't wake up from coma after his heart attack, Child Welfare Agency decides to place Kurt in a foster family. Kurt is not amused, but fortunately, he is not alone. His new foster brother seems to come with his own set of problems, though.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt is showing Blaine Kurt's Baby book, which should mean embarrassment, but with it they realize that 'Kurt and Blaine' go back much further than that day on the Dalton Academy stairs. Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In the Gaps, Between Words by AllHandsLinked reviews
*FUTURE FIC* Blaine is gearing up for a new school year and a fresh start. He is excited to meet all his new pupils, but one looks hauntingly familiar.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Evidence by whatabeautifulmess reviews
The next time Julian saw him, Logan was going to be so, so dead. JOGAN, based on CP Coulter's Dalton. Rated T for language and those boys getting their mack on. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Invisible by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Do you know how many gay teenagers get bullied to the point of killing themselves? If I hadn't met Blaine, that would probably be me right now. You'd all probably be at my funeral, if you cared enough to come." Non-canon. Klaine-centric.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Time Traveling! by WantedFantasy reviews
Hermione swore she would never again time travel. But that bloody Doctor had to come in and ruin it. Watch as our favorite witch explores the universe and fights an enemy that she nor The Doctor are ready for. Never underestimate a fairy tale.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Raising Draco's Son by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Ignorance is bliss but it could change people's lives forever. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sail by foraworldundeserving reviews
Klaine plus Warblers plus boat. Like you need a summary to tell you how this one's going to go. Spin off from KiKiFliesDW13 Gleek's Kiss prompt - not necessary to read to understand this story though. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt is astonished to find out some things he never knew about himself, all thanks to the new AP Literature teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hickeys of After by ThatsPrettySchway reviews
Chustin Charlie/Justin the morning after. Quick oneshot drabble. CP Coulter's Daltonverse. Mild language and pre!smut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Avada KWhat? by Alex11215 reviews
The Doctor is very puzzled to discover that there is a species he hasn't heard of, Witches and Wizards! Hermione Granger is dubious when she learns of aliens. When their two worlds collide they are forced to work together to solve a mysterious murder.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Hide and Seek by iggy-writes reviews
a seven year old Kurt and Blaine are best friends playing hide and seek at day-care. Showing them both when they were 7 year old best friends, to 17 year-old boyfriends. and how little they have changed! Fluffy Klaine :
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Lonely God by clearbluewater reviews
This sort of popped into my head whilst I was reading Brisingr, which had one certain quote in it. Which you will find as the introduction to the story. Reviews and criticism are very welcome, after all I want to make sure you. Well I hope you enjoy it
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Teddy Bear BandAid by AllHandsLinked reviews
The story of how Blaine and Kurt both find themselves getting way too sentimental over a teddy bear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Blaine It On The Alcohol by Trebla reviews
After Rachel's party, Kurt finds himself as the object of Blaine's drunken confessions.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Magically Musically Talented by ColeTheCapricorn reviews
When the war is over, an ipod is put in a potion mix unexpectedly, and two heads who previously hated each other can't stop the school, or themselves from singing, and dancing. This will be one great last year! Dramione. Rated T for language and song
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
twilight chat by BellaSwanCullen1997 reviews
What happens when the Cullens all come for an interview. Well this story tells it all. From fuuny stories to sad memories to them all singing songs, this story contains it all. This is just an interview with the twilight characters. I do not own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
Facebook Shenanigans by Sparklefarey16 reviews
What happens when the Gleeks go viral? Facebook, what else? It's New Directions meets Warblers, via Klaine. SPAH'verse style - belongs to Infraredphaeton on Livejournal.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This is All About Memories by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt may not like new year's resolutions, but he does like the event itself. He's never had the same New Year's Eve twice. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Dinner Guest by Summer Tea reviews
"I was wondering if I could bring someone along for dinner tonight. My friend, Blaine. He's in the Warblers." Burt sighed again. Kurt was bringing a boy over. For dinner. To meet him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Great Game in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blind Banker in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
The script parodies continue! Enjoy the epic CRACK! Check out my profile for A Study in Pink in Quicktime!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by the darkness revealed reviews
Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hairstyles by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't know what to do with his hair. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Missing Puzzle Piece by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Five times Blaine kissed Kurt somewhere other than his lips, and one time they shared their first kiss.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Espionage by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Sam runs into a classmate from his old school, but he's kind of confused. Why is Blaine at McKinley, and why does he keep asking him about Kurt Hummel? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
msn chat with the twilight cast by NessieCarlieCullen13 reviews
What happens when the cullens and some other people get on msn to chat? find out right now! just click this! i suck at summarys. but this is a REALLY GOOD story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: The texts, the chats, and the evil plans by minie moo luvs u reviews
What will go down when the Cullens get IM? or when they get revenge on Lauren mallory? find out answers to questions like... is Edward gay? Alice survive no shopping for a week? AND WHY THE HELL IS EMMETT SINGING BARBIE? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Won’t Go Until We Get Some by Marmalade Fever reviews
...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Collecting Kisses by foggybythebay reviews
Soon-to-be Professor Granger woke up with a raging headache and a sprig of mistletoe floating above her head. Figuring its presence was the work of a blond, soon-to-be Potions professor, she accosted him only to find him in possession of one, too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blasted Sorting Hat by sarahyyy reviews
In which Scorpius is a Gryffindor and Rose is a Slytherin. Think that things couldn't get worse? Think again because they have to tell their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Five Candles Hermione Granger Lit by sarahyyy reviews
The candles meant as much to her as it did to him. Five moments between Draco and Hermione and a candle too, but you already know that .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chatting with The Cullens Twilight AIM by Korie.Moore reviews
I was bored so I decided to make this...thingy. It does have a plot....kind of. You'll see If you read it So yeah....I stink at making summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Season by Ali Wolfe reviews
a hybrid story consisting of chats, wally-world pranks, etc. read, and review to tell me just the -im-perfection. Disclaimer: I does not own Twilight to reassure u doubters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Be The Death Of Me by Anlynne reviews
Hermione has two secrets, and they won't stay secret for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,279 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ridiculous! by sarahyyy reviews
“Granger, I need your help.” “So you kidnapped me?” Funny Dramione oneshot. Includes kidnapping, insults, threats and a very confused Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change by sarahyyy reviews
“I try to make the students understand how hard it was during the war. I show them my scars, my pensive, tell them stories… And well, I try not to come up with the next Voldemort in my class.” Dramione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by blue sapphire lady reviews
All Hermione wanted to do was finish her essay. Actually their essay. But of course Malfoy had to start a game of Truth or Dare. And of course she had to agree...D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stuck on you by Dramione27 reviews
I will kill peeves!" he exclaimed as he tumbled down the stairs and landed right underneath the enchanted misteltoe. Sexy Funny Christmas Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sev'rus The Potions Master by sarahyyy reviews
“Then one foggy Christmas Eve, a salesman came to say, Sev’rus with your hair so greased, won’t you buy shampoo tonight?“ Fred, George and Hermione's Christmas present to Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Three little words by Dramione27 reviews
Not the words you would think. Funny Dramione oneshot with Ron and Harry bashing and serious Snape fun. Rating for my creative use of the word F... Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Musical by bloodyhell92 reviews
When Malfoy and Hermione argue one time too many, all hell breaks loose upon the houses of Hogwarts. A surge of magic is created and causes students and staff alike to randomly burst into song! Hogwarts will never be the same again. DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,070 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Goblet of Fire For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
You've waited for it, and now it's here: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Losing My Religion by truemizzie reviews
Hermione reflects on how her religion affected her life in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Random For a Title by IcyPanther reviews
My own little take on all of the cliché DHr ideas that I see floating around. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop Calling Me Malfoy by ellamalfoy8 reviews
The war is over, but not everyone is safe. That includes Malfoy, who after saving Harry's life must go into hiding. Where must he hide? Hermione's house! She learns more about him and begins to ask, is he really that bad? DMHG R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Petrified by truemizzie reviews
What if the petrified wards in the Hospital Wing in Second Year could feel and think throughout their time spent there? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Hermione G., Justin F. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Astronomy Tower Truth or Dare by truemizzie reviews
When our favourite HP characters get stuck on top of the Astronomy tower, only madness can ensue! RHr HG NLLL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Outsmarted by Orla-Destiny reviews
After a muckup in Potions, Draco and Hermione have a small argument and then, suddenly find themselves in a room they've never seen before: the old Hogwarts torture chamber. Discussions lead to something else but is it all an act? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Enemies Interact by Orla-Destiny reviews
It all starts out as a normal day for Draco, but then, Potions with the Gryffindors comes and everything starts to change when Snape pairs him with Hermione for their Polyjuice assignment. Soon more events follow and they are brought closer together. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,304 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Flowers
"Sherlock! Why is the carpet covered in dirt and flower petals? You had better have a good explanation for this!" Short, kind of fluffy drabble. Established John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Milk reviews
John needs sleep. Sherlock needs milk. Short one-shot that could be slash if you wanted.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Muggle Camp reviews
Hogwarts is closed for the safety of the students, and the 6th and 7th years are assigned a compulsory group and activity for the summer. This is all fine and dandy with the kids, but then they find out it's in the muggle world! Rated T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.