Hey. I'm wHaT's In A pEn-NaMe, but because I got a hand cramp just from typing that out, you can call me Emme.

I'm a teenager from America who is in love with two people, who are technically the same person. One of them is a fictional character and the other, I will probably never even meet. Fred Weasley and James Phelps. I love George/Oliver, but not in the same way :)

Gosh, I need a life outside of my fantasies.

I've been writing since my first English class, and reading since I could read. My taste in literature was kind of poor to start with - the first actual non-kid novel I read was Twilight, and I thought it was awesome. Then I discovered The Host, S.M.'s good book. Around October of 2010, my best friend, girl-whose-name-you-don't-need-to-know, was obsessed with Harry Potter. Truthfully, I never really cared about it. Actually, it was Doctor Who that got me to become a crazed fan. At Christmas, they had a marathon going on. I was flicking through the channels, recognized David Tennants voice when Barty Crouch Jr. was casting the Dark Mark, decided to watch it, and the angel choir sang hallelujah.

Now I put a whole new meaning to fanatic.

Anyways, I'm currently working really hard on getting several chapters finished on my story before actually publishing said story, hence having no proof whatsoever that I write. I'm in the process of plotting, planning, and working as late into the night as my schedule allows me in a caffeine-induced haze. My keyboard is sticking, my internet is crap, and I think I'm getting too-much-typing syndrome.

Just hold on!!!!

Stuff

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"We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one."

...With a cherry on top.

| f | r | e | d | -- my anti Rowling.

"This is my Time-Wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff."

May the re-Fredding be wth you.

"I'm going to throw every first year spell at him. I'm talking Alohomora, Jelly-Legs Jinx, Lumos..."

Not all those who wander are lost.

"We shall rule this land, and we will call it... This Land."

To infinity and beyond, and all that jazz.

Favorite HP Quotes

Harry Potter - "This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

Ron Weasley - "We're with you whatever happens."

Hermione Granger - "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

Ginny Weasley - "The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got the nerve."

Fred Weasley - "Give her hell from us, Peeves!"

George Weasley - "But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Rubeus Hagrid - "What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does."

Dobby - "Dobby is a free elf."

Minerva McGonagall - "Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world."

Sirius Black - "The ones that love us never really leave us. You can always find them...In here."

Severus Snape - "Always."

Albus Dumbledore - "It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."

Draco Malfoy - "Montague's been found in a toilet, sir."

Luna Lovegood - "Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn't you? They were just lurking out of sight, that's all. You heard them."

Neville Longbottom - "I'll join you when hell freezes over."

Mad-Eye Moody - "CONSTANT VIGILLANCE!!!"

Remus Lupin - "I am sorry too. Sorry I will never know him...but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life."

James Potter - "Until the very end."

Fleur Delacour - "What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!"

Filius Flitwick - "I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."

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Harry Potter Stuff

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF SEVERUS SNAPE...

...A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor...

...without all that red and gold crap...

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF FRED WEASLEY... (please note I refuse to believe he is dead)

...Who fought bravely to the very end...

...And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half...

...And will loyally await his best mate and brother...

...with many jokes...

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF DOBBY...

...Who was more free and full of love...

...than any other elf, and most humans.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF REMUS J. LUPIN...

...the last real Marauder...

...who was not just a wonderful father...

...an incredible husband and brave hero...

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF NYMPHADORA TONKS...

...who died for 'the greater good'...

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALASTOR 'MAD-EYE' MOODY...

...who's motto 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' kept him alive...

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF COLIN CREEVEY...

...who we really didn't know too well...

...but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war...

...so he must've done something good...

...besides stalking Harry.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF HEDWIG...

...Harry's first actual friend...

...who lived and died soaring.

Draco Malfoy, the amazing...bouncing...ferret.

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I, wHaT's In A pEn-NaMe, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, no matter how horrible, old, etc. it is. I will never throw flames, but give constructive critisism. I will praise and encourage those who are doing a good job, and I will review simply to review because I know that they can make a crappy day seem so much better.

I have joined the review revolution.