The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

The bloodlusting reign of the King of Gryffindor has sent thousands into hiding. The only person oblivious to this seems to be the King's sole heir, Princess Hermione, so when she is captured by thieves, she is ready to protect her birthright. Until the too seductive Draco Malfoy decides that his prisoner is the key to end the tyranny of the Granger family within the kingdom...