Written for a good friend for V-day... because why not? Eddie wants to argue with Venom, and Venom wants Eddie. Porn with a sprinkle of plot.

-SMUT- In the basement of The Crusty Crab, Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward indulge in hidden pleasures, and the forbidden world of ass-eating. More chapters will be added in the near future

They say the hottest fires burn blue, and Venom understands when he looks into Eddie's eyes. Venom and Eddie experience another first together.

When Bucky and Steve take dance lessons, Bucky begins to see Steve in a new light. Pre-War Stucky. On going. Please review!

Luigi is ashamed that he doesn't know how to control his wild thoughts that come along with embarrassing and unexpected boners. Luckily, his brother Mario is more than willing to teach him.

Nico has a dream about Will while sleeping over in the Apollo cabin. Will helps his dreams come true. [Solangelo; One-shot]

Loki wakes up alone on Sakaar, and after getting himself out of a few sticky situations, he finds himself in the Grandmaster's palace. Will he try to get away, or will he obey the Grandmaster's wishes...

[Spongebob/Bubble Bass] After losing a reckless bet, Spongebob is forced to be Bubble Bass' servant for a whole day! Unfortunately for the sea sponge, the overweight fish has a lot more planned than just servitude. A commissioned Spongebob story written by Sparrow Wolfess of Custom Prose along with some additional help by yours truly and artwork done by the amazing BobJiggles!

A collection of Drarry oneshots for all Drarry shippers, including: smut, AU, fluff, angst, and more. I'll happily take ideas! (except anything with gore!)

Remus John Lupin is surprised when his favorite pet, Sirius Black, gives him a special treat.

Sonic asks Knuckles to pick up his bro, Knuckles is reluctant but then has a dark idea he wants to do.

Hitler and the new Nazi super weapon, the Furby named Dee-Doh, have a hidden passion for each other that must not be discovered.

Hitler and Jesus were meant to be. They new it. Everyone knew it. However, they were pussies and neither of them would ask them to be their date on the most important night of their high school careers. That is until their best friend, Jimothy, tries to change that.

Kylux with love. Contains sex scenes.

Will might've lost the bet, but the consolation prize is better than he could've imagined. Solangelo. Top!Nico

...that the labs are the place to go if you're interested in a good tentacle fucking. Cloud most certainly is. [Featuring an alternate version of Safer Sephiroth, in which he has tentacles instead of a butt cloud. Sephiroth/Cloud, consentacles.]

[Spideypool Big Bang] Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter… Peter keeps letting him. CU; Top Wade / Bottom Peter

Nico's confused. Will's determined. Pure Solangelo romantic smut.

AU! Sasuke gets some on the subway. ONE SHOT

When Sarah Fortune is brought by tentacles to an abandoned warehouse, she is later converted into something new. Even more ensues when another woman is brought there. [Contains Futanari, Tentacles, and Non-Consent]

What will happen when CHB is put on lockdown and Nico is stuck in the infirmary, alone, with his crush, Will Solace?

One false lead and a terrible accident are set to push them closer than expected. The one in which Peter and Wade turned into best friends over the years, until one fateful day changed things forever. Spideypool. M

my favourite anime. There will be lemon.

The rules are simple. [Drarry, post-Hogwarts]

After a few weeks of fighting and hanging out together, Peter Parker takes a chance and surprises Wade Wilson. One-shot (kinda) Slash Spideypool Pre-relationship

In ligght of recent news, Donald Trump escapes to Russia to be with his love Vladimir Putin. Also, Shrek is in this tory somehwo.

It's a busy day at McDonalds and the Hamburglar wants to steal some hamburgers. This would prove to be a mistake.

An evil deed done by a despicable sorcerer. Rare fruit stolen from the King's garden. An epic quest to seek redemption and find the one you love. - Drarry Fairy Tale - HEA - Drarry Secret Santa

It's a stormy day in New York City and Spiderman finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time. After receiving some pretty bad injuries our merc with the mouth Deadpool does the chivalries thing and takes the wounded hero home. What kind of mischief will they get into? A spideypool fanfic.

It's a long and rainy day and Thomas the Tank Engine wants to pass the time away. Gordon the Big Engine comes along and shows him what he can do.

Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

Mario and Luigi have an awesome hallucinogenic adventure

Wade is annoyed with all the time that Peter is spending with the Avengers so he makes plans; in the end his plans are the best kind. Spideypool

This is a collection of short (or not so short) Spideypool Fanficitons, with YOUR requests, via the reviews section!

Marisa 'borrows' one too many books and begins to question Patchouli's sanity. This contains tentacles. If you're not into that then...

Not child appropriate what-so-ever. Mario and Luigi take a ride in Thomas.

He waited patiently. Now he was going to take what he wanted. Kylux PWP

Donald Trump has an awkward crush on the Russian president, Putin uses this knowledge to seduce him through steamy phone call

Drarry smut. Set in the sixth year. CW: sex.

Spidey takes a toilet brake while on patrol, he wasn't expecting Wade to join him. A Spideypool smut one shot.

A re-telling of "Jesus and Hitler: A Romance," only involving actual plot and characterization, along with less disturbing graphics. Adolf Hitler had been waging his war alone, sheer determination the only thing carrying him along. That is, until Jesus, son of God, appears before him, offering his aid. It turns out, Hitler is not the only one who has tired of the British way.

This fanfic includes all your favorite yaoi characters, such as Shrek, Jesus, Hitler, and more!

Solangelo SMUT. Will tries something new with Nico on his birthday.

Spider-Man finds himself lethally wounded after fighting a group of escaped prisoners. Deadpool finds him and patches him up only making Spider-Man wonder why Deadpool helped him... (WARNINGS: Smut/Blood/Naughty Language) Spideypool

Each chapter is a short Drarry drabble, the lengths varying but staying relatively short to just appease a quick urge for angst, fluff and anything in between. Enjoy these two lovely boys in their descriptions of various situations!

This is a smut fic - rated M for a reason Cursing, lemon, etc. Warning: Tentacles, Incest

Sonic and Shadow are step brothers. Their parent have left them alone for three days so that they can go on a business trip... or something. For Sonic this means a wild party with just enough time left over to get rid of the evidence. But for Shadow it means something entirely different. Warning- Sonadow. Yaoi. Descriptions of Insest and Rape. RATED M

An employee working for a government funded organisation, designed to detain alien creatures, stumbles upon a rather interesting specimen.

Solangelo smut. Will gets Nico all hot and bothered at dinner.

Solangelo Smut ( nico x will ) shower sex, masturbation kink, submissive!nico submissive!will dominant!nico

Hinata loves her big brother Neji more than she should and Neji feels the same for her. What happens when the most popular girls in school, Sakura and Ino, find out about Hinata's dirty little secret? WARNING: INSEST AND LEMONS. Don't like don't read.

Sephiroth has always found new, depraved ways of corrupting Cloud. This time, it's with tentacles. [Sephiroth/Cloud tentacle porn! :D Set in Kingdom Hearts universe. Explicit yaoi, PWP. Now has an wing kink sequel chapter as well.]

I always get what I want -always- and lately my sights have been set on a certain little pony. Dally's not the only with his sight on lil' Pony Curtis. Will he be victorious in winning the little steed, or will some one else snatch him? WARNING: M/M

There's just something about the Slytherin dorms that Harry has always found soothing. Drarry. Slythern!Harry

Thomas The Tank Engine. Thomas x Diesel. Slash. Yaoi.

Thomas the tank engine and Thomas Bangalter battle for Guy-Manuel's manhood! (Warning: contains tentacles, exhibitionism, sexualization of shy robots, and male genital weapons) (Thomas the Train Engine)x(Daft Punk)

A series of oneshots, consisting of Mario x Luigi.

this is one hundred percent sharkbait dubcon tentacle nsfw fic. detailed warnings inside.

Anna fell asleep and Elsa's not impressed. One-shot, possibly more, we'll see. Elsanna. Icest. DL;DR.

Japan's pet tentacle monster is out to find food for herself and her young. And she loves the seed of countries. Featuring Americest (aka AmeCan), FrUk, and Itacest. Rated M for tentacles.

Drarry one shot(; Enjoy & please review c:

Greece's sensuous method of consuming food and drink turns the decorous Japan into a beast in bed. Heavy smut on a rainy day with a little food play.

Deadpool forces our favorite Spidey hero against the wall. Pure smut no plot. My first Spideypool fic, so please be nice R/R

Drarry one-shot! Set after the war, Harry and Draco are aurors and things get interesting while working on a case..

My collection of Drarry one-shots. Enjoy!

Peter simply shook his head. "Never mind. I'm tired. And sleepy. Just tell me a bedtime story Wade."

A story of two different people, trying to overcome their differences, and past experiences, to uncover their love.

A fluffy one-shot between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter

Still living with his mother, Squidward's a college drop-out who finds solace in Squilliam Fancyson's fantastic body every weekend. When an encounter with Squilliam goes terribly wrong, Squidward seeks comfort in a long-time friend. Squidbob.

Wade's lonely Saturday night unexpectedly changes for the better when he meets an equally lonely Spider-Man. (Spideypool Oneshot, some smut)

Harry is caught by surprise as Draco binds him. smutty smut smut smut. Drarry all over this and has no plot. just smut!

A/U Taker has got himself a teacher's pet

"I'm a merc with a mouth, there's no such thing as not talking," Wade smirks. "You're sorely mistaken dearest Spidey, if you thought for half a moment you were going to lose your virginity to silence." Spideypool, with a dash of Superfamily.

Wade hates his scars. He's gotten shunned, beaten up, almost killed, and even more because of them. He covers up wherever he goes and hates to show them, even around his partner, Peter. Peter never saw them, but with this one trip to Wade's apartment he finally sees them for the first time. Superfamily, spideypool. I'm bad at summaries.

Drarry moments for which I don't want to make up a story but I like too much to lose go here.

Just a quick human X scalie dragoness erotic fiction I wrote not too long ago. When I take a break from clopfics I take towards my furry side of writing. Trying to find more sexy furry inspiration actually!

Okay. Due to controversy and 'implications with the law' or whatever, apparently I have to give you warnings. So... WARNING - STRONG LANGUAGE, HINTS OF BESTIALITY, SEX AND FETISHES. WE DON'T OWN DAN NOR PHIL. (Even though they are perfectly okay with all kinds of fanfiction, and Dan has actually /read/ this and laughed.)

Two strange, perverted stories. (Futanari, tentacles)

Kise's riding the subway home and a pair of wandering hands start to touch places that shouldn't be touched. AoKise, PWP, All that good stuff.

Peter is walking home late at night having stayed late at a friend's house. Wade, on the other hand, is being his usual clever self and decides to play a "prank" on Peter. Spideypool.

Especially when two of them are full grown Germans and they're all shoved into a tiny shower. Gilbert x Feliciano x Ludwig

Morgan/Reid PWP. Rimming.

A little fun on a subway

Mr. Livius HRE helps his student, Vash, with some drumming techniques . . . after school . . . in a secluded room . . . alone . . .

Fan request: What happens to Aki Mari when she asks Kakuzu if he can do anything sexual with his tentacles. One shot Lemon! Kakuzu/Aki Mari

Summary: Based on FIFA 2010 soccer game. Spain will do anything to win. Even follow orders from an octopus. –Rated M for tentacles and a cocky octopus. WARNING: fahking tentacles.

WARNING: Rape, sex, etc. Hitsu.

"Wisty", he breathed in my face, "I want to make love to you." I could feel my face turning the color of my hair."Byron, we can't." "Why not, Wisty? We can." Set after The Fire.

Just a one-shot Drarry fic I wrote in study hall

Complete and utter Drarry porn. Absolutely no plot, just down dirty porn.

Smutty little Drarry oneshot. M FOR CONTENT

ichijo and shiki finally get some alone time after class and what do you expect them to do with it

ok when senri's mom leaves him alone with his father you can expect something other then father son bonding CONTAINS RAPE,INSEST

Selection of Drarry One shots : Enjoy

Ichigo has a long drive when he returns home from college. But he suddenly finds it much longer when his truck breaks down in the middle of the desert. Read and review!

Sometimes plans does not go accordingly... PWP. Drarry. SLASH. LEMON. R&R PLZ!

drarry smut what happens when Draco sneaks in to Harry's room.

They share a dirty secret and become friends. But their friendship sends them into uncharted waters and something darker results. M for slash. Drarry.

Ichigo is falling asleep on the subway until a certain blue-haired man arrives to pull him from his thoughts.

Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!

Drarry songfic, smut

America visits a small town, but a special being suddenly emerges... M for Yaoi, tentacles, swearing.

Rated M for suggestiveness, and -possible- graphicness later, to be safe. Drarry. Enjoy. :

From 'A Series of Drarry Clichés'

From 'A Series of Drarry Clichés'

From 'A Series of Drarry Clichés'

Edward and Roy seem to be getting down and dirty. And we all know how Edward likes it. Beta : MsBenzedrine

Draco and Harry are alone in an abandoned classroom. Boys will be boys. First Drarry, smut, one-shot.

Draco has a kink, Harry finds out. What to do, what to do... Find out what Harry does. Drarry, Slash, AU

Gaston goes hunting for beast, but Beast has other plans. Slash/MM/Oneshot/Smut

Lemon, Yaoi. Professor. Layton x Luke (legal age) Layton takes a chance while on a trip for Luke's 18th birthday. UPDATED.

Naruto undresses, not knowing he has an audience. YAOI-don't like, don't read. Long one-shot cuz I don't know how to seperate my chapters! Un-beta'd, so please excuse my poor writing style.

Plankton's new serum comes with some unexpected results. YAOI. PWP. STRONG SEXUAL SITUATIONS. FOR MATURE READERS ONLY.

Oneshot of some Drarry fluff. I don't have a summary for this one, but I promise it's good. HP/DM

While watching his crush Naruto makes a grusome discovery. Oh joy what is it? The drama the susspense! OMFG what will happen next? This lovley story contains YAOI,INSEST,and SELF-HARM! No likey no readie

Squidward finally snaps.

Wild times in the old testament! A true stroke of genius from The Cop. Rated M... no, seriously.

Luigi wins a whorehouse, but has to face some tough challenges to have sex with Mario.

Itachi goes on a mission and, well, it doesn't turn out so well for him. There is a second part, and it's PeinIta, but I'll upload that later. Smexy tentacle action! Please R&R!

Shadow finds Sonic siting in the cold. What happens When Sonic offers Shadow to walk home with him?

OctopusXExio crack pairing. Not the type I usually write, so don't expect greatness. Warnings: tentacle rape.

Draco is being punished by Voldemort...What is he going to find in the dungeon? SLASH Drarry

There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE

No plot, just random drarry-ness. XD Rated M for sexyness. I do not own the characters, they belong to one Miss J.K. Rowling.

Sex and incest....

This is ‘The Room of Requirement’ from Draco’s POV. dm/hp drarry slash

Kakashi isnt a pedo, he is just in love with a 12 year old, and he starts to love kakashi back. When Sasuke starts doing something naughty, what will ensue? M for lemon, 12 yr old sasuke, KakaSasu R&R plz X3

Jeff is in love with Matt, but Matt no longer loves Jeff, hes crazy about Ashley now, Will Jeff find a way to get Matt back---Slash/Insest R&R MH&A MH&JH

Luigi in a dress? That's ace. : Mario/Luigi incest :

MasaYoshi Yaoi, incest. Don't like? Feel free to bash.

It's the Holy Bible, but rewritten as self-insertion furry slash fiction!

Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…

If you've ever wondered why Squidward hates Spongebob this is the place for you. My own take on this interesting relationship. This is M for a reason. Yaoi. Several pairings. This is going to be dirty if that's your thing.

This is a smut!fic for the sake of smut. My attempt at getting over writer's block, a short Drarry one-shot.

Amid the dope scented smoke, they are free to feelno shame... DeiNaru, Yaoi, Lemon, Insest, Drug Use.

Tentacles. Heero. Duo. Need I say more? Heero and Duo are on a mission and get attacked by an experiment. Total PWP. 1x2 mature audience only! No likey, no ready!

Yaoi Insest Ukon and Sakon getting hott with each other,but what happens when Lord Orochimaru finds out,then gets in between?O.M.G!Read to find out!

Axel didn't want to go to the party. His brother made him go. Interesting how things all work out for the best. [Yaoi SoraxAxelxRoxas, Swearing, Slight Incest, Lemon, ONESHOT]

This is a Drarry oneshot that takes places during Deathly Hallows. HUGE spoilers for book seven. DH slash

When a strange creature infects Dash, he gets tentacles... in an odd place. They take him over and guess who he targets, but Danny! Warnings: Yaoi, Slash, BL, bondage, slight mind control, rape kind of, and TENTACLES! XD

This is about Steven Richard's son, and Life after Victoria. Steve is still trying to coop with his love, Vicky, leaving him for Batista. Sexual scenes, Language, Insest, and possibly rape.

Riku and Sora hear Cloud and Leon doing...things in the other room. As a result, they get videotaped doinf ...things to each other. Yaoi Rated M for sexual content. Oneshot